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Why don’t we do a kf scp version for Halloween this year
SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans
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Druveer
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FARM#0134 is a poorly hand drawn rendition of Sonic the Hedgehog......
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Yknow I we all should've seen the signs when "Mobile Task Force" was first introduced
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I think Bung or Orion’s nsfw twitter was possibly uncovered. Handle is samrockwell420. Art style is very slightly reworked but very similar to Containment . Full of “accidental” sexual assault, voyeurism, that weird crotch blush design choice. Very interestingly small dick fetishism. Cant cap images or archive at the moment.
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The MTFs are the absolute gayest part of SCP, even before the entire damn thing started getting mega pozzed they were super fucking cringe
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I honestly liked them to an extent even if many of them were meant to be fodder. Particularly that each major ruling body had one. The O5 Council had Red Right Hand, the Ethics Committee had Law's Left Hand, and the Director of the entire Foundation had Body of Consciousness. Pretty rad in concept at least. Also I liked the Samsara MTF, Tau 5. Cyborgs fused with the flesh of a dead god or some shit, basically super soldiers that are nigh unstoppable but they're only employed in extreme cases. I liked that one overarching concept where they tried to make an MTF actually using anomalous entities like Abel and the photograph girl, where it went wrong and got swept under the rug and was a forbidden subject within the Foundation.
Most of the time though they're very specific situationally based ones like "Yo this one specially deals in underground exploration" and tend to be fodder for anomalous things to kill.
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I know I am late. BUT I FUCKING KNEW IT. Lord Bung, and his shit of sideshow could of been seen from a mile of way. And it ended with such a marvelous final act that I can't help but laugh at the insanity of which took place. And you can't even blame that BPD Homestuck Orion for all of this, what ever pronoun was only partly involved. What really happened is that bung smoked away and jerked off the chances of any lasting career out of this. Amazing.
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The most recent SCP-001 submission may be one of the most cringe pieces of shit posted to the site yet. I mean it starts like this and doesn't get any better from there:
The author is one Dr. Naismith who seems to specialise in "quirky" meme articles. He is a 35 year old self-confessed autist, every recent article of his comes with a comment going on about how he's exploring his neurodivergence. What's funny is he had written another SCP-001 prior to this (Last Ride of the Day) which was also a comedic piece but didn't include any memes or shit MS Paint art, so it appears the internet brain rot is slowly destroying him.
Some of his other great works of SCP literature include:
The author is one Dr. Naismith who seems to specialise in "quirky" meme articles. He is a 35 year old self-confessed autist, every recent article of his comes with a comment going on about how he's exploring his neurodivergence. What's funny is he had written another SCP-001 prior to this (Last Ride of the Day) which was also a comedic piece but didn't include any memes or shit MS Paint art, so it appears the internet brain rot is slowly destroying him.
Some of his other great works of SCP literature include:
- Evil Goldilocks game
- Shouty bird that speaks in lol random broken English (he seems very proud of this one and has written multiple Tales about it)
- Horseshoe crab robot orbiting Earth that shoots fascists (he at least had the restraint to not mention Trump)
- Fruit fly Pope
- Robot soldiers that look and act like Muppets for reasons that are never explained
- Infinite AI Seinfeld (probably the best thing he's written)
- Superweapon that thinks it is a catboy Vtuber and obliterates trolls with its laser
- Overly long furry fanfic where a woman fucks a low IQ dragon-man who represents part of the brain of an actual dragon, and it is later revealed she drank the dragon's acidic piss
- A big ol' fuck you to John Calvin for some reason
- THE SAUSAGEBOY, described by the author himself as "the cringiest character possible in the cringiest story possible"
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@Mackerel Fish Stew can't reply directly, but fucking hell that's autistic
Commander X
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Got to admit, I did like the SCP units that had a somewhat unique look. Oh for the days when MTFs were Mobile Task Forces and MtFs hadn't taken over the entire site.
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@Mackerel Fish Stew I read through that SCP-001 proposal and I would say that it’s ok.
It’s a story about an alien invasion of Earth. An alien sends his AI daughter down first to learn how to hate humanity so she can take over his operations after his death. Then a bunch of aliens called [weasels!] arrive and relocate most urban settlements and humans to .5 kilometers above Antartica. Then gravity happens. The Foundation retreats to an extradimensional bunker to wait out the CK-class dominance shift in stasis. All but one of the staff maintaining the bunker dies before they can be cloned, leaving the last survivor to leave instructions to her clone. The Foundation exits stasis and meets the 507th clone, who find out that the AI daughter has taken over, contained the [weasels!] and is reshaping the Earth in her image.
While the Foundation gets overtaken by the AI, the clone releases the [weasels!] and they both escape to another dimension where she sends this SCP document back to the Foundation to warn them about the AI.
My summary is a bit brief and makes the story sound like a narrative mess, but it makes sense in context. The problem is that it wasn’t satisfying for me to read. I don’t give a shit about this AI or what it’s doing to humanity.
What I really liked was the bunker portion. Since the surviving staff member has to die for the clone to be created, she had to leave behind recordings to explain her responsibilities and how to live. There’s a part where the clone mentions learning about why she should shower despite no one else being around which made me think about the effects of isolation on human behavior. Honestly, if there was only the bunker section and the reason for its creation was kept a mystery, it would have been a great SCP.
It’s a story about an alien invasion of Earth. An alien sends his AI daughter down first to learn how to hate humanity so she can take over his operations after his death. Then a bunch of aliens called [weasels!] arrive and relocate most urban settlements and humans to .5 kilometers above Antartica. Then gravity happens. The Foundation retreats to an extradimensional bunker to wait out the CK-class dominance shift in stasis. All but one of the staff maintaining the bunker dies before they can be cloned, leaving the last survivor to leave instructions to her clone. The Foundation exits stasis and meets the 507th clone, who find out that the AI daughter has taken over, contained the [weasels!] and is reshaping the Earth in her image.
While the Foundation gets overtaken by the AI, the clone releases the [weasels!] and they both escape to another dimension where she sends this SCP document back to the Foundation to warn them about the AI.
My summary is a bit brief and makes the story sound like a narrative mess, but it makes sense in context. The problem is that it wasn’t satisfying for me to read. I don’t give a shit about this AI or what it’s doing to humanity.
What I really liked was the bunker portion. Since the surviving staff member has to die for the clone to be created, she had to leave behind recordings to explain her responsibilities and how to live. There’s a part where the clone mentions learning about why she should shower despite no one else being around which made me think about the effects of isolation on human behavior. Honestly, if there was only the bunker section and the reason for its creation was kept a mystery, it would have been a great SCP.
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I don't know what the current conversations are but, I had an AI generate a video of SCP-173 and I thought it was pretty cool and wanted to share.
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Re: Totleighsoft garbage
ngl, I haven't even touched the site in years... I remember this shit being retarded—but like, retarded in a really up-front blatant way, instead of some up-its-own-ass fart-huffing pretentious fuckwad way, to the point it's actually refreshing. It feels like some rawr XD lolrandom bullshit from 2007 that somehow made its way into the current year and I remember it explicitly annoying the other writers there, and on those grounds I am unironically rooting for this retard.
ngl, I haven't even touched the site in years... I remember this shit being retarded—but like, retarded in a really up-front blatant way, instead of some up-its-own-ass fart-huffing pretentious fuckwad way, to the point it's actually refreshing. It feels like some rawr XD lolrandom bullshit from 2007 that somehow made its way into the current year and I remember it explicitly annoying the other writers there, and on those grounds I am unironically rooting for this retard.
skykiii
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Minor autistic rant (not that any of my rants are ever not autistic, but anyway), but one thing has always bothered me about the SCP Wiki, or at least references to it.
So... most of the SCP things have actual titles.... and yet they're always referred to by number.
Okay, who the fuck can actually remember these things by number? If you tell me "SCP-042" I won't have the fuckingest clue what you're on about. Tell me "the white horse SCP" though, and that might trigger something.
So... most of the SCP things have actual titles.... and yet they're always referred to by number.
Okay, who the fuck can actually remember these things by number? If you tell me "SCP-042" I won't have the fuckingest clue what you're on about. Tell me "the white horse SCP" though, and that might trigger something.
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I think this is done for flavor reasons, kinda to be more "secretive".
But yeah, they did not think this through in the long run. Its like refering to Pokemon via their Pokedex numbers.
One of many reasons why its hard to keep up with SCP.
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do you mean in universe or in general?
in universe they're split up over several locations, have been neutralized, are in storage, are their own thing in bumfuck nowhere etc., and since there are only around 1500-2000 SCPs (everything after is crap anyway and can be ignored) it's not that much.
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I assume both, but it's hard to tell due to the site's "no established canon" policy.
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It makes the whole containment process bureaucratic, creates some boring normality to the fact that you are handling things that are not bound to the laws of reality.
SCP-173 is not an inanimate object that moves when no one is looking and is hostile to humans. It is 173.
Bigfoot does not exist and it is not part of a civilization older than humanity. SCP-1000 has been sighted in structures that are estimated to have been created in the Paleolithic era.
[DATA EXPUNGED] does not happen to a little girl every day to prevent the release of a demonic entity that will end the world. Procedure 110-Montauk is carried out once every 24 hours on SCP-231-7 to prevent an XK-class End of the World Scenario.
The language is there to make everything seem normal. Eldtrich abominations, horrifying atrocities, and suffering victims are removed from any emotional connotations. The Foundation wants to treat anomalies as if they were scientific phenomenon. That these anomalies can be tested, understood. To do otherwise would mean that we do not understand reality, that we are not in control of our surroundings, that there is no normal. It’s to cover the existential horror that the Foundation faces every day.
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I get why they did it, but it's still annoying and confusing.
skykiii
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Mostly the latter. It is irritating as fuck to read articles or discussions (for example, the TV Tropes article) and every other line is a reference to an SCP number that you then need to click on to even know what it's talking about.
Its not just them, basically the entire internet does this, and it makes discussing SCP tedious as all fuck.
Like (random example I made up but just try to tell me this doesn't happen all the damn time): "Man, it would be interesting of SCP-SJS and SCP-44224 met, do you think this could be the origin story for SCP-66996? I dunno, I think it would be interesting to see what would happen if SCP-ZORK got eaten by SCP-909J2. Maybe it would cause something similar to SCP-90210?"
It's like talking to anime tards who insist on throwing random Japanese words into every other sentence, except worse because its just numbers and even if you've read the entries, you'll have to stop every sentence to google an article just to follow what should be a basic conversation. I can at least pick up on what random Japanese words mean after a few repetitions, but even a fan of the Wiki is going to say "hold on, I gotta double-check which SCP that is..."
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