Screencaps of the guy being exceptional in Chat - Guy goes to drama forum to find love and when that fails he spergs out in chat

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

If you get rejected or something, just move on, dating is a number's game at the end of the day, the trick is to just not get hung up on one girl but to move on if whomever you're trying to date isn't into you. Just be chill and patient and you'll absolutely find someone. Fake it till you make it, be the chad, not the virgin.

I will add to this something that my Pa says, but which took me some experience to internalize. If a woman is interested in you, you'll have trouble getting rid of them, not trouble getting them to spend time with you. They become nuisances. If a woman isn't going out of her way to see you she doesn't want you around.

Spoiler: AUTISM STORYTIME

Spoiler: I share more of my beta love life

I didn't really take this to heart until I wasted several months chasing a girl. I wouldn't have normally done that, but she was my ideal woman on paper. My friends didn't think she was that pretty, but I thought and still think she was the prettiest woman I'd ever seen; she met my specific tastes to a T. She was interested in a lot of the same stuff I was. I actually thought I had a really good chance, minus a few quibbles.

But, it was like pulling teeth getting her to do anything. She'd often have an excuse, but the excuse would sound reasonable for her personality, so I'd buy it. I also tortured myself with spergy phone games, you know, overthinking texts and fucking around with time and all that. She kept me a drip-feed of contact, punctuated by an occasional mediocre date, that was enough to keep my hopes up. I don't think she did it on purpose.

Eventually it got to where I was about ready to give up on it; in particular, I'd think about how she acted in contrast to my ex-girlfriend. My ex made an effort to see me at least once a week and would text all day if I let her. She was physically intimate. Second date I had with her, we were supposed to go to the movies, but I fucked up and got the wrong time for it. She said it was okay, though, and invited me to take a random car trip to another town with her.

Now, I wish I could say that in the end I realized what a dumbass I was and walked away with some shred of my pride, but I didn't; I kept going until the girl rejected me. But, it really drilled my father's point in to my head. The ex never made me feel like I had to chase. The other girl only ever let me chase.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

I though hatred was a parody of ow the edge just like postal

Exactly, it was supposed to be so over-the-top that it became goofy, which makes this dork going 'whoa... he's just like me!' so fucking laughable. He really is a walking stereotype.

 

[Revo]

Why these people who got doxed by using the same username/ profile image in the other online platforms are so exceptional ?

 

[Marco Fucko]

Seeing this guy's steam made me doubt the dox for but a moment. My own steam has a fake first name and says I live in Alaska.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

I like you @WeeMars stay safe!

 

[Surf and TERF]

There should be a rule against doxxing teens imo. This is like beating down on a baby.

An awkward baby who is overwhelmed by hormones.

Honestly, @WeeMars. Calm down. You’ll be okay. You are just in serious need of some confidence.

Getting laid isn’t necessarily a solution to that. I’m fact, trying to do so will probably just backfire. Desperation is a bad look.

 

[Marco Fucko]

There should be a rule against doxxing teens imo. This is like beating down on a baby.

An awkward baby who is overwhelmed by hormones.

Honestly, @WeeMars. Calm down. You’ll be okay. You are just in serious need of some confidence.

Getting laid isn’t necessarily a solution to that. I’m fact, trying to do so will probably just backfire. Desperation is a bad look.

Eh, he's legally an adult even if he's in his late teens. He's at the crossroads of adulthood and he self doxed, I think it's fine.

 

[ZeCommissar]

Kiwi girls are all probably crazy uggos anyway.

Wasn't there a thread even before my time where people actually were autistic enough to show their faces? Yeah that's pretty fucking dumb, especially since most of those people looked ugly with only a handful being attractive. Then again most of those users are either inactive or barely post now, so eh.

KiwiWomen are men and I probably would not have sex with them.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

We really need a Cringe rating.

 

[SofondaCox]

Holy shit that was a ride, but I've got questions!

How will a Big Booty Hoe help you? How will this hoe improve your life? What will you provide the hoe? What do you bring to the table in a relationship?

You seem very fixated on sex and females, while simultaneously declaring yourself a waste of time and oxygen. Do you feel the Big Booty Hoe will increase your worth via some sort of transubstantiation? She cannot do this. She cannot rescue you, no matter how big the booty.

You should show us your cock. Maybe it's wonderful and will lure our Big Booty Hoes out of the shadows.

You've already come this far, why not a little further?

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Hate to break the reality to you.

You are either a smug tard,
Or pretending to be a smug tard.

Not sure which is worse my dude

 

[Army Burger]

We really need a Cringe rating.

Isn't that what the autism rating is for?

 

[WeeMars]

How will a Big Booty Hoe help you? How will this hoe improve your life? What will you provide the hoe? What do you bring to the table in a relationship?

She'll make me feel less ashamed of myself and less worthless, and when I start to sperg out and act autistic she can sit on my face to shut my stupidass up until I calm down again. I will provide protection with my armor and weapons (which I have) and protect her by being badass and ownage and not let anyone hurt her.

You seem very fixated on sex and females, while simultaneously declaring yourself a waste of time and oxygen. Do you feel the Big Booty Hoe will increase your worth via some sort of transubstantiation? She cannot do this. She cannot rescue you, no matter how big the booty.

She will not increase my worth on her own, but she can help me help myself by kickstarting the process and ultimately I will be the one to save myself.

You should show us your cock. Maybe it's wonderful and will lure our Big Booty Hoes out of the shadows. You've already come this far, why not a little further?

Hahahaha no.

Honestly, @WeeMars. Calm down. You’ll be okay. You are just in serious need of some confidence.

Thank you for believing in me friend.

You're 18 now, and your mom's gonna have to get used to the fact that you're gonna be making your own decisions from here on out. Don't worry about it so much. If you're very sheltered or your mom's overbearing, you're inevitably going to have some uncomfortable conversations where you'll have to put your foot down. She's used to you never leaving the house, but now she'll have to get used to it sooner or later.

If she actually gets suspicious of you doing drugs, just ask her "How dumb do you think I am? Of course I'm not going to take anything anyone gives me. You raised me, you know I'm smarter than that." Hell, didn't you say you were interested in joining the military? So no matter what, you've gotta stay away from drugs anyway, just in case you get hair tested or something.

If you let her keep you down, you will resent her for the rest of your life. In the future, you will be so fucking happy that you actually went out there and tried, even if you completely blew it and felt like a failure afterwards. There is nothing wrong with getting rejected, because it means you at least tried. But sitting and sulking, worrying about your mom's thoughts about you, that'll eat away at you. You're making your memories from being 18 years old right now. Go fucking give yourself some memories to chew on. Hell, even if everything blows up in your face, guess what? For the rest of your life, you'll be able to say "...and I went out there and I completely fucked up! What a dumbass I was hahahahahaha, but it's all good 'cause I learned from that.

Teen clubs exist, though I've never been to one. I suggested Pokémon Go because it's free, you can play it just about anywhere, it gives you a hell of a lot to do and talk about, everyone under 35 grew up with Pokemon at some point in their childhood, and a whole lot of girls play it. It's just full of icebreakers like "what's your favorite pokemon" or "look at this really interesting pokestop". But I guess you need a decent smartphone first so I guess maybe get one of those, I dunno, it ran fine on my old iPhone 6 and still does so I'm sure you can drop like $100 on an old or shitty phone and play if you want.

Well thank you for the encouragement. I just am so scared of crowds and shit and going out into public, I'm a really paranoid person and am afraid of awkwardness.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Thank you for believing in me friend.

It takes time to control our impulses, but you sir need way more time.

Also, please don’t double post like a new fag.

 

[tuscangarder]

Weemars plz dont kill urself.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

So whos yous anime waifu @WeeMars and why haven't you asked her out on a date? It'd be good practice for you when you meet the real thing

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Seeing this guy's steam made me doubt the dox for but a moment. My own steam has a fake first name and says I live in Alaska.

You powerlevelling fool, you've just narrowed you location down to 49 states!

Eh, he's legally an adult even if he's in his late teens. He's at the crossroads of adulthood and he self doxed, I think it's fine.

If he's old enough to die for Israel, he's old enough to be made fun of on the interwebs.

 

[beautiful person]

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Why you ignore me? Would it help if I told you I was a big booty ho?

@WeeMars I have a couple of questions I hope that you can answer:

1) Do you have a medical diagnosis of Austism and/or Asperger's Syndrome, and
2) How did you find your way to Kiwifarms in the first place?

 

[Hal]

Hahahaha no.

Guessing it's a micro then

 

[Purin Chan]

Man this thread really did a 180 in our feelings towards this guy. First we laugh, then we feel bad for him. I guess even some farmers feel bad for the weakest and most defenseless of calf.