SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

While watching a friend play through CONTROL again recently, I was just thinking about how it did the concept SCP is built on a lot better than the current actual SCP. the FBC has some kinda somewhat goofy/quirky employees like Dr. Darling and Ahti the janitor, but they still very clearly do their job in a professional manner. The FBC is very clearly somewhat inspired by shit like earlier SCP where the cosmic horror threat level shit they can't handle is merely observed/monitored and isn't a power scaling contest, just shit that's nor really containable in a normal sense. How the fuck do you contain a parasitic entity made of sound, spores, or the literal concept of darkness? especially ones that managed to slip through when they were going trough routine tests of a different anomalous object that just turns projector slides into portals to other realities? One that fucking was introduced via infecting your staff for months with nobody being able to notice till it was too late and your employees are basically turned into living dead puppets of this stuff? Indefinite lockdown, obviously.

Everything you run into in CONTROL shows that the HQ office of this 3 letter organization used to be a huge, highly staffed government operation that literally just had one fuckup that led to it being a barren ass endless tunnel of office space. You run into so many little notes the workers left each other, weird mail they had to get from the post office from US citizens that knew about them manually due to them not having an actual mailing address, shitty Edutainment programs made to inform the kids of staff visiting what not to do. Lots of small signifiers of "life" that aren't over the top and make the place feel "lived in". SCP's attempts at doing something like this the last few years has just been shit like the fucking pride month flag filter and character bios that put sex/gender identity over their actual fucking job or the "stories" shit which uh... yeah...
Control’s atmosphere is on point but the gameplay just sucks. Instead of shooting things with a magic gun, it should’ve copied Bioshock’s weapon system and have different anomalous objects that you can find and equip to give you wacky superpowers. The bosses were okay but it got old real fast clearing rooms of zombies. There’s something wrong with your game design if the best part is a scripted sequence where the player has little agency.
 
Control’s atmosphere is on point but the gameplay just sucks. Instead of shooting things with a magic gun, it should’ve copied Bioshock’s weapon system and have different anomalous objects that you can find and equip to give you wacky superpowers. The bosses were okay but it got old real fast clearing rooms of zombies. There’s something wrong with your game design if the best part is a scripted sequence where the player has little agency.
The gameplay didn't seem too bad IMO despite the repetitive-ness, but there was absolutely a missed opportunity with the anomalous object ability shit. There's SOME like that though, albeit more required powerups like the floppy disc/ferris wheel horse. As for optional abilities from the objects there's just fuck all.

EDIT: I just had an intrusive thought type realization that if a character like Ahti was written by the SCP guys t'd be absolutely horrible. Instead of him being a normal Finnish guy with a heavy accent with the vague hints of him possibly being some kind of benevolent god in the guise of a commoner, it'd probably be a lot more bombastic and on the nose with him having records of doing stereotypical jesus level miracle shit and being heavily monitored somehow. Him just being "that weird old guy on the janitorial staff some people have theories about due to a few weird unexplainable moments" is a lot better than what we could have gotten.
 
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Control’s atmosphere is on point but the gameplay just sucks. Instead of shooting things with a magic gun, it should’ve copied Bioshock’s weapon system and have different anomalous objects that you can find and equip to give you wacky superpowers. The bosses were okay but it got old real fast clearing rooms of zombies. There’s something wrong with your game design if the best part is a scripted sequence where the player has little agency.
control tried to fix the problem quantum break had, by the time you get all your abilities and can get all out the game is almost over. the bioshock system is which power you invest in (at first), which then affects how you clear those rooms. later one you can also simply ignore them, no need to grind through the trash.
you also get the powers earlier (or at least can cap it faster and then pick something else) so you have more tools for those fights.

also keep in mind they also need to attract the casual crowd, so some matter of simplicity is to be expected.

Everything you run into in CONTROL shows that the HQ office of this 3 letter organization used to be a huge, highly staffed government operation that literally just had one fuckup that led to it being a barren ass endless tunnel of office space. You run into so many little notes the workers left each other, weird mail they had to get from the post office from US citizens that knew about them manually due to them not having an actual mailing address, shitty Edutainment programs made to inform the kids of staff visiting what not to do. Lots of small signifiers of "life" that aren't over the top and make the place feel "lived in". SCP's attempts at doing something like this the last few years has just been shit like the fucking pride month flag filter and character bios that put sex/gender identity over their actual fucking job or the "stories" shit which uh... yeah...
ironically the office is basically it's own SCP.
lot to people don't like the "empty office floors", but anyone who ever had the pleasure to visit or even work in a government agency know how fucking drab and lifeless it is, even during workhours. remedy really nailed that aspect and it's certainly underappreciated.
 
ironically the office is basically it's own SCP.
I love how the office was just some weird vacant building they found in NYC that's constantly shifting inside when not observed and dated as having always "been there" despite that making no fucking sense and decided to make it the headquarters of their operation. Ironically that's more or less the kind of weird sort of place I'd imagine SCP's base would be located in but either that got undone with the countless rewrites or just was never a thing and I assumed it was.

anyone who ever had the pleasure to visit or even work in a government agency know how fucking drab and lifeless it is, even during workhours. remedy really nailed that aspect and it's certainly underappreciated.
It's not just government agency offices that are like that either, I got some vivid memories from childhood of going to the office my dad worked at for sometimes when he had to do a quick trip there for some shit and he'd just set me up with a mini tv and VHS tapes in one of the shitloads of empty cubicles. There was usually NOBODY in most of the building at times and it was a surreal ass thing to witness. Not really spooky somehow, just weird. Wouldn't doubt someone at that game company had a similar childhood experience.
 
I bring you kf foundation scp:

SCP-KF-538

Containment Procedures: Scp-KF-538 is contained on a ranch near site-ST. Tranquilizers are available on site in case of an episode.

SCP-KF-538 is an alpaca that has developed partial human mutations, including something approximating human sentience.
He suffers from severe schizophrenia and occasional blackouts during which he displays extreme and often violent behavior.
We are providing him with medication and therapy. It has had limited results.

He answers to Jeff.

Though I think the problem with kf scp is everyone would go for lolcow stuff and it'd get old after like two seconds.
 
If we're still showing off shitty modern articles....


TL;DR: It's nothing but the author throwing a shit-fit over some content farm whitewashing his precious OC.
you can simply lounge in the glow of choir-facing political messaging and “woe is me”-ism on scp and be pretty liked. people take advantage of that, from predators to bad/lazy writers

related point: most popular writers on the site not only all share the exact same political beliefs, but they also generally share the opinion that the most popular stuff from the wiki like 682, 196, 096, etc, are all very bad subpar writing.

in the same breath, they will believe their writing is good because it’s relatively popular. in reality, there is no sharp divide of people making newer articles popular and older articles popular.

so, popular doesn’t mean good, but only when it isn’t their own work.
 
related point: most popular writers on the site not only all share the exact same political beliefs, but they also generally share the opinion that the most popular stuff from the wiki like 682, 196, 096, etc, are all very bad subpar writing.

You see I don't like some of the older SCP's like 096 the shy guy, but it's because it was one of the ones that had a lot of inconsistent lore an story telling around it that soured it for me, as a concept it's great but it's execution is left wanting in my opinion - but that's just my opinion on that one specific well regarded SCP.

682 - It's a great SCP in context that it was written to show why you don't write an unkillable monster, people just didn't get the message any for a while made everything like that - I've always been of the opinion that the BIG world killer SCP's should be written as one off's for a specific cannon, for example I read "There is no antimemetics division" and the main SCP (didn't even have a number) was a world an thought killer and in the context of the story it worked fantastically but things like the Gate guardian or those snakes / lizards that are thousands of miles long if they move even slightly it will cause tidal waves that will wipe out a couple of major world cities just to begin with etc should be a one an done or written as part of information from another SCP Timeline and given a number not be an active / monitored threat by the foundation.

A really good one shot was "The Tachyon Express" SCP 5392 -

One of my favourite SCP's is The Indoors Salesman, the guy who trys to sell you weird stuff for abstract concepts like "How about this dog? It'll only cost you 10 years of your life" that's an idea that honestly hasn't been explored well enough but it's an unpopular SCP so it wont get any love from the current SCP authors because as you said it's not popular enough and people are mistaking popular for good.
 
I'm looking for two things mentioned in this thread, but I don't remember when and don't wanna go through the entire thing for them.

First, I swear I recall someone mentioning some version of the main site created that housed the original versions of SCPs before they went back and got ruined by troons editing shit.

Second was a YouTuber that reads out SCPs, but explicitly leaves out any LGBT shit which got the site really pissed at him.
 
The writing of 682 (the entry itself, not the fanfiction around it) is mostly fine, it's a wacky unkillable monster that doesn't seem interested in destroying the world but would generally cause too much of a ruckus if it were free. Plus it is containable by various methods, it's not invincible just unkillable
 
I recall someone mentioning some version of the main site created that housed the original versions of SCPs
https://the-scp.foundation/ is, I believe, an archive that split off when all the tranny shit started. You can find most of the early stories there, relatively unmolested.
Some of the more seasoned SCP YouTubers also serve as an archive.
Second was a YouTuber that reads out SCPs, but explicitly leaves out any LGBT shit which got the site really pissed at him.
I think you refer to two examples. The Exploring Series, who sometimes had the gall to comment on stupid shit during his reads and largely moved on to Warhammer or Eastside Show, who told the Homestuck Trans Satellite author to calm the fuck down about Metokur and has an RPC channel. Maybe theres someone I missed.

Dies anyone have a update on what the hell Lord Bung is doing? I'm kinda intrigued to do a dive into them because holy fuck hoe do you fuck up so bad you delete your channel
I think Bung or Orion’s nsfw twitter was possibly uncovered. Handle is samrockwell420. Art style is very slightly reworked but very similar to Containment . Full of “accidental” sexual assault, voyeurism, that weird crotch blush design choice. Very interestingly small dick fetishism. Cant cap images or archive at the moment.
 
This post is dedicated to the BASTARD that rated my posts Late

the SCP 8000 contest started today. the theme is fantasy. yes many many scp authors will go full deviant with that. nonetheless some insufferable Tolkien wannabe article titled “The Lost Sword-Sheath of Aggladallah” will win, yeah yeah. this post is not about the winner or even those who do good, but those truly horrible entries that will soon leave us without a trace of ever having existed. we will have plenty of time to read the surviving articles.

some entries are so bad, they are brilliant. entirely more entertaining than the entries that are liked.

take for example:

https://web.archive.org/web/20240212212513/https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/8000contestaveryeverdale
“The three dragons”. They can breathe fire and glow.

https://web.archive.org/web/20240213021241/https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/8000contestkozmat-y
“The last of the unicorns”. gets very angry in interview logs for being the last.

https://web.archive.org/web/20240212212501/https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/8000contestshallweyesweshall
so much effort here it should be enough to celebrate

https://web.archive.org/web/20240212142600/https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/8000contestorebleach
midevil knight with jousting events

you might think this is a cruel post just making fun of these entries but that’s not the case. these entries are genuinely more entertaining and worthwhile than the slop posted by the authors that take themselves more seriously. would you rather read a few ephemeral Tommy Wiseau entries, or 80 ones that take themselves to be profound and are so boring you’d rather peel your toenail off?

i can’t capture them all. there will still be some that show up later in the posting window, but the best of these come early in the contest, so keep a look out. many of these were archived in the wayback machine by the time I got to them. you can tell me it was a routine crawl, and not expert troll artists capturing their fleeting work, but I won’t believe that.

Hope you enjoyed this post and happy SCP-8000, YOU FUCKING OAF RATE ME LATE RATE ME LATE BITCH
 
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I read through the entries and I found to be incredibly bland. SCP has long overdue it's stay, my hope that the website just dies after this.
looking at the top entries, yeah… I have a feeling that whatever/whoever wins 8000 is going to be an… outlier when compared to the past winners. i haven’t enjoyed scp in a while but it deserved better than this.
 
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*useful linking of stuff that takes a basic search to find*
On the lord Bung grind again,
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A vortex of self destruction, ruined a good thing, and going into the deepest parts of the abyss. What I enjoy about this site is the moral guide that the threads take, the theme of the thread. Pride, ego, insanity. Lord Bung I think is just one of these people. Perhaps the milk doesn't come out anymore, but it's a good starter? Idea for a thread. Get into a rhythm of a OP at least.
 
Despite modern entries all generally being dog, I'm still convinced that nothing encapsulates the shit state of nu-scp's writing & general entries as the Ouroboros cycle.
It reads like the "lore" a 10 year old would think of when having a "war" with all his action figures and toys. "Darth Vader fighting He-Man" type shit except it's written by a severely autistic 16 year old. The fact that it was/is so widely embraced is a huge canary in the coalmine that the whole SCP thing is too far gone.

Also I'm convinced that the introduction and embracing of tales as an accepted format has been the thing that not kicked, rather punted the can down the road of the whole concept going to absolute shit.
Mods back then should've known better and stayed on top of their shit; if you allow a more generic type of format on the site, you're just begging for self insert nonsense and in turn the mentally disabled to come flooding in.
 
Despite modern entries all generally being dog, I'm still convinced that nothing encapsulates the shit state of nu-scp's writing & general entries as the Ouroboros cycle.
It reads like the "lore" a 10 year old would think of when having a "war" with all his action figures and toys. "Darth Vader fighting He-Man" type shit except it's written by a severely autistic 16 year old. The fact that it was/is so widely embraced is a huge canary in the coalmine that the whole SCP thing is too far gone.

Also I'm convinced that the introduction and embracing of tales as an accepted format has been the thing that not kicked, rather punted the can down the road of the whole concept going to absolute shit.
Mods back then should've known better and stayed on top of their shit; if you allow a more generic type of format on the site, you're just begging for self insert nonsense and in turn the mentally disabled to come flooding in.
A few years ago, there was this criticism you’d see on some prose-heavy SCPs that went something like “this isn’t an SCP, it’s a tale”. That distinction & way of thinking has been obliterated. You don’t see that comment anymore. If someone posted a pure tale and called it an SCP, I’m not even sure if anyone would notice anymore.

This is currently in the lead for becoming SCP-8000, at least it isn’t a tale (yet):
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/8000contestjdun
 
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