Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

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If man cannot develop the simple discipline of returning Carts, than how can they handle the discipline required of space exploration and other macro goals? The one pure selfish objective reason of Cart Returning, is for the epic cart centipede made. Do you still wanna be a lazybone?

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

I park next to an abandoned cart, take that cart, and then leave it there where I found it when I'm done shopping, preserving the fragile ecosystem exactly as I found it.

 

[Puff]

You can tell a lot about a person if they're a cart leaver. It stems from a bigger problem than just laziness. This is a person who is incapable of recursive behavior. There is no problem with leaving my cart in this parking spot, because there isn't a car there. Their mind can't conjure up a hypothetical scenario where this might inconvenience another human being later on.

Ask a cart leaver how they would have felt if they didn't eat breakfast yesterday. They'll simply respond by telling you they did have breakfast, and your question makes no sense. There is no internal monologue. There is no life behind those eyes. These people are not the same as you and me.

See, this is incorrect. I leave out carts because I KNOW it will inconvenience someone. I hate people, you see.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

This made me stop lurking. I've been following the Cart Narcs since he started, and he's clearly a giant troll. Even in the OP, he shows a video of a lady being a bit reasonable until he started calling her a lazybones. For people moralizing saying "he's gonna be killed", so what? He's a grown man, it's funny to watch and it's clearly a giant way to fuck with people. Also, if you've ever worked retail, you'd know that usually the worst customers tend to just throw their carts anywhere. I've even seen someone purposely turn a cart completely upside down because they were pissed off a sale ended. Cart Narcs is based.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I worked the parking lot for a grocery store a long time ago, two separate times I found a dirty baby diaper left in a cart so I just kicked the entire thing downhill towards the rainwater retention pond.

 

[Pissmaster]

I've even seen someone purposely turn a cart completely upside down

lol, I've done that

 

[Smug Cat]

Imagine being this assmad about shopping carts lmao

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

I worked the parking lot for a grocery store a long time ago, two separate times I found a dirty baby

When people are too lazy to even put their kids back in the car, so just leave them there to inconvenience others. I hate when I'm pulling in and end up hitting something someone left in a parking spot.

 

[Maverick Vile]

Sebastian is a Randall, don't be a Randall.

 

[cypher3057]

This made me stop lurking. I've been following the Cart Narcs since he started, and he's clearly a giant troll. Even in the OP, he shows a video of a lady being a bit reasonable until he started calling her a lazybones. For people moralizing saying "he's gonna be killed", so what? He's a grown man, it's funny to watch and it's clearly a giant way to fuck with people. Also, if you've ever worked retail, you'd know that usually the worst customers tend to just throw their carts anywhere. I've even seen someone purposely turn a cart completely upside down because they were pissed off a sale ended. Cart Narcs is based.

That’s basically his entire personality. He’s constantly trolling and cracking jokes on the other members of the Woody Show especially the one that he knows gets unreasonably angry.

 

[SentinentCloud]

See, this is incorrect. I leave out carts because I KNOW it will inconvenience someone. I hate people, you see.

This one is well versed on the emo ways

 

[TheGuntinator]

So long as it doesn't take up a parking spot, the cart could be thrown down a ravine or on the roof for all I care

 

[Whatisgoingon]

That’s basically his entire personality. He’s constantly trolling and cracking jokes on the other members of the Woody Show especially the one that he knows gets unreasonably angry.

And that doesn't make him a lolcow. That's my point and opinion. I actually think it's pretty funny, although the joke does run a bit dry if you've followed him all these years, he should mix it up a bit. But like Ghost from TCR, it works for him and makes him money, so I doubt he'll change it up anytime soon.

 

[Puff]

This one is well versed on the emo ways

I have an anime avatar and was in high school at one point, yes.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

This is so gay.

 

[Shardy Hernandez]

This has been the funniest thread I've ever seen on this site. You're all great.

Also, I have to come clean. Sometimes I'll snag those fatso scooters and drive them as far away from the store as possible.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

All the tough guys seething in this thread are delightful. You fags probably leave the cart rolling around the parking lot and then jerk off in your car as you watch the attendant sigh and chase after it. For just a moment, you are empowered.

 

[Lomax]

Cart-narcs need to learn how to weaponize the cart against all those who defy their righteous crusade.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The poll is missing an option, "Cart Narc is a wigger making a scene in public like a WorldStar user."

Oh, there's also another option. "Cart Narc is a troll who doesn't care one way or another and just wants to get a rise out of people for Youtube ad clicks."

There are too few options to pick from.

 

[W00K #17]

My usual grocery store has a side entrance that almost nobody uses or parks by with a cart corral about 30 feet from the door. I always park in the spot next to the corral. Easy to put my cart back because I'm literally right next to the corral when I finish packing my groceries.

I will admit I once left a cart in a raised grass section with a curb between the grass and parking lot because I was in a huge rush, but at least since the cart was over the curb it wasn't going to roll anywhere and damage someone's car.