Screencaps of the guy being exceptional in Chat - Guy goes to drama forum to find love and when that fails he spergs out in chat

WeeMars said:
Well thank you for the encouragement. I just am so scared of crowds and shit and going out into public, I'm a really paranoid person and am afraid of awkwardness.
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Look. I first want to go 'the fuck is wrong with you' for showing your thirst, especially here where we will mock the fuck out of you.

But if you're nervous of being rejected you won't get much of shit done, my friend.

Mobile games, other ice breakers will help. Just take a deep breath. You'll be fine.

PururinSenpai said:
Man this thread really did a 180 in our feelings towards this guy. First we laugh, then we feel bad for him. I guess even some farmers feel bad for the weakest and most defenseless of calf.
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You can still try to tell at someone who fucks it up even as you try to show them the right way I guesd
 
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Pissmaster General said:
Yeah, that straight up sounds like he just expects a magic pixie dream girl to kick down his door like he's living in an anime.


Post 'em


Fucking do it. It's the weekend. Go out, find a girl at a bar, ask her that, and you'll either get rejected or she'll actually go home with you. It's possible. And either way, it'll build you up. Yeah, getting rejected sucks, but it's just something you WILL have to get used to, because every man is always getting rejected all of the time. Every single last mother fucker here has been rejected countless times and we're all the better for it. Go get rejected and build your black ass up, lil nigga.
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Found them. Ignore the icons in the corners, I took these screenshots from a video
 

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beautiful person said:
Why you ignore me? Would it help if I told you I was a big booty ho?
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Sorry I didn't see your comment it kinda got drowned out by everything else,
Anyway I don't have a diagnosis of Autism or Asperger's, and I don't remember how I found the farms.

Sofonda Cox said:
I too am a Big Booty Hoe, but he doesn't want to go the extra mile to entice us. He can't commit to anything, even his desires.

Sad!
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Sorry, I can't do that.

Hal said:
Guessing it's a micro then
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No it's just ugly and uncut.
 
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All dongs are ugly, labia too. Evolution didn't exactly take our genetalia down the road of beauty, but nobody seems to mind all that much.

And like 90% of the world's dicks are uncut. If women hated uncut dicks we'd have died out as a species ages ago.

You're only 19. That's plenty young enough to sort yourself out so long as you stay the fuck away from Incel culture, that shit will poison your mind and drag you down into permanent misery.

Sometimes we need a bit longer to get it right. I didn't meet my wife until I was in my mid thirties, but it was worth the wait.

Don't obsess about getting laid. Obsess about becoming the kind of person who gets laid by the kind of woman you're attracted to.

Oh, and don't take dating advice from anime. Ever.
 
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You silly kids and your love quests. Back in my day social outcasts just wandered around in the sleaziest places they could find and settled for easy, meaningless, disgusting, anonymous sex.
 
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Inflatable Julay said:
You're talking about defending m'lady with your weapons and armor and becoming a hero in a godforsaken wasteland
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There are plenty of goofy teens and 20somethings with idiotic daydreams of heroism filling up their minds. They're just not all autistic enough to express them in as transparent a way as he has because they know they'd be mocked relentlessly if they did.
 
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WeeMars said:
Honestly cannot see how
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Because you post stuff like:

WeeMars said:
But sadly the problem is just me. There's nothing you can do to help me.

I've simply gone way too far past the point of insanity and failure. An event horizon if you will, and I've probably passed that point a while ago. So like I said I appreciate the efforts, but there is simply nothing you can do to help someone like me.
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WeeMars said:
She'll make me feel less ashamed of myself and less worthless, and when I start to sperg out and act autistic she can sit on my face to shut my stupidass up until I calm down again. I will provide protection with my armor and weapons (which I have) and protect her by being badass and ownage and not let anyone hurt her.
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That's pretty much the dialog of every protagonist of every anime where a thicc waifu who looks like a slut but is 100% pure kicks down his door and forces him to be her boyfriend because she just happens to find nihilists with zero confidence cute. They're designed to be escapist fantasies to milk hopeless cucks out of their cash by buying $500 8" figures of the girl wearing a bikini, holding her boob because one of the straps of her top snapped.

Those kind of girls don't exist. Well, they sort of do, but if that ever happens, they're fucking crazy. And if one gets attached to you, it's time to move to a new country. Having a girlfriend like that sounds like a wild ride, but faggot nerds like you and me who hang out on message boards don't tend to be the kinds of people that can handle incredibly strenuous lives where you have to lay down the law at every turn.
 
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WeeMars said:
I understand each and every one of you has been trying to help me, and I am genuinely thankful for that. It's more than I ever could have asked for, and you brought some amazing advice to the table. It means everything and I'm glad you tried. But sadly the problem is just me. There's nothing you can do to help me.

I've simply gone way too far past the point of insanity and failure. An event horizon if you will, and I've probably passed that point a while ago. So like I said I appreciate the efforts, but there is simply nothing you can do to help someone like me.
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WeeMars said:
She'll make me feel less ashamed of myself and less worthless, and when I start to sperg out and act autistic she can sit on my face to shut my stupidass up until I calm down again. I will provide protection with my armor and weapons (which I have) and protect her by being badass and ownage and not let anyone hurt her.
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I refuse to believe this is genuine. This is bait, this has GOT to be bait. Not even /r9k/ is this autistic.
 
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