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Depends on the canon. Sometimes they have the Foundation traveling in FTL spaceships or even occupy bases across the solar system.
SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans
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There are so many SCP articles at this point that there's no way there could be only a single established canon. You can sometimes get around this by playing around with dates, setting articles in the future, etc. but different authors generally just assume different capabilities and circumstances within the Foundation, sometimes including space travel, usually via anomalous means. There's a specific space SCP I really like, an experimental FTL space charting ship piloted by an AI derived from a human mind that went insane and now threatens to crash into Earth at FTL, destroying it. I keep forgetting the number but every once in a while I come across it again.
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That'd be 2669
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Oh God, I remember that one, it was unsettling enough I let myself forget it on purpose. The worst part is I thought they actually killed the person and connected the remains of their mind or so to the AI so they could never return back to normal, but I might've misremembered...
EDIT: Ninja'd by our greatest President!
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I only remember the lunar base, but that was well before we had retarded bullshit like tumblr tranny space stations.
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Is that just the false vacuum theory but SCP?
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I was looking just yesterday for a video I could half pay attention to whilst grinding maps in PoE about how (modern) SCPs suck and I could only find about three. And two of those were the Metokur vid & stream. I'm a little surprised none of the SCP narration channels have made any comment about the decline in quality and believability, not Volgun, not Exploring Series, not Illustrated.
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Let's read some more random nu-SCP slop: SCP-6852
Let's read another one, SCP-7048.
This is fun, I might be doing this more often.
Build-A-Bear, huh? Turns out this entire corporation was set up as a cover by the Foundation to contain something, using something called Procedure 6852-BEAR that should be kept secret from civilians. Off the bat it sounds like some wacky Dr Wondertainment shit using a rehashed set of containment-related tropes again and I suspect the worldwide civilian-facing undercover containment procedures will heavily test my suspension of disbelief here.
Description: so it's the childhood monster under the bed. Conveniently these monsters are invisible to people older than 12 at all times and during daytime to children. They "reside" in closets and come out at night but none of this is explained. I think it would have been pretty cool if the Foundation had gone on a hunt to capture one of these entities using advanced scientific or even anomalous tools at their disposal to detect them, but nooo, that's too much hard science in this fictional urban fantasy universe. So far it's just a low-effort SCP adaptation of something you've been aware of since you were a kid, which puts it on par with what's generally agreed to be the lowest quality Series I content.
Bear procedure: Oh my gosh you guys the bear ceremony at Build-A-Bear is actually thaumaturgic in nature to create a bear infused with "Life Energy" (TM) which protects children from the childhood monster. Includes a link to SCP-6330 which, upon reading, appears to be... well, basically the exact same fucking SCP but from a different author... huh.
Level 4 clearance: OMG YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, THE MONSTER ACTUALLY HARMS THE KIDS AND DOESN'T JUST SCARE THEM!!!! What the fuck bro that's crazy, I've never seen such a twist in my life before! Also more details about the bears that I've already read in 6330 so I don't give a shit. Also SIDS is a made up phenomenon and in fact is used to cover up killings done by the monster. Also also the monsters are capable of "localized noise cancellation." I'm sure this technology was legally licensed from Bose so as to avoid legal controversy.
Still no description or even any attempt to figure out where these monsters come from and what they are about btw, but we get some oh-shit-oh-fuck Real Statistics to ramp up the grimdark horror factor since the article is almost over and so far the author himself seems aware that it all reads like bullshit. We're told the bear almost always loses the fight against the monster. The bears are programmed to reclaim the dead kid's "Life Energy" (TM) to power up and improve the odds. That's actually a neat idea but we're also told that by 2030 25% of all children will be killed by the skip and that medical authorities are just lying to the public about the prevalence of SIDS. This is where the article definitively loses steam for me because that is just fucking stupid, the author just says this nonchalantly and there is nothing else in the article to expand on the immense gravity of this situation. You can't drop a bombshell like this on me and expect me to brainstorm my own ending to this nigga. The outcome of this is the most interesting part of the whole story, it should've been in the article and you should be the one writing it.
Discussion: the author says he likes to point at random shit when out with his "girlfriend" (who uses "them" pronouns lol) and say "SCP idea", and this is how he decided to write an SCP about Build-A-Bear... by copying another article and changing the containment procedures a bit? I don't get it. He sounds like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
RealFeel Rating: 3/10, fucken lazy like always
Description: so it's the childhood monster under the bed. Conveniently these monsters are invisible to people older than 12 at all times and during daytime to children. They "reside" in closets and come out at night but none of this is explained. I think it would have been pretty cool if the Foundation had gone on a hunt to capture one of these entities using advanced scientific or even anomalous tools at their disposal to detect them, but nooo, that's too much hard science in this fictional urban fantasy universe. So far it's just a low-effort SCP adaptation of something you've been aware of since you were a kid, which puts it on par with what's generally agreed to be the lowest quality Series I content.
Bear procedure: Oh my gosh you guys the bear ceremony at Build-A-Bear is actually thaumaturgic in nature to create a bear infused with "Life Energy" (TM) which protects children from the childhood monster. Includes a link to SCP-6330 which, upon reading, appears to be... well, basically the exact same fucking SCP but from a different author... huh.
Level 4 clearance: OMG YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, THE MONSTER ACTUALLY HARMS THE KIDS AND DOESN'T JUST SCARE THEM!!!! What the fuck bro that's crazy, I've never seen such a twist in my life before! Also more details about the bears that I've already read in 6330 so I don't give a shit. Also SIDS is a made up phenomenon and in fact is used to cover up killings done by the monster. Also also the monsters are capable of "localized noise cancellation." I'm sure this technology was legally licensed from Bose so as to avoid legal controversy.
Still no description or even any attempt to figure out where these monsters come from and what they are about btw, but we get some oh-shit-oh-fuck Real Statistics to ramp up the grimdark horror factor since the article is almost over and so far the author himself seems aware that it all reads like bullshit. We're told the bear almost always loses the fight against the monster. The bears are programmed to reclaim the dead kid's "Life Energy" (TM) to power up and improve the odds. That's actually a neat idea but we're also told that by 2030 25% of all children will be killed by the skip and that medical authorities are just lying to the public about the prevalence of SIDS. This is where the article definitively loses steam for me because that is just fucking stupid, the author just says this nonchalantly and there is nothing else in the article to expand on the immense gravity of this situation. You can't drop a bombshell like this on me and expect me to brainstorm my own ending to this nigga. The outcome of this is the most interesting part of the whole story, it should've been in the article and you should be the one writing it.
Discussion: the author says he likes to point at random shit when out with his "girlfriend" (who uses "them" pronouns lol) and say "SCP idea", and this is how he decided to write an SCP about Build-A-Bear... by copying another article and changing the containment procedures a bit? I don't get it. He sounds like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
RealFeel Rating: 3/10, fucken lazy like always
Let's read another one, SCP-7048.
This one is boring as fuck. It's 4 film reels found in the author's OC's attic with shitty old horror movies on them. Playing these reels will somehow transport you into the movie to take the place of the main character which you somehow can't escape, you can painlessly die in the movie and somehow come back alive once the movie ends, and the main discerning feature of this is that apparently the experience is really fun for all the D classes no matter what happens to them in the movie, which is ironic because the article itself is anything but. There are no stakes, no suspense, no mystery, and what little bit there might be at the beginning of the article is immediately dismantled by the author who just repeatedly confirms that it's all totally harmless and fun, but refuses to explain anything. This skip is literally so fucking boring even the Foundation didn't want to bother investigating it with any sort of scrutiny besides throwing a few D classes at it. It's so boring you wish there was at least a shitty cliche-ridden twist about it actually causing some kind of horrible disaster in some alternate timeline or something, but no.
We end on a note accompanying the reels stating that this is a commercial product made by another of the author's OC's company intended to be safe and fun. Was it safe? Hell yeah. Was it fun? Hell no.
RealFeel Rating: there's like nothing for me to rate here lmao, I want my 5 minutes back
We end on a note accompanying the reels stating that this is a commercial product made by another of the author's OC's company intended to be safe and fun. Was it safe? Hell yeah. Was it fun? Hell no.
RealFeel Rating: there's like nothing for me to rate here lmao, I want my 5 minutes back
This is fun, I might be doing this more often.
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"i was out with my girlfriend who I refer to as them, also I made a rainbow cat because LGBT shit is literally all I have in my life"
That cats last name is probably "Cider"
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First name Dixon.
Edit: Joke ruined, I didn't read the last part of the post.
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Why would they talk shit about their income stream?
I snoozed out after 5 minutes. Something about viscosity and I'm just checked out because it's an 8000 series.
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The Exploring Series has been talking about newer SCP's not being upto the quality of older ones including the story's they are part of, its one of the reasons he's branching out - he's trying to take the high road an say "Yea some of this stuffs cool but the newer stuff doesn't intrest me as much" and I think that's fair - he's not slamming the door shut on SCP stuff but is acknlowging the new stuff produces little of value.
He was the one that put me onto this -
It's a legitimately interesting bit of work and you can tell this was a newer one he (and I) genuinely liked, it was one of the ones he's genuinely been enthused about in the last year or so that was recent an you can hear it in his voice.
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Unsurprising, why would SCP youtubers speak ill of the community they're so tightly involved with. With as volatile as the SCP community is, one wrong word and you'll be campaigned against, lose your audience, and of course your income. Look at RPC, as soon as they split they got hit with all the "THEY'RE RACIST, SEXIST, TRANSPHOBIC CHUDS" allegations even before the founder started getting a bit too based. They got botted immediately (mass one stars on every article, they still exist to this day downvoting away), they got memory holed, any discussion of them is banned, no one wants to do anything with them (but when they do they do something big, like that anime I mentioned that is either dead or in development hell) because the SCP community will destroy their career. I've seen even the most well liked people in the SCP community be turned on immediately when something goes even mildly wrong. Completely and utterly exiled out the community with no hope to return. A single SCP turned the entire website into what it is now at a rapid pace because the moderators went full mask off, even being proud of having removed most of the original people who made SCP what it is and lying that they were completely onboard. The only people who criticize SCP are people who don't give a fuck about what they do because they don't have any ties with them, like Metokur. The only people actively in the community are hyper-autismos and trannies (synonymous really).
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Being a casual browser of both this SCP thread and SCPs proper, I was perhaps naïve in my opinion of the narrators. I would very much appreciate if anyone could link any half decent video/podcast which discusses the quality decline.
Was this in a video? Community post? Xeet?
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At the end of some of his videos, mostly older SCP vids.
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By the way, this is the same absolute writing genius that gave us SCP-6113.
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...Yeah, I can believe that someone who penned this steaming heap of shit is a tranny who dates a they/them and compulsively writes articles about magical toys and children getting transed by spirits and shit like that.
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Honestly as a former SCP fan (used to be really into it in the powerscaling community, and read a SHIT ton of SCPs), it's just depressing what has happened to it now. The Series I articles just have a certain, well, vibe to them that I can't really put to words, and I haven't seen anything yet that replicates them. There is oddly some good New SCP, but it's just very different to it, and it's mostly from the foreign language branches of SCP.
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