Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%

  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%

  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%
  • Total voters
    2,117
@Lady Rackets Ass
>someone is paid to do it
It’s a nigger tier job, litterbugs are niggers and so are cart lazybones
>h-he’s autistic for confronting me
Can you not maintain eye contact, it doesn’t sound like he’s autistic
>reddit-tier arguments in how doing a behavior that takes maybe a second is stupid
You sound like a libertarian who could be convinced that child rape is a moral good

Gas the Lazy Bones, Put Away Carts NOW!!!
 
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Buckaroo said:
As someone that collected carts at a supermarket when I was younger, I would have hated to see some autistic sperg running around riling people up over carts where I worked.
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yeah one guy had a probable excuse in that he says he likes having carts right next to the car. i could see someone believing that especially if they like the convenience of not returning the cart. overall its not something i think people should be posted for or treated like a mongrel for. i think its a sign youre probably too selfish to function decently but signs can be misleading and i dont think its peoples job to micro analyze peoples faults and foibles.

Berrakh said:
Who knew it was a bad idea to base your life off of a 4chan copypasta. It's not like the denizens of that site go outside or have schedules so of course they would come up with a punitive philosophy over something so petty.
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Action Orange said:
Yall mfers really in here dying on the hill of shopping carts. May ye cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla, brave warriors.

Anyway, when dude pulled out the strap because of that gay magnet I laughed super hard. That guy was based
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i dont think people deserve to die over carts. just think its an indicator youd probably abuse any honor system based function of society. i dont think its some autists job to screech YOURE A MENANCE YOURE WORSE THAN HITLER at someone over it whatsoever.
 
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MeltyTW said:
yeah one guy had a probable excuse in that he says he likes having carts right next to the car. i could see someone believing that especially if they like the convenience of not returning the cart. overall its not something i think people should be posted for or treated like a mongrel for. i think its a sign youre probably too selfish to function decently but signs can be misleading and i dont think its peoples job to micro analyze peoples faults and foibles.



i dont think people deserve to die over carts. just think its an indicator youd probably abuse any honor system based function of society. i dont think its some autists job to screech YOURE A MENANCE YOURE WORSE THAN HITLER at someone over it whatsoever.
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I can live with this. Where I shop has little parking cart reservoirs in some of the parking spaces so it's a non-issue for me.
 
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Norbert the Tiger said:
His interest in raising public consciousness about putting carts away is secondary to his real motive--agitating people, on camera, to get a rise out of them. His exemplifies passive aggressive as well as anyone, claiming he justs wants a polite conversation while insulting people.

Tale for example this video, which some of the highest number of views.


ARCHIVE PENDING.

Note that she initially agreed. Instead of saying thank you or I appreciate that, he insults her, accusing her of having "lazybonesitis." Then she quite correctly tells him to fuck off. And then it it is on. If you watch closely, you can see this woman has a ring. It is by mere coincidence alone that her husband was not there...
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Dude, this guy is a national treasure.

(Will he eventually find out? Sure, and it’ll likely be funny as hell.)
Norbert the Tiger said:
Here is a video where he agitates a woman to the point she starts screaming. He she seems weird.. but how is it acceptable to keep provoking people after being repeatedly told no interaction is desired?

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This video is an easy favorite.

Cart Narc has a gif given talent to find the worst of the worst. Grown men and women, who not only will scream like a toddler because someone (gasp!) had the audacity to put a magnet on their leased Nissan.

Note that the people that Cart Narc antagonizes could simply…. Walk/drive away.

But nope, they gotta have the last word with an autist who makes weird siren sounds and holds a lollipop. Which usually leads to hilarious screaming fits.
 
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MeltyTW said:
yeah one guy had a probable excuse in that he says he likes having carts right next to the car. i could see someone believing that especially if they like the convenience of not returning the cart. overall its not something i think people should be posted for or treated like a mongrel for. i think its a sign youre probably too selfish to function decently but signs can be misleading and i dont think its peoples job to micro analyze peoples faults and foibles.



i dont think people deserve to die over carts. just think its an indicator youd probably abuse any honor system based function of society. i dont think its some autists job to screech YOURE A MENANCE YOURE WORSE THAN HITLER at someone over it whatsoever.
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Yeah, we're on pretty much the same page. I was just making fun of the niggas who were going way too hard arguing about this dumb shit on the first couple pages. I put my carts up as well. Fuck self professed narcs though. That guy's a major fag
 
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Fapcop said:
Dude, this guy is a national treasure.

(Will he eventually find out? Sure, and it’ll likely be funny as hell.)

This video is an easy favorite.

Cart Narc has a gif given talent to find the worst of the worst. Grown men and women, who not only will scream like a toddler because someone (gasp!) had the audacity to put a magnet on their leased Nissan.

Note that the people that Cart Narc antagonizes could simply…. Walk/drive away.

But nope, they gotta have the last word with an autist who makes weird siren sounds and holds a lollipop. Which usually leads to hilarious screaming fits.
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yeah, i don't see why people have an issue with this dude. it's not his fault that other people chimp out because someone had the gall to tell them what to do.

like it's just a fucking shopping cart, bro, put it back. it's not hard unless you're a dysfunctional retard or fat.
 
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Returning your cart is just common sense, however there are exceptions I've listed here below


  • Live or death situations (chimp outs, shootings, American black friday)
  • Medical reasons (you can however ask some stranger to return it for you)
  • Giving someone else your cart (if you REALLY dont care about that coin you put in)
  • Someone challenges you to a shopping cart race and you have to defend the honor of your family name
 
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