SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

Even the name sucks. Every other classification, even the secondary ones, roll off the tongue and make some connection to their real meanings. But Ticonderoga? Nigger, what does an old French fort have to do with reality defying monsters and anomalies? Even the original Iroquois meaning doesn't make sense, "it is at the junction of two waterways." Maybe I need to flood my brain with bathtub HRT to be on the same level as the people who made this shit, so I can understand the genius at play here.
Probably late but my guess is it's referring to the ubiquitous Dixon Ticonderoga pencil.
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These were incredibly common, at least in the US, for many years. Likely still are, as they were the 'standard' pencil, I believe, for standardized testing. The SCP troons put this one in as a meme.
 
Probably late but my guess is it's referring to the ubiquitous Dixon Ticonderoga pencil.
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These were incredibly common, at least in the US, for many years. Likely still are, as they were the 'standard' pencil, I believe, for standardized testing. The SCP troons put this one in as a meme.
Lmao, the best joke they can come up with is a pencil? The left really can't meme.
 
probably because russian and japan are shielded from the eternal rainbow anglo by language barrier, also "problematic culture".
germany is full of soy, but I assume most are not even aware or care there's a german branch, especially when there's a bigger fish to pozz up and latch onto.
I'm talking more about fandom itself than about national culture, both can diverge.
LATAM is very conservative and that didn't stop SCP ES from becoming another troonery drain (Although I do not rule out that Spain had something to do with it, ,from experience I know that anywhere in Europe = Wokeness culture)
 
I do wonder if there will ever be an RPC game. They made (paid for?) a pretty decent yet simple animation, perhaps they'll come together to make a basic game. I already have some ideas I think are good, main one being a facility building/manager. How realistic is this in Construct 3 or Godot because I'm tempted. Also, side note, Hateful Star is both hilarious and retarded.
I'll get you you cocksuckers.
Stellar control achieved baby. I'm going to cook that little shitball you call a planet. Say goodbye to your ecosystem you f-cking abortion of a species.
Anyone surprised that it used to be an SCP? Makes sense as to why it's...silly. Oh and of course I'd like to repost this image. I think it's fairly accurate as no major sites have been made to my knowledge.
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Lastly, why the fuck this happened in the first place:
 
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I do wonder if there will ever be an RPC game. They made (paid for?) a pretty decent yet simple animation, perhaps they'll come together to make a basic game. I already have some ideas I think are good, main one being a facility building/manager. How realistic is this in Construct 3 or Godot because I'm tempted. Also, side note, Hateful Star is both hilarious and retarded.


Anyone surprised that it used to be an SCP? Makes sense as to why it's...silly. Oh and of course I'd like to repost this image. I think it's fairly accurate as no major sites have been made to my knowledge.
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Lastly, why the fuck this happened in the first place:
Man, I kinda remember The Holders. I mostly recall how repetitive they were and some of the trials or whatever were totally unfair and relied on pure luck to get by. And it was just edgy as fuck most of the time.
 
Man, I kinda remember The Holders. I mostly recall how repetitive they were and some of the trials or whatever were totally unfair and relied on pure luck to get by. And it was just edgy as fuck most of the time.
Have never heard of The Holders, can see why it died. There really needs to be more archives somewhere because fuck me I can barely find information, even on wikis that are dedicated to archiving shit.
 
Have never heard of The Holders, can see why it died. There really needs to be more archives somewhere because fuck me I can barely find information, even on wikis that are dedicated to archiving shit.
I imagine it's because there was no real storyline. Just a vague sense of having to gather over 500 objects, and yes every single entry was its own mini-story so it'd be a pain in the ass. It was really baby's first edgy creepypasta from what I can remember with total bullshit trials with no real coherent narrative. I remember there'd be shit like

"Go down the hall and you'll meet The Doorman. If he smiles at you, you can pass. If he frowns, you'll suffer an infinite torture and beg for death when he's done with you."

Like some of these demon guardians only let you pass if they're in a good mood or some shit. It's really not worth reading.
 
Been workshopping ideas for my own "competing standard" anomaly thing.
>Strangereal type world, more control over history of events

>Anomaly object class is included in name rather than having various designations, for example SCP has Safe, Euclid, and Keter (among others), RPC has Ratings and Color (Gamma-Orange) as well as Hazards (Grouped Hazard, Sapient Hazard). Instead of that it would be based on a single letter. ADA-B for example would be "Anomaly Dangerous Area - Biological." ASH-M "Anomaly Safe Humanoid - Mechanical" AVO-I "Anomaly Volatile (equivalent to SCP's Euclid or RPC's Beta) Object - Inorganic" and probably a number based on how many there were of that exact class or something, again I'm still workshopping it. Thinking "ADA-B1" followed by "ADA-B2" and so on. This allows for more flexibility when it comes to designations, so there isn't a "Archon, Thaumiel, Pencil" situation. Nor will it be as retarded to make a new one (some of those "custom" object classes some SCPs had are cringe-coma inducing). There would be a limit of course, but I'm worried that'll just clog shit up if I allow only 3 inital letters, 1 follow up letter, and a number. But I don't want it to turn into something like "AVHA-BM420 (Anomaly Volitile Humanoid Area - Biological Mechanical #420)."

>Separate groups, some of equal importance, others not so much, rather than one group taking the spotlight. It would depend on the wealth and power of the country. Different methods, different environments. Fake Europe based containment group could focus on securing specifically useful objects if they can benefit the group or even humanity in some way, Fake American can focus on containing the most dangerous anomalies and neutralize them if possible, smaller groups from small countries can focus their efforts on safer anomalies while the bigger groups can handle the more dangerous anomalies. There would be conflicts, there would be outright war, but in the end they are all after the same goal, the safeguard of humanity. Maybe subgoals like securing funds or powerful anomalies for one reason or another. It shouldn't be this incorruptible super organization that has infinite funds that is above the government nor do I think it should be a single group funded by the world, realistically governments would want their own slice of the anomaly pie, for profits or power.

>Less Deity shit than SCP but maybe one or two, they should be minimally engaged and only used with the approval of multiple writers. They can be the 001's of this fictional setting

I want to write this as a book (series hopefully) first to set up the setting then make a website (probably not wikidot but not sure what else is there) to support it and of course allow competent writers to help flesh out the setting. Anomalies included that wouldn't be my own would be financially compensated depending on how much the anomaly is used, so there's an actual financial incentive rather than volunteers. Not sure how that'll go but if all else fails I could tell the writers to set up a donation page in the meantime. Any advice or where to go for advice on setting this up? I've been writing all my life but I'll never be sure of its quality until I put something out there, and I've no idea how to set anything else up.
I imagine it's because there was no real storyline. Just a vague sense of having to gather over 500 objects, and yes every single entry was its own mini-story so it'd be a pain in the ass. It was really baby's first edgy creepypasta from what I can remember with total bullshit trials with no real coherent narrative. I remember there'd be shit like

"Go down the hall and you'll meet The Doorman. If he smiles at you, you can pass. If he frowns, you'll suffer an infinite torture and beg for death when he's done with you."

Like some of these demon guardians only let you pass if they're in a good mood or some shit. It's really not worth reading.
RNG, the mythos. "I stubbed my toe so I'll dock you for all of eternity." Glad I skipped it.
 
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I want to write this as a book (series hopefully) first to set up the setting then make a website (probably not wikidot but not sure what else is there) to support it and of course allow competent writers to help flesh out the setting. Anomalies included that wouldn't be my own would be financially compensated depending on how much the anomaly is used, so there's an actual financial incentive rather than volunteers. Not sure how that'll go but if all else fails I could tell the writers to set up a donation page in the meantime.
i would recommend writing a series of unconnected stories and not spending as much time on worldbuilding
a fleshed-out setting is a cool bonus but tiny details about a faceless organization are pretty worthless when it comes to narrative and shouldn't be shoehorned in
 
i would recommend writing a series of unconnected stories and not spending as much time on worldbuilding
a fleshed-out setting is a cool bonus but tiny details about a faceless organization are pretty worthless when it comes to narrative and shouldn't be shoehorned in
Thank you for the response, I'll take that into consideration. A set up leading to the establishment of these organizations in the form of what it's like to experience these anomalies from a first person perspective, without outright making said organizations yet I'm thinking. No designations, no containment, just "oh fuck what is that?" I'll leave the worldbuilding for a later date, but still loosely explain the setting in an organic way from the characters introduced maybe. I'll think about it.
 
Always thought it was weird how "Government agency looks into weird fucked up anomalies" isn't done more. Outside of SCP, the only remotely mainstream one I can think of is The X-Files, and that's old shit. It's the kind of thing that writes itself and you're basically limited by your own imagination/budget.
 
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Always thought it was weird how "Government agency looks into weird fucked up anomalies" isn't done more. Outside of SCP, the only remotely mainstream one I can think of is The X-Files, and that's old shit. It's the kind of thing that writes itself and you're basically limited by your own imagination/budget.
As someone with a healthy imagination, it's limited more by your ability to not write garbage rather than how expansive your imagination is. You can create whole universes, but not write them well enough for anyone to care.
warehouse 13 is the only show that used this idea for an object-of-the-week thing but it was made by syfy so it sucked
and i guess fringe did it for weird phenomena
Warehouse 13, I remember that. Vaguely. Could work well, might see some episodes to see what kind of vibe it is, might be inspired.
 
warehouse 13 is the only show that used this idea for an object-of-the-week thing but it was made by syfy so it sucked
and i guess fringe did it for weird phenomena
It’s too bad it sucked because the main plot of fighting evil alternate reality versions of the main characters as the main plot villain is a fun concept.
 
Warehouse 13, I remember that. Vaguely. Could work well, might see some episodes to see what kind of vibe it is, might be inspired.
some of the episodes are interesting and the character writing is mostly good, with artie being the best character, but it had terrible product placement and gay drama
 
Man, I kinda remember The Holders. I mostly recall how repetitive they were and some of the trials or whatever were totally unfair and relied on pure luck to get by. And it was just edgy as fuck most of the time.
For its time it was quite innovative (it wasn't your bendrowned-esque story from 2010), but it died because of how boring it was, and because its format is very restrictive, they reached 538 items and that's it, there was nothing else to see.
Always thought it was weird how "Government agency looks into weird fucked up anomalies" isn't done more. Outside of SCP, the only remotely mainstream one I can think of is The X-Files, and that's old shit. It's the kind of thing that writes itself and you're basically limited by your own imagination/budget.
In terms of wikis, they are not made anymore due to the pseudomonopoly that SCP has of the concept in creative literature.
In terms of trope, it is widely used, but they are more of a support/antagonistic group to the protagonist instead of being centered on they.
Men in Black, B.P.R.D, SERN, Providence in Generator Rex, etc
 
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Warehouse 13, I remember that. Vaguely. Could work well, might see some episodes to see what kind of vibe it is, might be inspired.
there's also the librarians (which turned from kinda not!indiana jones into warehouse 13 to make a franchise/series out of it), if you can stomach more syfy.

In terms of trope, it is widely used, but they are more of a support/antagonistic group to the protagonist instead of being centered on they.
Men in Black, B.P.R.D, SERN, Providence in Generator Rex, etc
doesn't help that these days government agencies either get major cocksucking (for propaganda purposes) or more likely treated as outright nazi entities by shitlib writers.
 
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