Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Skullwhalejelly]

 

[Vegetamite]

He can't win.

I look forward to him going further and further down the rabbit hole, until he reaches the inevitable conclusion of this saga with one final day of vigilante justice, forcing people to put the carts back at gunpoint while making weird siren noises.

PUT THE CART AWAY DOO-DOO-DOODLE-DU-DOOOO

Make that standard treatment of Lazybones. It’s the only way.

 

[Burd Turglar]

AND I WILL SQUEEZE MY SAUCE PACKETS DIRECTLY ONTO THE TABLE IF I AM NOT GIVEN A TRAY

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

OP is a massive lazybones who leaves his shit out in the parking lot purely because "it's not my job".

And for everyone who says "The Cart Narcs are autistic faggots who yell at people in public over carts". There are multiple videos where people just leave, the only reason why it looks like an autistic slap fight is because MFs like to stay behind and scream their head off (kind of like OP's dumbass).

As for the famous video where he calls the woman with an arm brace out for having "lazy bone itis", fuck her! You mean to tell me you fuckers actually agree with a chick who uses her daughter as an excuse for being a bitch? "I can't be fucked to put it back, my daughter has AWWWWTYSSSSSMMMM". Really?

All of Cart Narc videos are just exposing lazy people, and hey, if you really can't fucking return a Cart in what, 10 seconds? He offers to put the bitch back for you if you ask nicely. There is literally NO reason to not do it. The only reason why people get so fucking mad is because of the magnets (magnets that easily can just be thrown away as is shown in some videos).

Most people in the videos just want to fight. Including you faggots and me sitting in this dumb ass thread about fucking shopping carts.

In conclusion: Return your shopping cart you fat, retarded, ugly, lazybones.

 

[Neil]

This guy is the same breed of faggot as that SurvellianceCameraMan guy who shoved his phone camera in people's faces and recorded their angry reactions to post on Youtube while acting like he was doing a public service by making people aware that they're being recorded by security cameras.

However unlike SurveillanceCameraMan, this dude is going to places like Walmart and Target, where his chances of getting his ass kicked is a million times higher.

 

[CircuSphere]

I always return my cart (though often with a push from a great distance and much clatter), unless there is an un-returned cart nearby, in which case I will simply mate my cart to the stray cart and be content that I did not create any additional work for the cart boy/cart downy.

Also content vigilantism is big gay. Is it a dick move to not return your cart...yeah. Is it a bigger dick move to use that as an excuse to monetize conflicts with strangers... oh fuck yeah.

Also this could have been funny as a whacky self-aware peak iDubbz skit or a Sam Hyde thing but it would have to be in 3rd person, involve a crazy costume and be a 1 episode thing, not an entire gimmick.

 

[DHugo]

You don't understand. This is a serious website for serious discussion by serious people



Completely unrelated but the more I think about it the more I realize Ralph is 100% the type of wigger to leave his shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot. He can't even care for his infant children, the idea of him caring for his fellow shoppers is asinine

Imagine if someone linked a clip of Ralph returning his shopping cart.

A massive cope&sneed would ensue.

 

[Got Milk!]

There's neighbor tier behavior all around here. No one is good in this.
Don't be a whiny Faggot to strangers.
Have personal responsibility and put shit back.
You may laugh at either side of this shitfest but arguing about who is the biggest Faggot in the equation is an exercise in futility.

 

[TerranTony98]

I have transcended carts, I carry everything to my vehicle by hand!

 

[DumbDude43]

"aggressively" lol he doesn't do anything aggressively, yet all the retards he confronts automatically shit their pants and try to hit him. The lolcows are the people who would rather seethe and fight than just be a normal person and put back their cart.

shoving a camera in random peoples faces is aggressive in and of itself tbh

you are right about the carts though, not returning them is antisocial scum behavior

 

[Love Machine]

I don't know what it is about this. But if someone tried to cart narc me I would fall into an immediate wigger rage. Its not even a problem for me since I return the cart.

 

[Rabbits]

my country has superceded the need for a cart narc - to take out a shopping trolley, you need to insert a $2 coin to release it from a clip. returning the trolley and attaching the clip gives you your coin back.

cart narc could make a fortune over here by returning the trolleys which people are too lazy to put back and retrieve their coin.

 

[draggs]

Did OP get permission to halal @WolfeTone

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

The real lolcows in this thread are the ones wishing death upon a doofus who trolls the lazy.

 

[Happy Fish]

Everyone is right. On one hand you should at least make an attempt to return your cart. That is responsible. On the other supermarkets and such hire the manpower to do this for you so if you don't have time it isn't the end of the world. Its not like littering on the side of the road where nobody is going to pick that shit up and it just makes the world around you uglier.

Like, do you people have to start a tard war over literally every small topic? No wonder this got featured.

 

[Muppetstudios]

This thread is funnier than half the cows on this site

 

[dankogrg2]

my country has superceded the need for a cart narc - to take out a shopping trolley, you need to insert a $2 coin to release it from a clip. returning the trolley and attaching the clip gives you your coin back.

cart narc could make a fortune over here by returning the trolleys which people are too lazy to put back and retrieve their coin.

why americans dont have that shit?
are they that dumb?

 

[Slav Power]

Bitch, I paid for the cart and I can do with it whatever the fuck I want.

 

[beautiful person]

The correct (laziest) thing to do in a parking lot is park right next to a corral. Then returning your cart is super easy, and since you usually have to park further down the lot you get some exercise.

This is exactly what I do just about every time I go grocery shopping. It also makes it easier to remember where my car is.

 

[Chiri]

so everyone ITT would be totally cool if you were just minding your own business and some guy got in your face and started trying to fuck with your car over a shopping cart? Am I taking fucking crazy pills?

Well it wouldn't happen to me since I put my carts away like a normal person.