SeasideMARK / SSM / Mark Edwards / TMAUMan - Benefit fraud streams his life of booze, gluttony, poverty, and sloth. And it's lush.

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Mark's having a melty at the moment because a pic of him and 'ellen popped up online
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Cougar Pump said:
Mark's having a melty at the moment because a pic of him and 'ellen popped up online
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I caught part of a stream where he was saying over and over again how pleased he is that the picture was leaked because he no longer needs to worry about being seen in public with her.

Enjoyed these thumbnails.
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Apparently there's mold where Mark has been sleeping. Fucking gross.
 
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Apparently there's mold where Mark has been sleeping. Fucking gross.
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Another one of his loops - He had the same situation a few months ago and again before that. He keeps the windows closed all year round, leaves the door between the bathroom and the bedroom open, and sticks the bed into the window nook with no space between the bed and wall. At best it's just part of a grift to get a new flat assigned to him, preferably in Swanage.
 
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Mark gets a new, free bed because his old mattress was moldy. He takes an hour and a half putting it together, and still manages to put half the slats on upside down. After assembly, he places the old, piss stained, moldy mattress over new one to see if it's more comfortable with two instead of one.
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At least this frame won't fit in the bay window where it'll get moldy overnight.
 
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LaVieKL said:
Thought I'd add a link for some retro SSM in case you're unfamiliar with his murky past (10 years):

His weird relationship with seaside Marie is genuinely vile.
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Holy shit ~900 videos. It's crazy how almost all of his current schtick is virtually unchanged from a decade ago, he's just fatter with even less energy than before. Even the karaoke arc isn't new.
 
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Well, Mark pawned the GoPro and went all-in on the Grand National. Sadly, none of his predictions came off and he has thoroughly dun 'is bollocks in once again. Talking about pawning the Samsung Tablet now as his availabe funds this morning came to a whopping 25 pounds. A deleted live from this morning had him steaming his face over a bowl of boiled water, which is a standard Mark move after the raging and bawling of taking an L.

Played off as usual as a work in the finish. Let's see if that GoPro ever shows up again.

 
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Caught a weird thumbnail, but the video has since been deleted.
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Wonder what he was getting up to.
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Looks like his glasses have also been broken.
 
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