Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Overcast]

I don't really care that much one way or another. I will say very occasionally, I see a runaway cart heading straight towards a parked car and I find myself sprinting like I was a hero in an action film to stop it.

So thanks guys who don't put away their carts, you help me feel like a badass every now and again.

 

[elastic eye]

Has anyone pulled a gun on this turbofaggot yet? With the way society is, if it hasn't happened yet I'd be very surprised.

I imagine he is very selective. Can't care enough to look but wherever he lives - this shit would not fly here. Dude would have his ass beat/wounded/killed in no time. Even if it doesn't come to murder someone would just take the camera after the dude is knocked out lmao

 

[William Tyndale]

Chances are 50% of the people he accosted normally put their carts back and were just having a shit day or something. So fuck him. This guy is an insufferable faggot and I hope he gets shot. With that said, the other 50% are most likely genuine pieces of shit / the dregs of society, I hate them equally to the cart narc guy.

Society doesn’t get to pick and choose like that. Either you return your cart or you don’t. Being a nice person doesn’t mean you get to be nice when it’s convenient. In order to be a nice person you must be nice when it is inconvenient as well.

I imagine he is very selective. Can't care enough to look but wherever he lives - this shit would not fly here. Dude would have his ass beat/wounded/killed in no time. Even if it doesn't come to murder someone would just take the camera after the dude is knocked out lmao

He did a video in Detroit. Checkmate.

 

[Bonedome]

Society doesn’t get to pick and choose like that. Either you return your cart or you don’t. Being a nice person doesn’t mean you get to be nice when it’s convenient. In order to be a nice person you must be nice when it is inconvenient as well.


He did a video in Detroit. Checkmate.

Nice people don't double post, sorry mate you better start leaving your carts out.

 

[Ged!]

When this guy gets shot dead in the niggermart parking lot because of his gay little magnets I'm gonna laugh my ass off

 

[cypher3057]

I imagine he is very selective. Can't care enough to look but wherever he lives - this shit would not fly here. Dude would have his ass beat/wounded/killed in no time. Even if it doesn't come to murder someone would just take the camera after the dude is knocked out lmao

He lives in LA where the radio show is based out of. He gets multiple people on his instagram posts saying that exact thing of “bet you won’t do that shit here,” and he replies with that he already has.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I don't really care that much one way or another. I will say very occasionally, I see a runaway cart heading straight towards a parked car and I find myself sprinting like I was a hero in an action film to stop it.

So thanks guys who don't put away their carts, you help me feel like a badass every now and again.

A suicidal badass. That's a great way to get run over if it's a big parking lot.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If I'm close to the cart corral sometimes I used it. Now seeing how many people don't like carts being left out I'll make sure to never use it again.

 

[Maskull]

This morning I pushed a cart for three blocks so to dump it in a culvert.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

It’s a cart bro let the beaners and niggers who get paid to do that shit put it back

Wish there was a neck yourself react.

CART MAN! Grant me strength to endure these lazybones

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I put the cart where it belongs. Abandoned carts are hazardous.

 

[William Tyndale]

Nice people don't double post, sorry mate you better start leaving your carts out.

I fixed it

A suicidal badass. That's a great way to get run over if it's a big parking lot.

Multiple people have tried to run him over. Multiple people have tried to attack him physically. A gun was brandished but not pointed at him and the cops took the side of the gun owner. He had an autistic adult giant try to beat the shit out of him because the autistic adult goant’s mom started yelling at Sebastian. Literal tard rage. It’s wild out there in the parking lot.

 

[Ged!]

This morning I pushed a cart for three blocks so to dump it in a culvert.

You should have taken a 36 hour nap in it

 

[Maskull]

You should have taken a 36 hour nap in it

I’m going to cause intense localized flooding with my antics and not even he could stop it.

 

[vern]

The true best option is pawning off offering a shopper who just arrived your cart after your done with it so you don't have to go out of your way put it away and they don't have to go out of their way to grab one.
But from personal experience, it's a 1 in a 1000 chance of anyone getting that lucky. More so depending on which store you go to and whether or not you go during said stores dead hours.

 

[Boom Boss]

"A YouTube channel about shopping carts is is causing intense debate. "

Null and the staff members made a typo.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

"A YouTube channel about shopping carts is is causing intense debate. "

Null and the staff members made a typo.

Oh shit. We got the grammar nayzis.

 

[Wyzzerd]

Next time your on a date ask the person across from you if they return their carts. If they do they might be a keeper.

If not, you just dodged a bullet.

And yes I hex anyone who I see fail this most basic of human courtesy.

 

[Maskull]

The true best option is pawning off offering a shopper who just arrived your cart after your done with it so you don't have to go out of your way put it away and they don't have to go out of their way to grab one.
But from personal experience, it's a 1 in a 1000 chance of anyone getting that lucky. More so depending on which store you go to and whether or not you go during said stores dead hours.

Or you could just leave it in traffic like a normal person.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I leave mine in the handicap space.