SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Steinercard]

I recently got into Delta Green. A pen and paper RPG which takes the Cthulu mythos and essentially asks, "What are all these fucked up things actually up to in current year? How have all the cults and beasties evolved over the last century and how have they shaped the modern world? What measures are in place to defeat or at least delay these creatues?" It's actually really cool. The Impossible Landscapes campaign does a lot of the reality bending and fucking with the player that SCP tries and fails to do recently. In fact, a lot of SCP seems like a bad copy of Delta Green. Which is ironic considering it's most modern and fleshed out incarnation as a game of it's own instead of a setting for CoC has only been around since a kickstarter in 2015. If you want some of the old SCP vibes give the Delta Green books a look. Lots of interesting stuff in there even if you're not into tabletop RPGs.

 

[Procrastinhater]

They now have they/them pronouns. Well, atleast what the wayback machine shows me.
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Most Recent twitter, all the tweets where wiped as far back as April. Also they go by Dani now, this could all be old news. But I think there is a high probability that they where at some point non-binary or either a transfolk.

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Actually, I think non-binary is 98% accurate.

View attachment 3691037https://imginn.org/whorungthedung/ Instagram apparently still up.

Nice 5 oclock shadow faggot lovely manicure on those big man hands. Should have maybe washed them first before he showed off his pretty nails, why are troons always so grimey?
So stunning. So brave.

Fully caught up on this thread. Damn what a shit show. They even turned Lord Bung into a troon lol. But it isnt a social contagion.
Fucking crazy how much the sites gone down hill and how much theyve lost sight of everything that made it unique. Now its just bad creepy pasta by pretentious assholes who suck each others dicks and tell each other they are much better than what they are.
Most of the new entries dont even follow the SCP format anymore, they rush through the containment protocols to get to their fan fic stories. If it had started out like that it would have never got popular.
What a waste.
What made the staff finally do something about that chomo Bright?
Theyve known he was a fucking sicko for years and just ignored it.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Nice 5 oclock shadow faggot lovely manicure on those big man hands. Should have maybe washed them first before he showed off his pretty nails, why are troons always so grimey?
So stunning. So brave.

Fully caught up on this thread. Damn what a shit show. They even turned Lord Bung into a troon lol. But it isnt a social contagion.
Fucking crazy how much the sites gone down hill and how much theyve lost soght of everything that made it unique. Now its just bad creepy pasta by pretentious assholes who suck each others dicks and tell each other they are much better than what they are.
Most of the new entries dont even follow the SCP format anymore, they rush through the containment protocols to get to their fan fic stories. If it had started out like that it woukd have never got popular.
What a waste.
What made the staff finally do something about that chomo Bright?
Theyve known he was a fucking sicko for years and just ignored it.

They still scrub all mentions of him where it's possible like tv tropes

 

[Valstrax]

I recently got into Delta Green. A pen and paper RPG which takes the Cthulu mythos and essentially asks, "What are all these fucked up things actually up to in current year? How have all the cults and beasties evolved over the last century and how have they shaped the modern world? What measures are in place to defeat or at least delay these creatues?" It's actually really cool. The Impossible Landscapes campaign does a lot of the reality bending and fucking with the player that SCP tries and fails to do recently. In fact, a lot of SCP seems like a bad copy of Delta Green. Which is ironic considering it's most modern and fleshed out incarnation as a game of it's own instead of a setting for CoC has only been around since a kickstarter in 2015. If you want some of the old SCP vibes give the Delta Green books a look. Lots of interesting stuff in there even if you're not into tabletop RPGs.

Not gonna lie, you had me there at the beginning. Anything that has the premise of "what if [x] was in current year" could only go terribly. Thankfully this seems to avoid that pitfall! I'll check it out when I have the chance.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

Not gonna lie, you had me there at the beginning. Anything that has the premise of "what if [x] was in current year" could only go terribly. Thankfully this seems to avoid that pitfall! I'll check it out when I have the chance.

Depends on what edition you are talking about. Delta Green's first edition was written during the early 2000s, so none of that political bullshit was en vogue yet. The second edition is relatively new, and, from what I understand, at least some current year politics may have snuck in, to its detriment.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Depends on what edition you are talking about. Delta Green's first edition was written during the early 2000s, so none of that political bullshit was en vogue yet. The second edition is relatively new, and, from what I understand, at least some current year politics may have snuck in, to its detriment.

The only current day political stuff was references to Trump, Alex Jones, and rising racial tensions. There is an upcoming campaign book, God’s Teeth, that has the antagonist be connected to Stephen Miller and rings of being a political message about Trump immigration policy.

Though considering how “real world” Delta Green tries to be, you can have politics involved. Just nothing like Trump is a worshipper of Cthulhu or some nonsense like that.

At the heart of Delta Green is the fact that they have no idea what they face. They have no database which houses the names of all the Great Old Ones, no best practices manual on how to stop a Shoggoth. All they have are the scraps of knowledge from old classified files, black boxes containing things that they guess should remain closed.

SCP is a contrast, where they know how to contain Cthulhu. Employees can read Procedure 110-Montauk. They can experiment with anomalies like SCP-294, a cup of Joe. That horror is the clinical nature of it all and that it is known. The file for SCP-173 lists all of the requirements and number of personnel needed to clean the containment chamber, how it will snap someone’s neck when no one is looking, and then the last sentence is how the chamber needs to be cleaned every two weeks. Meaning that these procedures have happened before, that they were made over time after people died trying to clean the chamber, and that these procedures will continue to happen.

Both settings are about eldtrich horror, but two very different takes on it.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

At the heart of Delta Green is the fact that they have no idea what they face. They have no database which houses the names of all the Great Old Ones, no best practices manual on how to stop a Shoggoth. All they have are the scraps of knowledge from old classified files, black boxes containing things that they guess should remain closed.

Not sure how true that is now if you play as the "official" Delta Green. If you play a cowboy game, then yeah.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Not sure how true that is now if you play as the "official" Delta Green. If you play a cowboy game, then yeah.

All you really have in that case is the cover of being a federal agent and some more resources to draw upon. The Program still operates in secret.

The point is that they have no real knowledge on the unnatural forces that they are fighting. For instance, the only thing that Delta Green really knows about the King in Yellow is that anything that mentions it has to be destroyed, and anyone who has seen or read it (or fighting against it) must be killed.

Any time someone investigated the King in Yellow, they got infected by it. Instead of writing about an incident of a King in Yellow outbreak, they just write the whole play, spreading the infection.

You can’t learn about the enemy. The only thing you can do is destroy it and if that is impossible, lock it up.

 

[Valstrax]

All you really have in that case is the cover of being a federal agent and some more resources to draw upon. The Program still operates in secret.

The point is that they have no real knowledge on the unnatural forces that they are fighting. For instance, the only thing that Delta Green really knows about the King in Yellow is that anything that mentions it has to be destroyed, and anyone who has seen or read it (or fighting against it) must be killed.

Any time someone investigated the King in Yellow, they got infected by it. Instead of writing about an incident of a King in Yellow outbreak, they just write the whole play, spreading the infection.

You can’t learn about the enemy. The only thing you can do is destroy it and if that is impossible, lock it up.

You motherfucker, now all of us are infected. In all seriousness, this is actually a pretty neat concept because you don't have every piece of info about the horror, only the bare minimum. Makes it much scarier than just spelling it out.

 

[Wikipedia]

Nice 5 oclock shadow faggot lovely manicure on those big man hands. Should have maybe washed them first before he showed off his pretty nails, why are troons always so grimey?
So stunning. So brave.

Fully caught up on this thread. Damn what a shit show. They even turned Lord Bung into a troon lol. But it isnt a social contagion.
Fucking crazy how much the sites gone down hill and how much theyve lost sight of everything that made it unique. Now its just bad creepy pasta by pretentious assholes who suck each others dicks and tell each other they are much better than what they are.
Most of the new entries dont even follow the SCP format anymore, they rush through the containment protocols to get to their fan fic stories. If it had started out like that it would have never got popular.
What a waste.
What made the staff finally do something about that chomo Bright?
Theyve known he was a fucking sicko for years and just ignored it.

They ignored it because they're sickos themselves. Didn't gatekeep their community well enough and with the help of youtubers making scp mainstream, boom, groomers and exceptional individuals started putting their grimy little sausage fingers over it. Now that you have the broth ready for your shit strew, you want to add overly Kafkaesque greenlight system and a dash of ingroups and nepotism. Now you have the most stinky group writing project. The mods themselves just have their head so far up their rectal cavity that submitting anything that doesn't tickle their fancy or political view is pointless.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

The SCP might be one of the most effective autism magnets the internet has ever seen.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The SCP might be one of the most effective autism magnets the internet has ever seen.

not even close buddy

 

[Steinercard]

The SCP might be one of the most effective autism magnets the internet has ever seen.

Sonic the Hedgehog is a far more corrupting force.

 

[Steinercard]

Not gonna lie, you had me there at the beginning. Anything that has the premise of "what if [x] was in current year" could only go terribly. Thankfully this seems to avoid that pitfall! I'll check it out when I have the chance.

It's not a case of turning Cthulhu into a troon or "reimagining" everything as woke. It's literally just taking HP Lovecraft's mythos. Acknowledging nearly everything that happened in his books as canon events with consequences that reach out to the modern day. And just acknowledging a progression of time and what has gone on in all that time. Whilst incorporating real world modern conspiracies like Majestic 12, Bigfoot and so on. And just acknowledging how things like social media, mobile phones, globohomo bullshit and so on interacts with cults, beasties and more. You get interesting scenarios like "How do you contain the King in Yellow and it's memetic properties when it's just been broadcast on Youtube?" "What happened to all those fish people hybrids from Insmouth after the big government raid." and so on.

I will admit you do get the occasional drooling retard who writes a book that mentions how Donald Trump is evil and secretly several different kinds of monster but it's better than a Satellite that is a naked Tumblr self insert. And as with all RPGs you can choose to ignore whatever bullshit you want in your games.

I usually hate lets plays of RPGs but this group and the GM really fucking pulled out all the stops and oddly enough actually played the fuckin game instead of making it a glorified podcast or scripted series.

Also Impossible Landscapes is so good. Possibly the greatest horror campaign for an RPG ever written. It has several suggestions for directly messing with players sense of reality and involves mind bending things the campaign subtly gets players to do that later become important and throw your players through a loop. It's not railroaded. The campaign is just designed so well that the players all end up doing what is intended without ever having to be told by the book or the GM. It's almost like House of Leaves as a campaign. I've never seen anything as inovative since. But I don't want to say exactly what it does for fear of spoilers. Go look that up. It's better than any bullshit SCP novels disguised as containment logs.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

Another RPG that is very similar to Delta Green, in that its basically James Bond-esque spy fiction, but with Cthulhu, is The Laundry RPG, which, itself, is based The Laundry Files series of books by Charles Stross.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

Sonic the Hedgehog is a far more corrupting force.

I think Sonic is pretty strong too, but it attracts so many retards because it attracts the most amount of people. I think per capita, the SCP has the largest ratio of autistics; like 1:10 in favor of the autistic.

 

[Valstrax]

I think Sonic is pretty strong too, but it attracts so many retards because it attracts the most amount of people. I think per capita, the SCP has the largest ratio of autistics; like 1:10 in favor of the autistic.

Sonic attracts autists who focus on the characters heavily and thus leads to shipping and weird fucking fanart/fanfics, SCP attracts autists who think they can be the next Stephen King with their shitty Keter-class r/im14andthisisdeep OC.

 

[My Name is Ed]

So gaymers, what's the prognosis for this? Looks fascinating, but I'm concerned the Prey inspirations might downplay the horror somewhat in favour of trying to emulate some AAA "immersive sim". Plus I'm not a huge fan of some of the character designs and it looks like this game's SCP-049 is going to be that faggy nu-SCP rewrite (was that ever rewritten again? I don't remember).

SCP Fragmented Minds

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Sonic the Hedgehog is a far more corrupting force.

just wait until sonic becomes an scp or maybe one of the gold rings.

 

[Valstrax]

just wait until sonic becomes an scp or maybe one of the gold rings.

And watch it be related to Gamers Against Weed too.