Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%

  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%

  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%
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MeltyTW said:
lol just saw the video of him causing traffic by harassing that one girl. a line of like ten cars and more cars being stuck trying to merge into the line. telling the people telling him to move on that theyre "falling for her tricks" when they dont even know or care what hes arguing about and hasnt talked to her, pleading with the honkers to honk at her (but not him) and that shes trying to make herself the victim and saying people inconvenienced by her (but not his shitshow he caused) are the real victims. total insanity. guy could cause a lethal ten car pile up and hed be blaming the person who didnt put their cart away as he continues deriding their heinous demerit as the lazybones and their small children bleed out


idk it seems like telling people "lol get over it" whenever some weirdo wants to cancel you over any social faux pas is alot more harmful than not putting a shopping cart up.

edit :story: and then argues with some rando telling him to stop trying to "explain the whole story, you just dont know the whole story"
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just put the cart away, lazybones.
 
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MeltyTW said:
lol just saw the video of him causing traffic by harassing that one girl. a line of like ten cars and more cars being stuck trying to merge into the line. telling the people telling him to move on that theyre "falling for her tricks" when they dont even know or care what hes arguing about and hasnt talked to her, pleading with the honkers to honk at her (but not him) and that shes trying to make herself the victim and saying people inconvenienced by her (but not his shitshow he caused) are the real victims. total insanity. guy could cause a lethal ten car pile up and hed be blaming the person who didnt put their cart away as he continues deriding their heinous demerit as the lazybones and their small children bleed out


idk it seems like telling people "lol get over it" whenever some weirdo wants to cancel you over any social faux pas is alot more harmful than not putting a shopping cart up.

edit :story: and then argues with some rando telling him to stop trying to "explain the whole story, you just dont know the whole story"
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That sounds incredibly based though. My man just knows that broken-window policing works and is about much more than the small infraction at issue.
 
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MeltyTW said:
lol just saw the video of him causing traffic by harassing that one girl. a line of like ten cars and more cars being stuck trying to merge into the line. telling the people telling him to move on that theyre "falling for her tricks" when they dont even know or care what hes arguing about and hasnt talked to her, pleading with the honkers to honk at her (but not him) and that shes trying to make herself the victim and saying people inconvenienced by her (but not his shitshow he caused) are the real victims. total insanity. guy could cause a lethal ten car pile up and hed be blaming the person who didnt put their cart away as he continues deriding their heinous demerit as the lazybones and their small children bleed out


idk it seems like telling people "lol get over it" whenever some weirdo wants to cancel you over any social faux pas is alot more harmful than not putting a shopping cart up.

edit :story: and then argues with some rando telling him to stop trying to "explain the whole story, you just dont know the whole story"
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>traffic
>parking lot

Pick one
 
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Just putting this out there:

Asshats who leave their carts laying around should be stabbed in the kidneys.
Signed,
Guy who used to have to get carts and spent most of the time fishing them out between lazy fuck's vehicles and then getting yelled at by management when a cart left by a lazy fuck gets caught by the wind and smacks into someone's car.
 
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It should be mandatory that everyone work at least one year in a retail environment so they can finally understand how much of a faggot they are when they don't return their cart or leave shit all over the place. Imagine being so mad that someone asked you to stop being a lazy shit that you would rather get in a gunfight than take two steps to put your shit away.
 
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