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[BurnerPhone]

It’s really funny but also very say that you’re rejecting a truth without a smoking gun just because it’s hard to see an easy fit in the fragments.

I can't tell if you're being ironic or you've gone full schizo. Your containment thread exists for people to laugh at you, not to take you seriously.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

I can't tell if you're being ironic or you've gone full schizo. Your containment thread exists for people to laugh at you, not to take you seriously.

Then take me seriously here. I am a former ringleader of the Yurt gang conspiracy, the Hess to Kaktus’ Hitler, and I have crashed my plane onto your island. Ask me anything.

 

[LordSifr]

Then take me seriously here. I am a former ringleader of the Yurt gang conspiracy, the Hess to Kaktus’ Hitler, and I have crashed my plane onto your island. Ask me anything.

You are completely fucking delusional. This cannot be healthy for you under any circumstance.

EDIT: Nono, in fact, the only way this makes any sense is if you're playing everyone in this thread for whatever purpose, whether malicious or merely idiotic.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

You are completely fucking delusional. This cannot be healthy for you under any circumstance.

EDIT: Nono, in fact, the only way this makes any sense is if you're playing everyone in this thread for whatever purpose, whether malicious or merely idiotic.

How? You’re literally speaking as a person that the Yurt victimized with me as the instrument. I wouldn’t have had the metaphorical balls to say or do what I did to you if Kaktus and the rest hadn’t egged me on. I was a small-cocked coward who needed to drag other people down surrounded by others who wanted to help me do it, and that’s all we did.

 

[ToS]

It’s really funny but also very say that you’re rejecting a truth without a smoking gun just because it’s hard to see an easy fit in the fragments. I am not going anywhere because until y’all take me seriously you’re just wasting your own time as much as you think I am now.

Just because the Yurt has blood on its hands does not mean ss aren’t just as complicit and guilty even if the latter is only just now learning of the former.

Why was it easy to believe in a phantom pedostaff but when a ringleader of a real conspiracy confesses in detail, that’s just too unbelievable? Do you believe that the ss are corrupt or not? This is the corruption!

To be clear, the threshold for believability here has everything to do with who is making the claims, when, and why. Your credentials aren’t working in the direction you think they are.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

To be clear, the threshold for believability here has everything to do with who is making the claims, when, and why. Your credentials aren’t working in the direction you think they are.

I don’t care if you believe me or not because of your preconceived notions, because I am telling the truth

 

[LordSifr]

How? You’re literally speaking as a person that the Yurt victimized with me as the instrument. I wouldn’t have had the metaphorical balls to say or do what I did to you if Kaktus and the rest hadn’t egged me on

For starters, I do not believe for a second you would have not done this if someone hadn't egged you on. You went out of your way to actively bar me from everywhere possible, INT communities, private servers, Wanderer's Library, SCPD... That does not speak of "I did it because someone else wanted to", it does of "I did this because I wanted to." Not only that, but you debated the righteousness of it with me, knowing you were lying, and accused me of being two-faced without a shadow of a doubt in your words.

Furthermore, I did not claim I disbelieve of the existence of a group of righteous little shits with the power and contacts to ruin other peoples' lives; I merely claimed that this perception of it is brought by delusion.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

For starters, I do not believe for a second you would have not done this if someone hadn't egged you on. You went out of your way to actively bar me from everywhere possible, INT communities, private servers, Wanderer's Library, SCPD... That does not speak of "I did it because someone else wanted to", it does of "I did this because I wanted to." Not only that, but you debated the righteousness of it with me, knowing you were lying, and accused me of being two-faced without a shadow of a doubt in your words.

Furthermore, I did not claim I disbelieve of the existence of a group of righteous little shits with the power and contacts to ruin other peoples' lives; I merely claimed that this perception of it is brought by delusion.

I wanted to do it because I knew if I did a good job I’d get a Pat on the back for a job well done twice and I needed that to feel good about how shitty of a person I am. Duplicity was all I had then, and now I can tell the truth. It doesn’t make me a better person but I can at least accept that I am who I am, the kind of person who will ruin lives if she feels insecure and so, I have to be honest all the time or else I hurt people on purpose to fill the void. I wouldn’t have joined the Yurt if I had been a good person who felt happy with herself.

 

[Lil' Misogynist]

Then take me seriously here. I am a former ringleader of the Yurt gang conspiracy, the Hess to Kaktus’ Hitler, and I have crashed my plane onto your island. Ask me anything.

I think you’re misunderstanding what the issue is here. I told you this a few hours ago - as long as a single thing you’ve said on here is disputable, people will throw out your entire testimony. The screenshots you’ve posted give insight into the petty drama that goes on in the SCP community, but we have no way of knowing it’s anything more than petty drama. You could be telling the truth, but the fact is that you still haven’t provided concrete evidence for two specific claims you’ve made:
1. There is a Discord server called “The Yurt” that controls the staff team in secret. (The latter part of that sentence is what’s most important.)
2. Caro was worse than you in the manipulation of the RPC community. (The explanation you gave sounds genuine, but without evidence we can’t say for sure that Caro was worse).

Your testimony actually would have been more solid if you hadn’t posted that screenshot dump. When you provide what looks like fake or heavily warped evidence for an argument, your credibility goes down significantly.

Harmony, in all honesty, do you have any more evidence anywhere? If you do, please just find it and post it and don’t say anything else until you do.

 

[Furret]

It’s really funny but also very say that you’re rejecting a truth without a smoking gun just because it’s hard to see an easy fit in the fragments.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, evidence that you clearly don't have. I tried to take you seriously, but all you've done is present extremely weak "proof" and spam the people asking for better proof with trash cans. You're making a very poor case for yourself.

Why was it easy to believe in a phantom pedostaff but when a ringleader of a real conspiracy confesses in detail, that’s just too unbelievable? Do you believe that the ss are corrupt or not? This is the corruption!

I never thought or claimed that there was a pedophile ring, but we know that there are/were sexual predators on the wiki, and we know that staff have sheltered them through inaction. We know those things because the people who showed up here claiming them actually had proof to back up what they said.

Prove me wrong, if you are so sure the Yurt cannot exist. Tell me how it is disproven or unbelievable.

That's not how burden of proof works.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

I think you’re misunderstanding what the issue is here. I told you this a few hours ago - as long as a single thing you’ve said on here is disputable, people will throw out your entire testimony. The screenshots you’ve posted give insight into the petty drama that goes on in the SCP community, but we have no way of knowing it’s anything more than petty drama. You could be telling the truth, but the fact is that you still haven’t provided concrete evidence for two specific claims you’ve made:
1. There is a Discord server called “The Yurt” that controls the staff team in secret. (The latter part of that sentence is what’s most important.)
2. Caro was worse than you in the manipulation of the RPC community. (The explanation you gave sounds genuine, but without evidence we can’t say for sure that Caro was worse).

Your testimony actually would have been more solid if you hadn’t posted that screenshot dump. When you provide what looks like fake or heavily warped evidence for an argument, your credibility goes down significantly.

Harmony, in all honesty, do you have any more evidence anywhere? If you do, please just find it and post it and don’t say anything else until you do.

1. They don’t “control” staff they are staff at this point, there’s no line dividing them because the infiltration has completely permeated the ss and before I left it went all the way to the top.

2. Caro was amazing for the RPC community it would not exist without her.

You don’t get to tell me when and where I can tell the truth. I will keep saying it because without a smoking gun all I have is consistency over time in my facts and truth-telling.

I didn’t realize this was a court of law. Humor me, and you’ll see a lot of the unrelated things that don’t make sense are a lot more related than your first impression would bring.

Furret, I know you’re too smart to have bought into the pedostaff but surely you must see my frustration even if you can’t bring yourself to see the truth yet.

 

[Cow-Chan]

For starters, I do not believe for a second you would have not done this if someone hadn't egged you on. You went out of your way to actively bar me from everywhere possible, INT communities, private servers, Wanderer's Library, SCPD... That does not speak of "I did it because someone else wanted to", it does of "I did this because I wanted to." Not only that, but you debated the righteousness of it with me, knowing you were lying, and accused me of being two-faced without a shadow of a doubt in your words.

Furthermore, I did not claim I disbelieve of the existence of a group of righteous little shits with the power and contacts to ruin other peoples' lives; I merely claimed that this perception of it is brought by delusion.

I'm not going to say whether or not I believe Pixel about this. Do I find it fishy that a bunch of staff, who have sat here for 10+ years doing shady shit and getting away with it(Because you're fucking delusional if you think oldschool 4chan-populated SCP was wholesome and free of shady shit) are suddenly retiring and being replaced while this "Yurt" thing is going on? Yeah, a little. But I also detest conspiracy theories and find them stupid at best.

That being said Alma, you're a prime example of why people joke about everyone that uses the phrase "pedostaff". I used to actually have a joke about how easy it was to spot people who've been banned from SCP because of your kind of behavior. You people get so angry over being barred or banned from SCP that your aggression and eagerness to make them look bad makes you and everyone else on this thread look like a jester.

1. They don’t “control” staff they are staff at this point, there’s no line dividing them because the infiltration has completely permeated the ss and before I left it went all the way to the top.

2. Caro was amazing for the RPC community it would not exist without her.

You don’t get to tell me when and where I can tell the truth. I will keep saying it because without a smoking gun all I have is consistency over time in my facts and truth-telling.

I didn’t realize this was a court of law. Humor me, and you’ll see a lot of the unrelated things that don’t make sense are a lot more related than your first impression would bring.

Furret, I know you’re too smart to have bought into the pedostaff but surely you must see my frustration even if you can’t bring yourself to see the truth yet.

I will have to agree with the others, though. Until there's solid evidence of anything happening involving these Yurt guys actually controlling things behind the scenes and being some evil shady secret society like you claim, you should stop playing it up. If you were their ring leader, you should have easily been able to provide this by now.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

I'm not going to say whether or not I believe Pixel about this. Do I find it fishy that a bunch of staff, who have sat here for 10+ years doing shady shit and getting away with it(Because you're fucking delusional if you think oldschool 4chan-populated SCP was wholesome and free of shady shit) are suddenly retiring and being replaced while this "Yurt" thing is going on? Yeah, a little. But I also detest conspiracy theories and find them stupid at best.

That being said Alma, you're a prime example of why people joke about everyone that uses the phrase "pedostaff". I used to actually have a joke about how easy it was to spot people who've been banned from SCP because of your kind of behavior. You people get so angry over being barred or banned from SCP that your aggression and eagerness to make them look bad makes you and everyone else on this thread look like a jester.


I will have to agree with the others, though. Until there's solid evidence of anything actually happening involving these Yurt guys actually controlling things behind the scenes and being some evil shady secret society like you claim, you should stop playing it up. If you were their ring leader, you should have easily been able to provide this by now.

Why? Doesn’t it make sense that I struggle to find screenshots from the inside, because I didn’t export from there, it was the place I imported stuff from everywhere else. Who else would I have thought I was showing this stuff to? I’ve named names and I brought you what I brought them. What more am I suppose to have?

 

[Furret]

Why? Doesn’t it make sense that I struggle to find screenshots from the inside, because I didn’t export from there, it was the place I imported stuff from everywhere else. Who else would I have thought I was showing this stuff to? I’ve named names and I brought you what I brought them. What more am I suppose to have?

So, you knew that this was happening, you realized that it was extremely wrong, you left the wiki and burned all your bridges to come here, and you didn't even grab screenshots that actually show them conspiring to do anything on your way out?

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

So, you knew that this was happening, you realized that it was extremely wrong, you left the wiki and burned all your bridges to come here, and you didn't even grab screenshots that actually show them conspiring to do anything on your way out?

I was trying to leave peacefully at first, and I had uninstalled Discord months ago for personal mental health reasons so going back to memories that I was just starting to feel conflicted about to systematically comb through months and months of a server with 1000+ daily messages to collect seeenshots of specific times places and events that I could vaguely pin to a rough timeline was not the first thing on my mind, I assumed that I would have something somewhere because I had been in there a long time. That was a mistake that’s easy to see in hindsight.

some of the people I named were the last friends I had from SCP who were still talking to me even after everything. Don’t think you can act like this means nothing for me to say.

 

[Furret]

I was trying to leave peacefully at first, and I had uninstalled Discord months ago for personal mental health reasons so going back to memories that I was just starting to feel conflicted about to systematically collect seeenshots of specific times places and events was not the first thing on my mind, I assumed that I would have something somewhere because I had been in there a long time. That was a mistake that’s easy to see in hindsight.

That's unfortunate, because it makes your claims much less believable.

 

[Lil' Misogynist]

I'm not going to say whether or not I believe Pixel about this. Do I find it fishy that a bunch of staff, who have sat here for 10+ years doing shady shit and getting away with it(Because you're fucking delusional if you think oldschool 4chan-populated SCP was wholesome and free of shady shit) are suddenly retiring and being replaced while this "Yurt" thing is going on? Yeah, a little. But I also detest conspiracy theories and find them stupid at best.

Honestly this is the closest thing to proof that’s been posted yet, but the much more likely explanation is that there’s more negative attention on the SCP community and its staff team than ever, both from inside and outside. Not a lot of people would want to stick around for that, especially if they’re not getting paid.

 

[LordSifr]

That being said Alma, you're a prime example of why people joke about everyone that uses the phrase "pedostaff". I used to actually have a joke about how easy it was to spot people who've been banned from SCP because of your kind of behavior. You people get so angry over being barred or banned from SCP that your aggression and eagerness to make them look bad makes you and everyone else on this thread look like a jester.

I understand why this is a stereotype and, to be frank? I don't think it's unjustified for me to boil over this entire shitfuck ordeal. When I can get my friends back (for whom mentioning me is akin to wrongthink now) and make the spiraling hellhole of the last year retroactively banish, I'll be less angry.

I apologize if my point is muddied by this stereotypical behaviour, though. It is simply hard for me to trust that the person that has warped evidence and made up claims to hurt people in the past isn't now warping evidence and making up claims to hurt different people.

There is clearly a degree of truthfulness to what harmony is saying; that certain SCP members engage in malicious activities as part of a private group (or many) isn't outlandish, and it also isn't outlandish to believe that certain staff and influential members may form part of that group. That all of SCP staff is complicit or being controlled by this private cabal? Not really believable.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

I understand why this is a stereotype and, to be frank? I don't think it's unjustified for me to boil over this entire shitfuck ordeal. When I can get my friends back (for whom mentioning me is akin to wrongthink now) and make the spiraling hellhole of the last year retroactively banish, I'll be less angry.

I apologize if my point is muddied by this stereotypical behaviour, though. It is simply hard for me to trust that the person that has warped evidence and made up claims to hurt people in the past isn't now warping evidence and making up claims to hurt different people.

There is clearly a degree of truthfulness to what harmony is saying; that certain SCP members engage in malicious activities as part of a private group (or many) isn't outlandish, and it also isn't outlandish to believe that certain staff and influential members may form part of that group. That all of SCP staff is complicit or being controlled by this private cabal? Not really believable.

Look at the list of the people I named, it doesn’t have to be everyone on ss to have power. None of the people in administration are complicit. But Yurtgang controls MAST from underneath Bleep so they control a lot of power there with key roles and they’re also in full control of tech p much with Magnus out of the picture I’m sure Woedenaz was pleased to see him go

If the Yurt stays unified and can deny they exist awhile longer this kind of bloc voting was a specific way to abuse the charter that I remember talking about in implied terms on many occasions as we chuckled to ourselves about how we were the ones who “really got things done around here”

once we all agreed to do something we had the voting numbers and personal influence to make something pass on 05 without too much trouble, as long as we sold it well to swing voters

A possible way that you can tell from the outside of the Yurt is strengthened or weakened would be if Woe can get on staff or not when the dust settles. But that’s getting speculative

 

[BurnerPhone]

I was trying to leave peacefully at first, and I had uninstalled Discord months ago for personal mental health reasons so going back to memories that I was just starting to feel conflicted about to systematically comb through months and months of a server with 1000+ daily messages to collect seeenshots of specific times places and events that I could vaguely pin to a rough timeline was not the first thing on my mind, I assumed that I would have something somewhere because I had been in there a long time. That was a mistake that’s easy to see in hindsight.

An admin from a sperg horror community resigns abruptly and secretly returns months later claiming to be a woman, is outed and banned for being a jackass, and then runs to KF to post pictures of his feet. Then, several days later, posts a schizophrenic collection of screenshots claiming a super secret cult has actually been in charge of the community the entire time. Do you perhaps see where the credibility issue lies?

You're no Terry Davis, but you're getting there.