Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Unique User Name]

Apparently there's a video Sebastian never posted because it got pretty serious, about 5 or 6 dudes were ready to stomp him down. A Texas home depot parking lot apparently

This sounds hilarious. Are you trolling, or is there something you can point to that can be looked into more?

 

[Ed Weed]

This sounds hilarious. Are you trolling, or is there something you can point to that can be looked into more?

I'm not trolling, but I can't prove it either so take it with a grain of salt. Also I mistakenly said it was a home depot. Apparently it was actually a target.

A couple people local to his area in Texas told the story in a reddit thread I was browsing.

I can link the thread, but from what I gathered earlier you don't seem fond of reddit.

 

[Desktop User2]

Imagine keeping track of who rates what with what lmao
I still can’t believe there are so many autistic trannies on this site who support cry bullying but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised autism knows no bounds.

Most of the replies have very few stickers and your name is in the absolute majority, maybe you are blind to it because... you are angrily stickering every reply that doesn´t agree with your niggering. I just assume you are angrily doing it because your nigger stance is in such minority here and you seem so assblasted in every reply.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Most of the replies have very few stickers and your name is in the absolute majority, maybe you are blind to it because... you are angrily stickering every reply that doesn´t agree with your niggering. I just assume you are angrily doing it because your nigger stance is in such minority here and you seem so assblasted in every reply.

I created the thread so imma keep up with it I can’t help it if a majority of you are wrong. Negrates for everyone!

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Nothing. It has always been like this.
I remember first supermarket opened next to my neighbourhood called "Biedronka" in the 90s and they had coin locks in place straight away.

Anti-Gyppo technology

I'm not trolling, but I can't prove it either so take it with a grain of salt. Also I mistakenly said it was a home depot. Apparently it was actually a target.

A couple people local to his area in Texas told the story in a reddit thread I was browsing.

I can link the thread, but from what I gathered earlier you don't seem fond of reddit.

>Reddit
Probably fake and gay, but you should link it anyway because it's relevant to the thread

 

[StacticShock]

It’s a cart bro let the beaners and niggers who get paid to do that shit put it back

nigga i had a hard time parking once because some niggafaggot kept one shopping cart on a parking spot and other niggerfaggots followed suit, leaving over 6 of the fuckers for me to get out of my car to relocate it.
you must be a nigger and you should go back to africa just like any nigger that don't take the fucking shopping cart back.

 

[Unique User Name]

I'm not trolling, but I can't prove it either so take it with a grain of salt. Also I mistakenly said it was a home depot. Apparently it was actually a target.

A couple people local to his area in Texas told the story in a reddit thread I was browsing.

I can link the thread, but from what I gathered earlier you don't seem fond of reddit.

I'm not fond of Tumblr, The Facebook, Twitter or DeviantTarts or the regulars of those sites either, but I'll still link them and archive it if it adds to the thread.

Link it up!

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I click on this thread and this is the first thing I noticed

Total voters: 1,488

otherwise I've been lmao'ing to 'weep skeet widdly woop'

 

[Lurker]

@Null i propose changing @Lady Rackets Ass to Lazybones

 

[negativlad]

Returning the cart earns me a whopping 3 good boy points (equivalent to 1.5 showers!) and despite its relative infrequency, it is a great way to earn your way to delicious nuggies and upvotes. I do it EVERY time.

 

[YE24]

Stupid American problems, I guess. I live in a 95%+ white population. Law of averages seems to work out such that when I need a cart, there's one close to my vehicle that someone has conveniently failed to move further away... Unless the place uses coin deposit for return. Which is why this is a distinctly American problem, as everywhere else has coinage denominated largely enough that it permits a deposit system to enforce cart return. In a white culture, folks prioritize the nearby carts.

If you have no shitskin problem, there is no cart problem. The niggers in this thread acting morally superior need Jesus something fierce. Learn what real moral and ethical behaviour looks like, you spiritual faggots.

 

[Local Fed]

War. War never changes.

Since the dawn of Kiwikind, when our spergs first discovered the killing power of negrates and troonshine, boomer juice has been spilled in the name of everything: from Sneed to justice to simple, autistic rage.

In the year 2023, after days of armed autism, the destructive nature of Kiwis could sustain itself no longer. The Farms was plunged into an abyss of unreturned carts and bickering.

But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the Thunderdome. Instead, the cartpocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of Kiwi history. For lazybones had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes.

 

[Haint]

If this guy wants to do something to help society and take down lowlifes, he needs to fight illegal dumping. Its easy, if you see a illegal dumping site, look for the dumpers information. Idiots will toss every bit of identification and bank information on the side of the road. No shit, I could have cleaned out many bank accounts and stolen identities. How many have I put back in jail because of parole violations and illegal dumping, I will never know.

 

[Ed Weed]

I'm not fond of Tumblr, The Facebook, Twitter or DeviantTarts or the regulars of those sites either, but I'll still link them and archive it if it adds to the thread.

Link it up!

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

Found one of em, was digging through my browsing history to find it sorry. The mention is towards the bottom. It's heresay from a reddit account, so I question whether I should have even mentioned it in the first place, but I already did, it is what it is I guess. I mean it seems plausibly believable I guess? Even the people who think he's doing good deeds would admit they wouldn't be surprised if he got fucked up at some point.

There was another thread I read in a similar vein with the same story im trying to find.

Mostly it's just people arguing autistically about Cart narcs much like this thread.

 

[Xyluz]

this thread shows why we have to deposit a Euro when claiming a shopping cart. You bet you want to get your Euro back when you are done shopping.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

Found one of em, was digging through my browsing history to find it sorry. The mention is towards the bottom. It's heresay from a reddit account, so I question whether I should have even mentioned it in the first place, but I already did, it is what it is I guess. I mean it seems plausibly believable I guess? Even the people who think he's doing good deeds would admit they wouldn't be surprised if he got fucked up at some point.

There was another thread I read in a similar vein with the same story im trying to find.

Mostly it's just people arguing autistically about Cart narcs much like this thread.

There needs to be a greater inquiry into this. You would think someone else was filming it since people are that obsessive with their smart phones. Here is the actual passage. I did not see any other reference to this.
Edit--btw the account LaPhoenix420 was of course suspended. So we can thank Bardfinn and AHS for being unable to contact this guy privately ( and with good opsec) to try and find out more. Fucking troons just need to die.

LaPhoenix420 wrote.

Sebastian did this at a Target here in Texas. He didnt post the video because he almost got fucking stomped out and killed by about 5-6 dudes.
He needs to stop. I dont even fucking like the guy and I would love to see him get fucked up real bad, but I dont want him dead.

 

[Unique User Name]

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

Found one of em, was digging through my browsing history to find it sorry. The mention is towards the bottom. It's heresay from a reddit account, so I question whether I should have even mentioned it in the first place, but I already did, it is what it is I guess. I mean it seems plausibly believable I guess? Even the people who think he's doing good deeds would admit they wouldn't be surprised if he got fucked up at some point.

There was another thread I read in a similar vein with the same story im trying to find.

Mostly it's just people arguing autistically about Cart narcs much like this thread.

It's a post with a single upvote from a suspended account from 4 months ago that might just be repeating shit they heard on the internet from elsewhere, it's next to worthless, but I'm going to hold out hope there's more to this story and something more substantial may be out there.

As worthless as it is I still fixed your link and archived it for asspats and GBPs.

https://old.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/ucu7hm/cart_narc_is_a_douche_bag_and_im_tired_of_reddits/itid11g/

https://archive.ph/4oTVq

 

[Hex Cat]

TLD
TOTAL LAZYBONES DEATH

 

[${Sandy}]

I'm going to move to the same town as hotwheels and put shopping carts in the handicapped spots.

 

[Hypnagogia]

I can empathize with this autist because I feel the same autistic rage when people cant figure out 4-way stops. For some reason retards just can't drive properly. As much as I'd like to see him fuck around and find out he's got a point.