SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

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So if you are curious what Decibelles actually looks like, here is their selfie:
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Not the most convincing woman, huh?

And here is proof they are not exactly loved on sites excluding SCP:
https://rbt.asia/mu/search/text/Decibelle
I might update this post later if I find more shit. If I don't, I'll just delete this part.

Oh my god why do these people never look normal. I wish we could have gotten this to Metokur for his stream, but I think he's probably done with the LGBSCP crap now.
 
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So, yesterday djKaktus' butthurt from the whole shitshow resulted in him writing the most cringeworthy SCP ever. This beats even the tranny satelite, I think:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3625

(Kaktus is one of the more cancerous and prone to hissy fits SCP authors and mods, he also gave up on his moderator position on the subreddit today: https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/8scb4m/to_settle_all_matters_of_the_sub/).
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This fucking site is the gift that keeps on giving.
I don't know how to archive shit, so here's the link if anybody wants it: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-6187114/scp-3625
 
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Lol, it looks like nothing is going to change

edit: I linked the wrong image, fixed now but not much better

What's funny is they say totalitarian shit like this and pretend they're joking, but they're actually serious.

This is why we have to kill them all. Every single one of them. Night of the rope and shit.
 
So, yesterday djKaktus' butthurt from the whole shitshow resulted in him writing the most cringeworthy SCP ever. This beats even the tranny satelite, I think:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3625
How does this beat the satellite?

Is it the images or is it how “lol do you get it? memes can’t take over the world but are instead a source of humor?”
Someone help me out, I don’t get it.
 
So, yesterday djKaktus' butthurt from the whole shitshow resulted in him writing the most cringeworthy SCP ever. This beats even the tranny satelite, I think:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3625

(Kaktus is one of the more cancerous and prone to hissy fits SCP authors and mods, he also gave up on his moderator position on the subreddit today: https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/8scb4m/to_settle_all_matters_of_the_sub/).

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This has to be a shitpost. My mind can't comprehend it being anything else.
 
How does this beat the satellite?

Is it the images or is it how “lol do you get it? memes can’t take over the world but are instead a source of humor?”
Someone help me out, I don’t get it.

In my view the satelite is just the product of a tranny posting a self-insert fanfic, and as such is on par with many other Mary Sue-type of entries on the site (granted, it's much more ridiculous than anything before it because of the theme, execution and the author's attitude in the comments, but still); while this is a blatant manifesto of Kaktus' ideology and a petty revenge against (mostly strawmanned) internet shitlords, disguised as a SCP entry and written specifically as a reaction to current drama. This makes it more pathetic IMO.

This has to be a shitpost. My mind can't comprehend it being anything else.

He⁄she⁄it is a self-proclaimed "Based God" after all, lol.

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So, yesterday djKaktus' butthurt from the whole shitshow resulted in him writing the most cringeworthy SCP ever. This beats even the tranny satelite, I think:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3625

(Kaktus is one of the more cancerous and prone to hissy fits SCP authors and mods, he also gave up on his moderator position on the subreddit today: https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/8scb4m/to_settle_all_matters_of_the_sub/).
Can someone give me the "in a nutshell" version of that?

i ain't wastin' my time reading progtard bullshit

Edit: Okay, I'm still not reading the actual SCP, but the vast majority of people in the comments seem to think that it's both scary and well-written.

how retarded do you have to be to unironically be scared by a creepypasta about memes?

an even better question: how retarded do you have to be to think it's actually well-written?

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jfc these comments on 3625 are making me want to headbutt a wall

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"If you replace 'internet memes' with 'propaganda', you can see how this was enacted in Nazi Germany in the 1930s."

apparently some 14 year-old posting his collection of rare pepes is the exact same as a nazi officer putting up anti-jew posters

200 IQ
 
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