Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%

  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%

  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%
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The Blue Morpho said:
Cope. Virtue is as virtue does. Cultivate virtuous behavior or degenerate into a slope-browed shit-flinging bix-nood monkey-man
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Virtue? If I buss my table at Olive Garden do I get to scream about virtue as they trespass me? Worrying about the ability to self-govern where private enterprise has addressed this issue is absolutely fucking reatarded.
 
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If you’ve ever been a lot attendant (ie the people who have to return the carts) you’ll really like this guys videos and understand what he’s doing. While it was never my official job anywhere I worked those guys would quit at one job pretty quickly and it made it so the rest of us had to stop what we were doing and go do their job (I was in my late teens).

These guys get paid very poorly. Often get asked to do things other than that for less pay than the people who are doing that other job, and have to work in rain or snow. Not exactly the best job. The least you can do is put the cart into a return if the business has one. Unless it’s raining or snowing I certainly do.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
If you’ve ever been a lot attendant (ie the people who have to return the carts) you’ll really like this guys videos and understand what he’s doing. While it was never my official job anywhere I worked those guys would quit at one job pretty quickly and it made it so the rest of us had to stop what we were doing and go do their job (I was in my late teens).

These guys get paid very poorly. Often get asked to do things other than that for less pay than the people who are doing that other job, and have to work in rain or snow. Not exactly the best job. The least you can do is put the cart into a return if the business has one. Unless it’s raining or snowing I certainly do.
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Not to powerlevel too much, but this - at my own Wage Slavery, the cart jockey is arguably the position with the highest turnover, maybe next to cashiers. Hell, the only one that's stayed on long term is legitimately retarded - nice guy, but actually retarded - and considering I live in a place that's a frozen hellhole for half the year, I can't blame them. At least put the cart in the corral, there's almost always one nearby, who gives a shit if it's in there properly.

Of all threads to divide the Farms, it'd be this shit. This is why we shouldn't feature the Thunderdome.
 
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FudgeFish said:
It's blowing my mind that people have such strong feelings about this on here. Why do people care?

Yes, I put the cart back. I've never even really noticed people who don't.
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Because people are suppressed and frustrated. When something that NEEDS to be addressed can't be addressed, they lash out at things that can be addressed. If I can't criticize a black guy for raping my sister, I am going to go off on him for not putting a shopping cart back.
You might retort, "Bruh that is cucked! If you don't like what a guy is doing just kill them. That is what I would do." Well I would say practice your own advice before giving it to others. I would also say congradulations you have the same mentality and thought patterns as Ethan Ralph.
 
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prolapsed_cranium said:
Virtue? If I buss my table at Olive Garden do I get to scream about virtue as they trespass me? Worrying about the ability to self-govern where private enterprise has addressed this issue is absolutely fucking reatarded.
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Ridiculous comparison, but even if I accept your comparison on its own premises for the sake of argument it STILL doesn't work because its not like your dirty plate is going to fly through the window and damage someone's car if you don't buss it yourself. Continue coping, cart leavers
 
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One of my autistic and/or retarded theories is that stuff like this is just glow ops by Big Box Store Business. When I worked in retail or grocery stores, I loved running the carts back in. It gave something other than the monotony of the shit drudge work you normally have to do, got you outside and away from the customers, and you could easily stretch it into an unofficial 20 minute break if someone left a cart in the hinterlands of the parking lot.

My theory is that some CEO at Walmart wanted to squeeze some more efficiency out of the workers and started this trend of "civilized people always return their carts" via social media and memes and faggots like this rather than let their employees have an extra smoke break. No one cared about where you put your cart 10 years ago and now we're acting like a bunch of dumbasses over it.
 
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I bought my first new car in 2010. I decided to go to a Best Buy location, and there was a shopping cart just hanging out near where I was parked, maybe 5-6 spaces away. The cart itself was directly in line of sight of the cart return receptical, and I just decided to ignore it and go into the store. 30 minutes later, wind (or some major dickhead) carried that thing over to my car where it managed to trade some paint. Very minor cosmetic damage that I was able to remove, but I’ve made an effort to return carts within the vicinity of my car each time I go shopping.
 
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The Rockafire Explosion said:
One of my autistic and/or retarded theories is that stuff like this is just glow ops by Big Box Store Business. When I worked in retail or grocery stores, I loved running the carts back in. It gave something other than the monotony of the shit drudge work you normally have to do, got you outside and away from the customers, and you could easily stretch it into an unofficial 20 minute break if someone left a cart in the hinterlands of the parking lot.

My theory is that some CEO at Walmart wanted to squeeze some more efficiency out of the workers and started this trend of "civilized people always return their carts" via social media and memes and faggots like this rather than let their employees have an extra smoke break. No one cared about where you put your cart 10 years ago and now we're acting like a bunch of dumbasses over it.
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Wouldn't box stores go the way of ALDI then for efficiency? The quarter cart system basically incentives the public to return their cart or lose a quarter, thus the store has no reason to pay employees to do it.
 
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Heavy Duty Boots said:
I hate you retards so much. Reading your spergery caused me to dream I stole a shopping cart and took it to my house, and then I was punished by this Sebastian guy for being barbaric and fundamentally incompatible with civilization
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The first week I joined the farms I had a dream that Josh banned me and I couldn’t figure out why. I actually woke up stressed out. I also had a dream that ethan Ralph showed up at my friend’s house and I was being polite as I plotted my plan to post on the farms and let everyone know where he was. Apparently he was in hiding in my dream. That’s when I stopped reading that forum.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
If you’ve ever been a lot attendant (ie the people who have to return the carts) you’ll really like this guys videos and understand what he’s doing. While it was never my official job anywhere I worked those guys would quit at one job pretty quickly and it made it so the rest of us had to stop what we were doing and go do their job (I was in my late teens).

These guys get paid very poorly. Often get asked to do things other than that for less pay than the people who are doing that other job, and have to work in rain or snow. Not exactly the best job. The least you can do is put the cart into a return if the business has one. Unless it’s raining or snowing I certainly do.
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Hell, even if it's raining or snowing I still do.
 
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