SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

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SCP died the moment they hit four digits.

The current batch of sociopathic and insane Class-D personnel who revolted and took over, after murdering most of the Foundation staff, are probably soon going to decide that SCP-682 is oppressed and release it because they're just that "woke."

Burn it down and salt the earth.
 
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Has the new community at least left the original SCP's alone? The new SCP's are obviously of a much lower quality, but they're original. If they haven't already, I feel like it's only a matter of time before they decide to "improve" classic SCP's like 049 and 096.
 
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Yes, these are real.
 
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They may be 'real' (still going to apply discontinuity because they break internal logic of what was previously established), but in my own headcanon the backside of these cringey as shit cards has their obituaries, all of which occurred when SCP-076-2 broke containment and threw their gibbed carcasses all off the roof, waving his obsidian sword and giving an Akkadian war scream in the process. O-5 then nukes the site from orbit, just to make sure, atomizing everything.

Seriously, this is some fanfiction-tier level failure with broken sadbrains in a universe where mind rape is considered plebian.
 
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Hahhaha, that is cringe as fuck. Holy shit.

So this is where failed fan-fiction writers go to die. Jesus christ, the whole point of SCP were the objects themselves and how expendable and nameless the personnel were. However did a creepypasta site become self insert garbage. That is hilarious. The internet is going to tear them a new asshole and torpedo their entire site.

What fucking faggots. I also notice they're using the cringy as fuck LGBTQBBQRTS flag that basically everyone off tumblr mocks and you can instantly tell anyone who uses it should be avoided at all costs.
 
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Adamska said:
They may be 'real' (still going to apply discontinuity because they break internal logic of what was previously established), but in my own headcanon the backside of these cringey as shit cards has their obituaries, all of which occurred when SCP-076-2 broke containment and threw their gibbed carcasses all off the roof, waving his obsidian sword and giving an Akkadian war scream in the process. O-5 then nukes the site from orbit, just to make sure, atomizing everything.

Seriously, this is some fanfiction-tier level failure with broken sadbrains in a universe where mind rape is considered plebian.
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I would advise you not to fight cringe with cringe.
 
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Adamska said:
Point. I'm still amused given this is the same website that has that Montauk procedure for one of the articles, which based just on the vague wording around it would leave the current crowd of parasites literally shaking.
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Speaking of 110-Montauk, they actually banned someone for thinking of the procedure as some sort of rape porn.
 
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Speaking of 110-Montauk, they actually banned someone for thinking of the procedure as some sort of rape porn.
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Given that the procedure implies some Hellraiser-esque "We have such sights to show you" level awfulness, it's almost certainly super-rape and super-abortion. That they are too pissy over just that when the setting is full of awful like it, tells you a lot about how little they give a shit about the setting.

But then this lot have utter contempt for material no matter what subject they parasitize, so it's not shocking.
 
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GreenJacket said:
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Sometimes I can't tell if anything is real anymore or some elaborate /pol/ joke because this is so absurd that it feels like the latter.

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Hey all, just thought you'd like to know about about this super radically rad game they announced earlier this week called SCP Foundation: The Game Control, made by Remedy, creators of Bullet Time Detective 1 & 2, Twin Peaks At Night, and their latest smash hit, Iceman Vs. Littlefinger: Time Wars.

Control is all about some super secret agency which monitors paranormal activity and also collect and house paranormal objects, but OH NOES looks like something went super bad and so its up to you and your morphy sentient gun and your Akira powers to stop the super bad from doing super bad things.

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That game honestly doesn't look that bad, I'd rent it from Gamefly for sure (or get it when it's $20 at Gamestop).
 
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OhGoy said:
Has the new community at least left the original SCP's alone? The new SCP's are obviously of a much lower quality, but they're original. If they haven't already, I feel like it's only a matter of time before they decide to "improve" classic SCP's like 049 and 096.
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Oh boy, I take it you haven't read SCP-049 in a while, right?
 
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