Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[JohnWick]

Chances are 50% of the people he accosted normally put their carts back and were just having a shit day or something. So fuck him. This guy is an insufferable faggot and I hope he gets shot. With that said, the other 50% are most likely genuine pieces of shit / the dregs of society, I hate them equally to the cart narc guy.

 

[Megaton Punch]

Wait, you niggers don't just steal the cart?

In Diverse and/or Culturally Enriched areas, carts have trackers on them that lock the wheels if you try to take them off the premises.

 

[Sundae]

Kiwis, kiwis, why must we fight? Can't we acknowledge all involved here are autistic and just laugh at the spectacle of it all? We're all brothers and sisters at laughing at spergs on the internet, let us put down our daggers and engage in hearty laughter the speds.

I ride the shopping cart home.

I carry a collapsible paddle with me so I can use it to steer the cart, like a land boat.

 

[Red_Cap]

Others can do what they want with their carts but I will judge them for it since the shopping cart litmus test is correct.

Honestly that's the kind of thing that would be a red flag for me in someone I'm dating, right up there with how they treat wait staff.

 

[cypher3057]

I knew as soon as I saw the highlight on the homepage that it was gonna be about Sebas and the cart narcs. After finding out it’s for a radio show I’m always surprised to see that people think he’s not just playing a character for a radio segment.

 

[jertzog]

I believe they're so mad because they know they've been caught with their pants down; they've failed to extend a simple courtesy to their fellow shoppers due to their own sloth. If they truly thought not returning a shopping cart wasn't a big deal, they'd treat the Cart Narc like they would any other garden variety vagrant and simply avoid confrontation. But they don't simply brush him off: they treat him like a threat because he threatens their sense of morality; he disrupts the idea they have in their head that they're a decent member of society, and the false idea they wouldn't be a morally-bankrupt savage if it weren't for the threat of punishment.

They're mad because he puts magnets on their car to try and escalate the confrontation. Then they take it off and he puts another one on, and will even run to their car to do so if they drive a ways off to get away from the goof. If he weren't hiding behind his phone and the cops, he'd have had his ass kicked a long time ago.
If this guy weren't some faggoty dweeb and was some armed bodybuilding chad type in a mask who smashes car windows and assaults strangers for not returning carts, he'd be worshipped by most everyone here calling him a cow. A shitty messenger taints a benign message.

 

[Uncle Ben's]

Kill lazybones. Behead lazybones. Roundhouse kick a lazybones into the concrete. Slam dunk a lazybones baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy lazies. Defecate in a lazybones food. Launch lazybones into the sun. Stir fry lazybones in a wok. Toss lazybones into active volcanoes. Urinate into a lazybones gas tank. Judo throw lazybones into a wood chipper. Twist lazybones heads off. Report lazybones to the IRS. Karate chop lazybones in half. Curb stomp pregnant lazybones. Trap lazybones in quicksand. Crush lazybones in the trash compactor. Liquefy lazybones in a vat of acid. Eat lazybones. Dissect lazybones. Exterminate lazybones in the gas chamber. Stomp lazybones skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate lazybones in the oven. Lobotomize lazybones. Mandatory abortions for lazybones. Grind lazybones fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown lazybones in melted shopping cart metal. Vaporize lazybones with a ray gun. Kick old lazybones down the stairs. Feed lazybones to alligators. Slice lazybones with a katana.

 

[Jew-ish]

The cart narc is only an inconvenience to assholes and autistically embodies what any non npc retail worker (current or former) feels every time they go to a store.

I only wish he would do this in a "stand your ground" state to up the stakes.

 

[cypher3057]

The cart narc is only an inconvenience to assholes and autistically embodies what any non npc retail worker (current or former) feels every time they go to a store.

I only wish he would do this in a "stand your ground" state to up the stakes.

He has. He’s done this segment in multiple states and even in Australia.

 

[Pharaoh Fungus]

The sheer autistic rage this thread has generated is making me hard.

Mmm yes.

 

[Shidoen]

I put the shopping cart in a good spot.

 

[MasterCylinder]

The supermarkets I go to usually have these coin locks that chain one cart to another so if you want to use one, you have to use a coin/token to separate them and when you’re done shopping you have to return the cart and link it up to the others in order to get your coin back.

I think this system is probably the best way to deter laziness in people.

As for cartnarc I can see where he’s coming from but the way he’s going about it will probably get him killed eventually.

 

[Jew-ish]

He has. He’s done this segment in multiple states and even in Australia.

Australia isnt a state, retard

 

[Tilapia]

The cart narc is only an inconvenience to assholes and autistically embodies what any non npc retail worker (current or former) feels every time they go to a store.

I only wish he would do this in a "stand your ground" state to up the stakes.

He was literally doing this in a Publix parking lot.

 

[Horus]

I seem to recall the question regarding the return of the shopping cart being used as a pretty good litmus test to determine if a person is capable of being a functional member of a high trust society. I even think I remember Null speaking about it on MATI once a really long time ago, but I could be imagining things.

However, what Cart Narc is doing is paradoxical in nature. Calling out and correcting anti social behavior is good for a high trust society as it allows said society to maintain its level of trust. However, another mark of being a adult member of a high trust society is minding one's own business when in public.

Is Cart Narc the lesser of two evils? Is letting people get away with not returning the cart a act of tolerating the dangerously intolerant? Am I having some sort of existential breakdown over a sperg in a parking lot?

 

[MoonNooner]

Has anyone pulled a gun on this turbofaggot yet? With the way society is, if it hasn't happened yet I'd be very surprised.

 

[2023 poster]

You can tell a lot about a person if they're a cart leaver. It stems from a bigger problem than just laziness. This is a person who is incapable of recursive behavior. There is no problem with leaving my cart in this parking spot, because there isn't a car there. Their mind can't conjure up a hypothetical scenario where this might inconvenience another human being later on.

Ask a cart leaver how they would have felt if they didn't eat breakfast yesterday. They'll simply respond by telling you they did have breakfast, and your question makes no sense. There is no internal monologue. There is no life behind those eyes. These people are not the same as you and me.

What category do you put the ones who push the Aldi cart they paid 25 cents for up onto the grass and turn upside down or throw over a fence?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Chances are 50% of the people he accosted normally put their carts back and were just having a shit day or something. So fuck him. This guy is an insufferable faggot and I hope he gets shot. With that said, the other 50% are most likely genuine pieces of shit / the dregs of society, I hate them equally to the cart narc guguy.

And they could just say "Sorry I don't want to do it they have employees to gather the shopping carts." or "Dude fuck off." Many of them do that.

The funny thing is seeing people argue with him and act like a metallic bumper stick is equivalent to him keying their car. Albeit I'm sure many of them aren't aware that the Bumper Sticker cannot damage their car (and can be easily removed) so some anger is understandable. But when they easily take it off they should get it thru their thick head that the Cart Narc is just a troll.

Has anyone pulled a gun on this turbofaggot yet? With the way society is, if it hasn't happened yet I'd be very surprised.

Yes it was one of the best videos too.

 

[cypher3057]

Has anyone pulled a gun on this turbofaggot yet? With the way society is, if it hasn't happened yet I'd be very surprised.

If I remember correctly, I think he has seen a gun, but it wasn’t blatantly pointed at him

 

[Bonedome]

The only time I didn't return shopping carts is when my workplace made all the wagies park at the very end of the parking lot, to clear up space for customers, you see. This made little sense as the parking lot was huge and almost no one is in the store between 11pm-7am. I started leaving my cart by my car after we shopped in the mornings. Good times.