Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%
  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%
  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%

  • Total voters
    2,117
I believe this person only makes videos just for attention because he knows that indirectly getting someone mad over a shopping cart will get massive attention. Big clout chaser but watching people freak out about a shopping cart is funny.

I am a big believer in the "shopping cart theory" however.
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Cart Narc seems like a faggot but my disdain for people who can't put their trollies away outweighs that. Could've used a guy like this when retards kept walking their trollies all the way to the gate of the apartment block I used to live at and left them there to pile up. Anyway, this whole thread is very amusing.
Oh god those niggers are the worst. Around here, once an apartment was built right next to a shopping center, it wasn't long before the carts had locks on them because cart niggers kept taking them to the apartment and never bringing them back.

Imagine having enough money to rent in an apartment with an elevator but not having the courtesy to bring the cart back to the corral after you're done.
 
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I just find the entire thing of his videos is intentionally harassing folks for content. It's not really that funny and kinda cringe. If you're getting upset over a person who doesn't put the cart back and get excited over a sperg antagonizing them, that's kinda weird. It's like wanting someone who litters to be yelled at.

Are they doing a bad thing? Yes.
Do they deserve to be harassed? In my opinion, no.

And this is coming from someone who puts the cart back. If you folks really want people to put the cart back, start trying to get stores to have a coin system for their carts. You don't have to harass folks over something as simple as a cart.
 
I usually return the shopping cart unless it's a case where there isn't anywhere to put the cart (like underground parking) which in that case I put it close to the elevator entrance so it wouldn't bother the other drivers, until some employee brings it back up.

You usually can see how trashy a place is by how many carts are just spread around with disregard to everyone else
 
How much work or time does it take to put a cart in a corral?
It takes absolutely no time.

Also the whole cart narcs channel shows that it isn't busy people who leave their carts around the parking lot instead it is insane people that don't have 10 seconds to put their cart away but do have 10 minutes to go crazy in a parking lot.
 
The cart narc guy is a faggot, sure, but he's (mostly) in the right. Put your damn cart back. Notice that all the people featured in his videos who supposedly don't have the 10 seconds to waddle over to the nearest cart corral suddenly have 10+ minutes to argue with the cart nerd accosting them? If you were really in that much of a hurry you'd just laugh, roll your eyes at the cart nerd making autistic noises at you and drive away. OP is mad.

I'm not going to read too deep into this. I could talk about how a good society depends on people who will uphold social standards instead of just averting their eyes and minding their own business, how this is the basis of social fabric and its absence leads to miserable atomized people susceptible to things like the bystander effect, where people (like OP) will watch a woman be raped and murdered in the street and never do anything because, hey, not my problem right? But that would be reading way too much into some gay little cart nerd and his youtube channel.

His content also reminds me a lot of the Surveillance Camera Man, who was very funny before he was banned off youtube. They are like that old psychology experiment where you face the wrong way in an elevator. You're violating social norms but you aren't really hurting anyone or breaking any laws, just doing what people are really unaccustomed to (in this case, calling out people for leaving their carts.) I'm sure most people just drive away and never make it into his videos as a result.

The only argument I've heard all thread that is somewhat persuasive is that his magnets cross the line by potentially damaging the paint job on his target's cars. I've never really agreed with the magnet thing and its clearly an innovation of his to spur more over-the-top reactions for views, but its also just a fucking magnet. How much damage can it really do? And if your pristine sports car with the ice cream paint job is that vulnerable that a little magnet will fuck it up then maybe don't take it to the grocery store. Its just as liable to get fucked up by some decrepit pensioner dinging it with their door or some other nog who also left their cart lying around. And in that case you're a hypocrite for leaving your cart out when you'd lose your shit if someone else's cart damaged your precious car.

tl;dr the cart faggot is in the right and cartniggers are coping and seething
In this video he has bonus gay little flags to stick to people's cars I imagine he had to stop using those because they could actually do damage with the sticky shit and they can obstruct vision. At one point he is asking the guy about jerking guys off in the bathroom (projecting) This one has a bonus voicemail this guy left for Sebastian. I agree that angry fanny pac man might be a bit of a cow also. Voicemail starts around here https://youtu.be/32eU4OKheJQ?t=262
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Lol the "fanny pac man" is Perry Caravello and I am almost positive this entire incident was pre-planned because most Perry content is fake and organized in discord by cum-guzzler TomB
 
This reminds me of a forum I used to visit circa 2005.
It was mainly populated by women, and threads where people discuss the "correct way" to do things would explode into infighting, insults and blatant trolling. A specific thread comes to mind, with the subject "How often do you wash your towels?" Started a massive shit fight just like this.
There was a munchie, attention seeking whore who kept being banned, called Sanrio.
So to sum up, this thread reads like a bunch of hormonal bridezillas arguing over housework.
Oh, and, I return carts, but I personally don't give a shit about what other people do with their carts.

Edit to add: I checked and that accursed place still exists.
 
This man is a cow only in so far as he does not go far enough. People who leave their shopping carts loose in the parking lot should be beaten. For as the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) has stated "The true test of a mans submission to God is in his willingness to obey God even when it is inconvenient". Thus all good Muslims should return the cart, and punish those who do not.

Even more Haram then this however is when the cart is left in an empty parking spot. Inshallah, the person would did this will be struck down by fire from the heaven. Barring this, it is Fatwa that all good Muslims take the Sinner who did this thing and behead them, for only death can assuage this sin against God.
 
When I was a teen, I worked in a small Italian grocery store and the carts were expected to be placed back in the store at the end of the night because we didn't have those shopping cart corrals. The store was located in a ghetto part of the town and when people didn't bring their carts back to the store homeless people would get a hold. My boss would have us do a count of the carts every night because it was getting so bad lol.

A few times, on my walking path to work, I would discover our stray grocery carts flipped over or in random locations ~1-2 kilometers away from the store. So I would have to take them back with me on my walk to work.

Leaving your carts in the parking lot is peak hoodrat nigger behaviour and fat bitch behavior for the price of one. Your mother was obviously a whore because she did not raise you with any good values if you don't put the shopping cart away. No one with a good conscience does shit like that. Cart Narc is an autist who is going out of line with it but I can't believe there are farmers here that are so smooth-brained to leave the carts out. It's a borderline lol-cow trait.


Shame on you. How do you plan on answering Allah on the Day of Judgement for your bullshit?
 
It's like a minute or two to put it away, tops.
Consider that I added having kids you need to manage to the mix. Or being old. I just think theory and reality aren’t meeting here because it’s a 4chan NEET idea.
Then you have no right to complain
about the dents and scrapes your car
receives at the supermarket.
Actually I do.
 
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