Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Defensive Ella Purnell]

Taking the middle road here.

Yes he does talk and act like an autist.

Yes he makes weird noises and is a do-gooder.

But also yes, people people should return their shopping carts because its just common decency.

 

[Coom Cruiser]

Return your carts. Ever had some stray cart roll into your car and scratch your paint? Shit sucks shit. It's like 3rd hand vandalism without a culprit other than some cunt couldn't be fucked to return their cart.

That said, if anyone thinks they're being filmed these days it instantly escalates the situation because, guess what? They're probably going to be on the internet and their senses go full on chimp mode.

 

[No Memory]

This man is an absolute lunatic, who is going to get himself killed. Also a complete weirdo.

At the same time, I 100% agree with him. Godspeed you crazy bastard.

 

[The Luigi Player]

the shopping-cart is not real it's a vtuber pretending to be a shopping cart and deepfaking a shoppingcart onto it with a real human the shopping cart is actually an alien cow from outter space

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

It depends on who's working the parking lot. If I see it's a nigger so some mystery meat equivalent I leave the cart somewhere that will inconvenience them. If I see it's a fellow huwhite retard I'll return it. If I'm unsure I return it because inconveniencing a huwhite by accident is unacceptable.

 

[MetalOwls]

I think Cart Narcs is an autist asking to get the shit kicked out of him by some crazy on the side of the street, but I agree with the idea that you should put your cart back where it goes, because there's plenty of positive things that come out of it, and I think people should generally try to do good in the world. You shouldn't be a lazybones.

It's all an act for the sake of entertainment (it's practically a franchise of people doing the same thing cross-country.) But it wouldn't really incentivise lazybones if you calmed asked them to, anyway.

Fortunately, a good cart narc knows how to run super fast and wield a flashlight for self defense

 

[Preacher ✝]

Returning the cart is the correct thing to do it is based and responsible.

Not returning the cart is cringe and perhaps even degenerate.

Being a narc over people who do not put the cart back is more cringe than not putting the cart back, and being an obnoxious faggot about it to make internet videos is the most cringe.

 

[William Tyndale]

the shopping-cart is not real it's a vtuber pretending to be a shopping cart and deepfaking a shoppingcart onto it with a real human the shopping cart is actually an alien cow from outter space

Nigga what

 

[Pig Boss]

Narc guy's an annoying faggot.
People who don't return their carts are lazy faggots.
Best possible outcome: Double homicide between annoying faggot and lazy faggot to solve two problems at once.

Edit: I have changed my mind. Reading two factions of overly involved dipshits arguing is much funnier. I hope to see more videos from this guy so I may continue to enjoy the drama.

 

[MetalOwls]

Oh, he's a cow for sure. Anybody risking a suicide by nigga moment for youtube views has a swiss cheese brain.

In all seriousness, it's a pretty organized operation with multiple people involved. In the years they've done Cart Narcs, few actual crazies actually hit them with cars

 

[Butwhythough2]

Why is this being so hotly debated. I always put my shopping cart up because I worked at a grocery store and it is annoying having to track down carts that are in a whole other parking lot. That however is less annoying than this faggot. What ever happens to him is well deserved. It's the pretentiousness he has that gets me, if he just said "put your cart up because it helps the workers" and let it be, it would be a little annoying but I wouldn't hate him. The fact that he has to keep on and on and on about it makes me want to see him get shot or stabbed on live video. He picks fights with people for no good reason. Returning carts is a nice thing to do, it's not an obligation or a responsibility. People get paid to get carts, that's in the job description, I know because I did it for half a decade. It's nice when they're all lumped together in the corral. When I went and got carts I got to light up a cigarette and finish it when I went to track the others down. So getting them wasn't so bad.

 

[Fuzzy Sweetheart]

Says the nigger who doesn't return his cart.

I don't see how any of this is about the CQ. Putting your cart back is common courtesy and if you don't do it you're an asshole. No one should have to argue whether this is true.

The actual question here is whether it's okay to record yourself yelling at strangers for e-fame over minor inconvenience. I would argue that no, it's not okay and if you think it is you should kill yourself.

 

[Lurker]

That said, if anyone thinks they're being filmed these days it instantly escalates the situation because, guess what? They're probably going to be on the internet and their senses go full on chimp mode.

see, it's funny, because if they knew the fucking law, they'd know that if they're in public, they can be filmed. when shows or videos blur people out, it's a courtesy. if you don't want to be filmed in public, don't go out in public, or wear a fucking balaclava or whatever. of course that would probably attract negative attention, but at least you have your privacy!

 

[JunkMan.exe]

If I ever get someone trying to cart narc me I'm just gonna move it to the return rack and then flip it upside down directly in front of it

Found the nigger.

 

[William Tyndale]

I think Cart Narcs is an autist asking to get the shit kicked out of him by some crazy on the side of the street

He’s pretty fast and that is his defensive move. He just runs when people try to attack him. He also talks shit to fat people when they say they are going to hurt him by saying things like “well I’m pretty sure you couldn’t catch me.”

I found a video of him racing his coworkers in the streets of LA outside the office. He won by a landslide and he’s fairly muscular.

Edit: https://youtu.be/fii-HwsA3R8

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Putting your cart back is literally the Whitest thing you can still do without being called a racist. Only actual niggers don't do it.

 

[MeltyTW]

lol just saw the video of him causing traffic by harassing that one girl. a line of like ten cars and more cars being stuck trying to merge into the line. telling the people telling him to move on that theyre "falling for her tricks" when they dont even know or care what hes arguing about and hasnt talked to her, pleading with the honkers to honk at her (but not him) and that shes trying to make herself the victim and saying people inconvenienced by her (but not his shitshow he caused) are the real victims. total insanity. guy could cause a lethal ten car pile up and hed be blaming the person who didnt put their cart away as he continues deriding their heinous demerit as the lazybones and their small children bleed out

see, it's funny, because if they knew the fucking law, they'd know that if they're in public, they can be filmed. when shows or videos blur people out, it's a courtesy. if you don't want to be filmed in public, don't go out in public, or wear a fucking balaclava or whatever. of course that would probably attract negative attention, but at least you have your privacy!

idk it seems like telling people "lol get over it" whenever some weirdo wants to cancel you over any social faux pas is alot more harmful than not putting a shopping cart up.

edit and then argues with some rando telling him to stop trying to "explain the whole story, you just dont know the whole story"

 

[Dan of Steel]

i don't really care either way but the fact that so many people do ITT is funny to me

 

[Lomax]

Returning carts is the most basic form of etiquette, it takes a minute to do and benefits the people around you a disproportionate amount to the effort you expend. People who don't return carts on their own volition would extend these selfish traits to other aspects of society if it weren't for laws and punishment to keep them in check. It is a simple test that cuts straight to the type of person you are.
If the world was only full of people who returned their carts it would be a better place.

 

[Cronkle]

Put your cart away. Also don’t run up on me with a camera like a nut job. Both parties are d-bags