SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

I actually hadn't thought of it that way, but you're totally right. It's for the same reason that I tend to be very wary of the types of male feminists who claim to hate all other men, and Duckman is definitely in that school of thought, only made worse by the fact that he is very much the exact type of creep he would normally claim to despise. I see three possibilities here:
1. He actually believes that men are inherently evil, and he's just a dumbass who's too blind to realize that he's not one of "the good ones."
2. He believes men are evil because he subconsciously knows that his behavior is gross, but rather than taking steps to improve himself, he projects his insecurity onto others.
3. He's just saying that to get laid.
None of them are ideal.

I say option 3 for $200, Alex

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

I actually hadn't thought of it that way, but you're totally right. It's for the same reason that I tend to be very wary of the types of male feminists who claim to hate all other men, and Duckman is definitely in that school of thought, only made worse by the fact that he is very much the exact type of creep he would normally claim to despise. I see three possibilities here:
1. He actually believes that men are inherently evil, and he's just a dumbass who's too blind to realize that he's not one of "the good ones."
2. He believes men are evil because he subconsciously knows that his behavior is gross, but rather than taking steps to improve himself, he projects his insecurity onto others.
3. He's just saying that to get laid.
None of them are ideal.

I'mma go for number 2 as well. Self-flagellating fucks like Bright just assume all men are like that because it's easier to blame your issues on something entirely out of your control like your sex, than it is to admit you're the problem.

 

[AverageAnimeWatcher]

Thanks to this thread I finally got to read some SCP on this site, and wow I must say I'm genuinely impressed. I usually hate horror, but curiosity won in the end, and after some reading, I have to say some of these stories were really top quality.

So far my favorites are SCP-3008 (infinite IKEA) which I thought was the most disturbing use of alternate universes I've ever read...until I got to read my other favorite: SCP-2935 (the dead universe one) which had a chilling conclusion I still can't stop thinking about. SCP-1733 is another favorite which I can just describe as a true hell for its victims.

However, I don't understand why people are trying to shoehorn Social Justice and Mary Sues into this. I mean I can understand SJWs having power fantasies and moralizing in things like Star trek that try to give moral lessons. But here? Those just couldn't be more irrelevant.

If a good story gave you some kind of existential fear or give you nightmares, the last thing you would care about is whether or not a scientist is gay or whatever.

 

[AnOminous]

Thanks to this thread I finally got to read some SCP on this site, and wow I must say I'm genuinely impressed. I usually hate horror, but curiosity won in the end, and after some reading, I have to say some of these stories were really top quality.

So far my favorites are SCP-3008 (infinite IKEA) which I thought was the most disturbing use of alternate universes I've ever read...until I got to read my other favorite: SCP-2935 (the dead universe one) which had a chilling conclusion I still can't stop thinking about. SCP-1733 is another favorite which I can just describe as a true hell for its victims.

However, I don't understand why people are trying to shoehorn Social Justice and Mary Sues into this. I mean I can understand SJWs having power fantasies and moralizing in things like Star trek that try to give moral lessons. But here? Those just couldn't be more irrelevant.

If a good story gave you some kind of existential fear or give you nightmares, the last thing you would care about is whether or not a scientist is gay or whatever.

Most of the good ones were in the 3 digits. It really turned into shit once it got popular and an autistic clique of control freaks and SJWs took it over, although the pure SJWs were much later. Even with those, I'd try to avoid recently edited versions which have almost invariably been made worse. No SJW ever improves anything.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Thanks to this thread I finally got to read some SCP on this site, and wow I must say I'm genuinely impressed. I usually hate horror, but curiosity won in the end, and after some reading, I have to say some of these stories were really top quality.

SCP used to be popular for a reason. While some stuff is really bad, there's some great concepts and ideas. I like the more mundane objects like the encyclopedia of common diseases, or the anything vending machine. If you like infinite Ikea, you might like UnLondon.

 

[vdnb6]

Wow tonight has been busy. I’m not someone who generally likes to livepost about petty drama, and normally this is something I’d be laughing about on the sidelines, but just this once I don’t think I can pass it up.

In case none of you know, the SCP-5000 contest is happening right now. Person with the most upvotes on their entry gets to take the SCP-5000 spot, with everyone else getting first dibs on spaces in the 5000-5999 range. It’s a big deal. 5 hours ago, DjKaktus uploaded his entry, which is about Donald Trump. It’s very controversial for several reasons and is hovering around a score of -12, which is deletion range. Here’s an archive of how it looks currently: https://archive.md/nErNQ

Spoiler: The vote list

Anyway, I’m not here to rag on DjKaktus about having an unsuccessful SCP. It can happen to literally anyone and I otherwise respect his writing. No, what’s actually wild about this situation is the highlight reel of drama it’s already creating.

Spoiler: The Highlight Reel

- TwistedGears, an author who hadn’t been seen since 2017 after getting angry over some unrelated drama and abandoning his SCP presence, showed up to shit on it.

- Someone liveblogging about the 5k contest on their blog and just generally going off about Kaktus’ entry is most likely going to be permabanned has been permabanned after saying that they hope people with registered accounts downvote it in the tags of a Tumblr post.

- The moderators (mainly DrMagnus) had the discussion section (now at 88 posts) under incredibly strict observation. It was locked after they realized that the drama wasn’t going to stop.

Will update this in the event that anything else goes down.

Edit: To be honest I think the RPC community is giving this thing more downvotes than anyone on Tumblr is but that shouldn't be a shock.

Edit 2: In a surprise turn of events, Kaktus's 5k contest entry has recovered and is now at a score of +9, but appears to be slowly dropping. Unlikely to win the contest at this point, but we'll see if it survives. http://www.scp-wiki.net/5000contestdjkaktus

The discussion section has been unlocked again and mostly calmed down. People are now giving criticisms, praise, a few idiots are saying that it should be a -j (pet peeve of mine), and one person brought up their discomfort with a sexual assault joke.

Another person who was starting shit in the comments got off with a warning:

Spoiler: Punishment 2

In the meantime, the discourse has been raging on Tumblr, Discord, and Twitter.

Spoiler: The fallout

If you don't want to look through all those images, the tl;dr is that pretty much everyone has a very strong opinion on this situation.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Edit: To be honest I think the RPC community is giving this thing more downvotes than anyone on Tumblr is but that shouldn't be a shock.

Looking at that voter list, there are only two recognizable RPC community members, Liberonscience (who iirc is RPC Staff and has had previous run ins with O5 Command Thread) and Dr Xouble D, both of them known in the RPC community for being quite level headed users, both of their votes were positive.

I am inclined to believe that the brigading on it is from Tumblr more than RPC, sure they are a community of as much autists as the SCP, but lately they have toned down the hate at SCP, not to mention a good chunk of them actively sucked djkaktus's dick for a while. This is more the doing of a Tumblr mob.

ETA: or the people at SCP are genuinely fed up with djkaktus's shit

 

[Code Lyoko]

Wow tonight has been busy. I’m not someone who generally likes to livepost about petty drama, and normally this is something I’d be laughing about on the sidelines, but just this once I don’t think I can pass it up.

In case none of you know, the SCP-5000 contest is happening right now. Person with the most upvotes on their entry gets to take the SCP-5000 spot, with everyone else getting first dibs on spaces in the 5000-5999 range. It’s a big deal. 5 hours ago, DjKaktus uploaded his entry, which is about Donald Trump. It’s very controversial for several reasons and is hovering around a score of -12, which is deletion range. Here’s an archive of how it looks currently: https://archive.md/nErNQ

Spoiler: The vote list

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Anyway, I’m not here to rag on DjKaktus about having an unsuccessful SCP. It can happen to literally anyone and I otherwise respect his writing. No, what’s actually wild about this situation is the highlight reel of drama it’s already creating.

Spoiler: The Highlight Reel

- TwistedGears, an author who hadn’t been seen since 2017 after getting angry over some unrelated drama and abandoning his SCP presence, showed up to shit on it.

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- Someone liveblogging about the 5k contest on their blog and just generally going off about Kaktus’ entry is most likely going to be permabanned after saying that they hope people with registered accounts downvote it on Tumblr.

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- The moderators (mainly DrMagnus) had the discussion section (now at 88 posts) under incredibly strict observation. It was locked after they realized that the drama wasn’t going to stop.

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Will update this in the event that anything else goes down.

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Edit: To be honest I think the RPC community is giving this thing more downvotes than anyone on Tumblr is but that shouldn't be a shock.

I honestly think this was just made to see how much DJ could get away with. I guess including Trump and inserting every single SCP and pop culture reference in the book is the line.

 

[vdnb6]

Looking at that voter list, there are only two recognizable RPC community members, Liberonscience (who iirc is RPC Staff and has had previous run ins with O5 Command Thread) and Dr Xouble D, both of them known in the RPC community for being quite level headed users, both of their votes were positive.

I am inclined to believe that the brigading on it is from Tumblr more than RPC, sure they are a community of as much autists as the SCP, but lately they have toned down the hate at SCP, not to mention a good chunk of them actively sucked djkaktus's dick for a while. This is more the doing of a Tumblr mob.

ETA: or the people at SCP are genuinely fed up with djkaktus's shit

Yeah it's mostly mainsite SCP people downvoting this, but it looks like you may be right. Looks like there'll be more Tumblr bans later, then.

 

[vdnb6]

Holy shit lmao

Spoiler: IT SPREAD TO THE FORUMS

Can anyone confirm some of these accusations about Dr. Bright, btw? I know I’m the one who called him out on here recently but I’m in the dark now.

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

Holy shit lmao

Spoiler: IT SPREAD TO THE FORUMS

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Jesus Christ! Why does the left still think using paragraphs in memes is funny?

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

The nepotism is pretty obvious here. That said LordGoopy seems like a sperg. Fucker needs to take a step back and calm down.

 

[Basil II]

Thanks to this thread I finally got to read some SCP on this site, and wow I must say I'm genuinely impressed. I usually hate horror, but curiosity won in the end, and after some reading, I have to say some of these stories were really top quality.

So far my favorites are SCP-3008 (infinite IKEA) which I thought was the most disturbing use of alternate universes I've ever read...until I got to read my other favorite: SCP-2935 (the dead universe one) which had a chilling conclusion I still can't stop thinking about. SCP-1733 is another favorite which I can just describe as a true hell for its victims.

However, I don't understand why people are trying to shoehorn Social Justice and Mary Sues into this. I mean I can understand SJWs having power fantasies and moralizing in things like Star trek that try to give moral lessons. But here? Those just couldn't be more irrelevant.

If a good story gave you some kind of existential fear or give you nightmares, the last thing you would care about is whether or not a scientist is gay or whatever.

Since you like the IKEA one i'ma introduce you to an /x/pasta with a similar vibe

Hey, it’s been a while since I got to post something significant. Here’s another megapost I’ve been working on for quite some time about a character who really needs it more than anyone else: the SCP Wiki’s very own admin, Dr. Bright. He got made fun of earlier in this thread, but I feel like the original poster missed the point.

“Dr. Bright” / “AdminBright” / “TheDuckman” / “iamnotadamnedmonkey” / “TheArgentOne” / “talljacksoe” / Mitchell Louis Peters:

Spoiler: The Man Himself

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Wikidot: http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/adminbright
Reddit: https://old.reddit.com/user/theargentone
Tumblr: https://iamnotadamnedmonkey.tumblr.com/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/talljacksoe (https://archive.md/b8ys8)
Discord: TheArgentOne#3095
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@capnduckman?refer=embed
Livejournal: https://darksunlight.livejournal.com/profile (https://archive.ph/Z3PcN) (https://archive.ph/ra1uP)
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainCDuckman/videos

This individual has a very long history with the SCP Wiki and there are a lot of names I could call him. For simplicity’s sake, and because I don’t want anyone confusing him with his author character, I will refer to him in this post as “Duckman.” Many detractors of the SCP community, especially ones who are still salty about the June 2018 drama, frequently claim that social justice or transgender characters are the worst thing to happen to the SCP community. This assertion is misguided. I want to offer a counterpoint: Duckman is the pervert who’s been a blight on the community since it began, and he is directly responsible for the reason that it’s become such a haven for predators. As of posting (January 2020) he is 38 years old, soon to be 39. Keep that in mind.

He’s probably going to whine on Tumblr about how much better he’s gotten over the years after I post this, so be clear: I think that the feminist persona, virtue signaling, and “queer identity” are false flags to distract from the fact that he’s a creep, and the fact that he has an existing polycule doesn’t mean shit. Long post warning, and be sure to open all the spoilers.

Spoiler: Duckman’s writing, sex, and other tragedies

Like some of the other people brought up in this thread before, Duckman is knees-deep in the sex side of the SCP fandom, and has been for a long time. Last I checked, he was an admin of the IRC chat #Site12, the popular NSFW IRC chat for members of the SCP Wiki who want to fuck each other. Also the place where a bunch of predators are born. His author character Dr. Bright has a bit of a reputation for being a pervert in-universe, and it’s something that Duckman himself has been trying to distance himself from. Too bad that he spent years gunking up the wiki with weird sex shit. Here are some examples:

1. In 2010, Duckman wrote a short story titled “Doctor, Doctor, Doctor” , about a scenario in which his author character possesses the body of everyone in the world. It also included a segment in which he describes the breasts of a 13 year old girl, and was completely unnecessary to the story. It can still be found in the page’s edit history (deleted bits are highlighted in blue).

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Many people took issue with the reference to pedophilia, but even 5 years later, Duckman was still defending his unfunny joke.

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It was not until 2018 that he conceded and made edits to the story.

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2. SCP-1004, titled “Factory Porn” is a pretty well known SCP by Duckman. I was originally going to summarize it, but I’ll let these screenshots speak for themselves.

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While I find it possible that this could have been intended as an anti-porn SCP, knowing Duckman, that seems unlikely, and the second screenshot, coupled with the way he defended its inclusion in the discussion section, has me even less convinced.

3. Duckman’s author page contains a crossed out reference to a now deleted story called Things to do in Tel Aviv When You’re Dead, which was part of a larger series that several authors contributed to. Here’s a screenshot of a Tumblr post summarizing it, by someone who read it:

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I want to clarify that there’s nothing wrong with writing sexual horror, or even sex/sexual content in general. My issue with Duckman’s NSFW writing is that I think it tends to be gratuitous, inappropriate, and in many cases outright creepy. In other words, I think he has a history of being an immature pervert, and my issue is with how openly he flaunts it.

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That said, Duckman’s writing isn’t the only example of him posting inappropriate sexual shit to the wiki. Here’s a screenshot of a Reddit post by someone who made a big list of predators in the SCP community, including a helpful public summary of some of Duckman’s behavior.

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Normally I would censor out names from these sorts of posts, but because I agree that Eskobar is a credible source as a long-time writer, I believe that the testimonies of both these people are helpful. I don’t know if it’s the exact same instance that this person is talking about, but I do recall seeing a screenshot of an announcement on the SCP Wiki stating that applications would be closed because Duckman was teaching BDSM classes at a convention, or something like that. I wasn’t able to find it again, but it was totally unnecessary to declare it in an announcement, and a good example of how Duckman helped to make sex and BDSM a prominent subculture of the SCP community.

On another note, as you may see from this screenshot, it was brought up that Duckman has a history of being creepy towards young girls. He does. Despite his age, Duckman is infamous for specifically targeting young girls for sex. As in, ones who have just turned 18 or 19. Mind that he does this a lot, and it’s borderline predatory for someone as sexually experienced as he is. Several people have tried to bring attention to this before, but usually get shot down because it’s “not an issue” or “kinkshaming” or whatever. Also he’s into dd/lg lol.

Unfortunately, Duckman also has a bad habit of talking about sex shit when kids are around. The issue has been brought up on Tumblr before.

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The above are from an SCP shitposting blog and an SCP discourse blog, respectively. Duckman has a bad habit of talking about his sex life in front of people who are a bit young to hear about that.

While Duckman usually keeps his weird behavior private, sometimes it leaks into public, like that time he asked his followers to send him nudes for his birthday.
“They are for my own personal smiling.” Uh huh. Someone in a position of authority asking for nudes from fans is just… weird.

Spoiler: Duckman as SCP staff

Now, it’s important to remember that Duckman is still an SCP admin, which means he has a whole decade of corruption to address. Duckman has never had the best reputation as an admin. It’s a somewhat known fact that during the early days of the wiki, he would purposefully deny applications from nonbinary people, and was known to be the kind of guy who would hound women for nudes. Any old admin worth their salt will admit to this. In more recent years, however, I’d argue that he hasn’t become any less corrupt. Duckman is hanging onto a lot of nostalgia points from when he held down the fort for a couple of years. That was several years ago, and these days he doesn’t contribute much, mostly showing up to vote on a ban length and not contributing many of his own thoughts.

It shouldn’t be a surprise that Duckman, much like Cyantreuse, has the habit of playing the victim when called out on his bad behavior. When he got called out some time ago for editing pages without permission, he pulled the depression card, of all things, and got off scott free.

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Oooooh, but I think my favorite Duckman staff moment was when he bragged on Tumblr about doxxing a literal kid for trolling the wiki. Here’s a fun fact for you all: Wikidot gave the SCP Wiki special permission to view the IPs of people who visit their site. They’re also on good terms with their IRC host, and can get the email addresses of people who signed up to the chat service. They can doxx people, and they will not feel bad about it. https://archive.md/mSCL5

Wanna bet that this isn’t the only time they’ve done something like this? The reblogs are full of other staff members and other important community members cheering it on, including Clef, Fantem, Foggy, and TheHauntedReader. Hey other admins, perhaps you should consider that this is not something that looks good on the Tumblr page of one of your own people?

Spoiler: Duckman on social media

Now, like every other predator who pretends to be leftist and woke, what Duckman says on social media doesn’t always line up with how he really feels. Let’s look at some examples:

Duckman in recent years has become a pretty big advocate for LGBT people. I imagine that this is in part to make up for his past opinions, though he also self-identifies as “queer.” A quick look at his blog will prove this, but to give an example, here’s an infamous post he made during the 2018 Pride month drama: https://archive.md/Op6bY
Wow, pretty cool of Duckman to stand up for a minority. And as a brave queer man, what else is he to do but fetishize lesbians on Reddit?

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I’m sure that a young butch lesbian would be overjoyed to find out that the person who commented “I’d like to hire you, for a number of positions” on her post is actually a 38 year old man.

A few months ago, when asked on his blog about how he felt about an incestuous ship of two of his SCP characters, he claimed disgust, because incest:
https://archive.md/YnWAi
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Perhaps this is to cover up that he specifically requested SCP incest porn from an NSFW artist? Come on Duck, I don’t think your reputation will go any lower than it already has if you admit you’re into that.

Remember how we discussed that Duckman has a habit of going for girls much younger than he is? Makes it a bit funny that he reblogs posts encouraging young girls to be wary of much older men.
https://archive.md/LjueE
https://archive.md/nSQa8
I agree completely, why won’t you consider someone your own age?

I understand that on their own, these posts are quite minor. But together I believe that they paint a picture of someone who isn’t totally honest online about his real motivations, and I’ll let you all come to your own conclusions.

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On top of all this, Duckman has a habit of pissing off people in the SCP community on social media, usually because of how possessive he can be over the fandom.

Duckman got in a fight not too long ago over a Tumblr user who made a meme of his character. (Retold in edited format).

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And what is the meme in question that provoked such a strong reaction?

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As a result of the mini-drama, one person chose a clever URL for their SCP blog.

A user on this very forum also described his experience with Duckman earlier in this thread, while in an SCP-themed roleplay game over Livejournal.



I went looking through his Livejournal, and found some posts in which he talks about it.

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And sometimes you can find other miscellaneous posts about the guy throughout the internet.

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Seems like someone has some issues with getting along with the fandom. He’s gotten in some other fights, like the time he got into some drama with a person who kinned one of his characters and another time when he blocked someone for calling out Cyantreuse without involving him lol. I'll let you all find those on your own.

I couldn't find anything again while working on this, but I've also seen several people claim before that he was extremely discouraging to them as new SCP writers. Having seen some of the barebones critique he gives before, I honestly wouldn't be shocked. Duckman is definitely one of those people who takes an elitist approach to the community and throws around his weight as a popular author, to the loss of those around him.

So, in conclusion, what did we learn from this? Consent is sexy.

>tiktok
Gee I wonder why this nearly 40 year old man who's known for being a sex pest has an account on an app that's heavily associated with 12 year old girls, I can't quite figure it out, maybe someone could help me?

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Think I might have asked once but fuck it, it's been a while and shit may have changed:

Outside of SCP and RPC, are there any other sites I can go to for that horror fix? I've been looking at Nosleep but being Reddit only 5-10% of the shit there is worth reading. As I understand it, Wayward Society is dead, as are most of the other spinoffs that tried to take off after Month of Gay 2018.

 

[linchan]

 

[Basil II]

Think I might have asked once but fuck it, it's been a while and shit may have changed:

Outside of SCP and RPC, are there any other sites I can go to for that horror fix? I've been looking at Nosleep but being Reddit only 5-10% of the shit there is worth reading. As I understand it, Wayward Society is dead, as are most of the other spinoffs that tried to take off after Month of Gay 2018.

go to an /x/ archive and search for greentext threads.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

Most of the good ones were in the 3 digits. It really turned into shit once it got popular and an autistic clique of control freaks and SJWs took it over, although the pure SJWs were much later. Even with those, I'd try to avoid recently edited versions which have almost invariably been made worse. No SJW ever improves anything.

SCP-682 now only wants to destroy all life that identifies as their birth sex.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

go to an /x/ archive and search for greentext threads.

Alright, but only as long as I don't run into too many threads of thirsty spergs trying to summon sex demons.

 

[Basil II]

Alright, but only as long as I don't run into too many threads of thirsty spergs trying to summon sex demons.

That's why I recommend an archive search. Specifically to avoid that.

 

[vdnb6]

Think I might have asked once but fuck it, it's been a while and shit may have changed:

Outside of SCP and RPC, are there any other sites I can go to for that horror fix? I've been looking at Nosleep but being Reddit only 5-10% of the shit there is worth reading. As I understand it, Wayward Society is dead, as are most of the other spinoffs that tried to take off after Month of Gay 2018.

I got you fam

- https://www.creepypasta.com/ (This is a classic, so you've probably read most of the famous ones already.)
- http://fearfic.com/ (This is run by the three guys who also make the Fearfiction Podcast, which has covered SCP, RPC, and Wayward writing in the past.)
- https://slimebeast.com/index.php (Personal website of one of the Fearfic guys. He also wrote Abandoned by Disney, probably one of the best known Creepypasta stories from when the fandom was booming in 2012-2013.)
- https://bogleech.com/creepy/ (Bogleech has a wide variety of horror content, but the guy behind it also runs an annual writing contest. He's also an SCP author.)
- http://www.theholders.org/ (This was an SCP-like series and one of the older collaborative fiction sites on the internet. Be warned that the quality is very hit-or-miss.)
- You could also try getting into the Slenderman mythos, on the off chance you haven't already. Marblehornets and TribeTwelve are a good place to start imo.
- Also, if you're at all into interactive fiction, Simulacra is a lost phone game that made me jump out of my seat more times than I thought it would.

So, now that discourse is raging in the Tumblr side of the SCP fandom, some bloggers are taking the opportunity to discuss other things they dislike about the SCP Wiki, and a few people alerted me to the fact that Duckman has a very active Fetlife account (which was.... formerly linked on his SCP author page) with some very interesting things on it.

Spoiler: NSFW images, you've been warned

So... there's a lot going on here. He has a lot of relationships, has a lot of friends, and is in more groups than I can count. I think it's safe to say that sex/BDSM is his primary hobby. But let's take a closer look at that list of fetishes. I've highlighted the most interesting things.

Normally, I wouldn't even come close to using this phrase unironically, but... there's a lot to unpack here. The first thing on the list is literally gross fetishism of gay and trans people. Not made better by the fact that he lists sapiosexuality on here as one of his fetishes, which is.... not a real sexuality. I thought people stopped actually identifying as sapiosexual a few years ago. It's just people who want to feel smart.

"Corrupting the innocent" and "girls who enjoy being hurt by big scary men". I'm gonna take this as proof that he really does have a thing for girls who are much too young for him. Also, may I just say that "sex in public" is an incredibly irresponsible kink, even if only adults are around.

I... genuinely do not know what to make of "SCP Foundation (giving)" and "Cyantreuse (watching)". You couldn't have listed any other SCP author? Just that person, specifically, in your list of fetishes? I don't even know what the first thing is supposed to mean, and I don't know if I want to.

Anyway... I looked through his photos and I'm not going to post his gallery of nudes here, but I did find some interesting miscellaneous things. A (I assume) homemade sex toy in the shape of a duck, a picture of him in a princess dress (not gonna lie, he's rocking it), and a massive paddle he bought at a flea market (and then added to his sex toy collection).

Anyway, I'm serious about BDSM being this guy's primary hobby. He performs at conventions and renaissance fairs, so I looked up his Penguicon history (he's been going there since at least 2012) and literally every one of his shows and panels I could find has something to do with sex, BDSM, or polyamory.

https://penguicon2017.sched.com/speaker/mitch_duckman_peters.1w8z9sw9 (https://archive.md/tN0Fw)
https://penguicon2018.sched.com/speaker/mitchell_peters (https://archive.md/OFeTo)

It seems like the only other thing this guy does is get into arguments with SCP fans.