Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[MeltyTW]

I just find the entire thing of his videos is intentionally harassing folks for content. It's not really that funny and kinda cringe. If you're getting upset over a person who doesn't put the cart back and get excited over a sperg antagonizing them, that's kinda weird. It's like wanting someone who litters to be yelled at.

Are they doing a bad thing? Yes.
Do they deserve to be harassed? In my opinion, no.

And this is coming from someone who puts the cart back. If you folks really want people to put the cart back, start trying to get stores to have a coin system for their carts. You don't have to harass folks over something as simple as a cart.

yeah thats the thing, thats a real solution that does more than annoy people, i will amend "not funny" to "not funny for the reasons he wants it to be" its funny seeing some autist trying to bully people and them reacting violently but thats morally depraved freakshow shit and not the social media influencer righteous perfectly nice guy pwning the ontologically evil asshole fuck hitlers that he wants it to be.

What kind of autistic faggot cares about this sort of thing?

I return my carts. I've never once found myself caring if other people do or don't. He may want to find something else to direct his impotent rage towards.

i care, i just dont think its really a thing people should be cancelled or cruelly humiliated and derided for. i think its something that deserves a "what an asshole" as far as how people should ideally enforce any social pressure for it.

“It’s called being a decent fucking person!”

The rallying cry of every tyrant! They say this about accepting troons too!

depends how its being used, being used to call someone an asshole and it being used to justify doing whatever to someone because youve attached the label of asshole to them is different.

overall id say the guy resembles this to me

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Now if he did all that to retards who just leave their cart in the middle of the fucking aisle and block everything while they grope every single apple and orange to check for bruises he'd be my unironic hero.
Yeah, he's a confrontational sperg who does it for views, but he also does the world a service (albeit in a very retarded way).
What I'm saying is, it's complicated.

BTW TIL that shopping carts in the US are apparently unsecured in any way and anyone can just take them.

 

[Troonbolone Acetate]

“It’s called being a decent fucking person!”

The rallying cry of every tyrant! They say this about accepting troons too!

Anime PFP opinion invalid

 

[Lurker]

Because it can be taxing to deal with all that stuff and you can also just forget because you have things to do.

Any standard that assumes people are robots with perfect patience and self-awareness is doomed.

Also I am waiting to see proof this “hero” has confronted a single black person. Because I think he just bothers safe targets.

just sounds like you're using "muh kids" as an excuse to be a lazybones

always an excuse used by shitty parents who don't want to be responsible for their own behavior

 

[Berrakh]

Simply forgetting is the only real reason to leave a cart out. But otherwise it is just lazy.

I’ll say we met in the middle here.

those dont exist in my country so i don't really know, do these even sell real food? i thought they just have snacks like potato chips, coca cola and beer, like a gas station store

I mean no offense but I have to use you to make this point.
“There’s no way the dregs of society could live that way. It doesn’t make any sense!” is a bad bet!

 

[DumbDude43]

Yes. Ever wonder why the dregs of American Society are always fat? They live on a diet of Convenience store food.

i thought it was because of mcdonalds and especially because they drink gallons of coca cola and pepsi
but those sodas are definitely sold at convenience stores so yeah i can see how it relates to the fattening

 

[Super Guido]

i thought it was because of mcdonalds and especially because they drink gallons of coca cola and pepsi
but those sodas are definitely sold at convenience stores so yeah i can see how it relates to the fattening

7-11 has the "Big Gulp" size for drinks, which is fuck-huge and for megafats.

 

[Berrakh]

just sounds like you're using "muh kids" as an excuse to be a lazybones

always an excuse used by shitty parents who don't want to be responsible for their own behavior

I have a long stride so I return carts. I simply fight for the right of parents to not do all of society’s bitchwork.

Anime PFP opinion invalid

Me rn

 

[MG-34]

If you’re splitting hairs over using your precious free time to return a cart, something that is solely your responsibility to do, I can only wonder what incredible treasure you have decided to spend that extra 30 seconds on.

Kiwifarms, duh.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I have no investment in shopping carts or this guy's channel, but this thread is some grade-A concentrated hilarity. If his intention in creating the channel was to stir up shit everywhere he's mentioned, he absolutely nailed it. Primo trolling.

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[The Cunting Death]

It's threads like this that are a prime example of why I love the internet

 

[Chazzed Up]

To your first point, that's fair. I've been spoiled with very good grocery stores in my life and avoid Walmart and similar nog-tier retailers like the plague, but that's a luxury.

To the point about the weather, if a freak rainstorm hits while you're in the store that will drench you in under half-a-minute I'd be more sympathetic to leaving your cart out in the lot, but that is NEVER the case in any of his videos.

To your last point, I get what you're saying but this guy looks like such a weenie I doubt he could intimidate anything. That's part of what makes his shtick work. Clearly, nobody featured in any of his videos is frightened by him, just very irritated.

It's mostly specialty stores that don't have the returns, or freaking worse, they'll have them but they're right next to the entrance. As if that helps the people who need it the most, who had to park farther out. I try to conduct myself courteously since I've worked a lot of customer service myself, but there have been times when I'm sick or it's raining or something and I just am not gonna spend 5 more minutes returning a cart at a store with no cart return after overpaying for groceries that aren't full of microplastics.

 

[Pigtoad]

Has the cart narc guy ever been knocked on his ass? If there is a video of this, it would be very satisfying to watch. That guy is a pest.

 

[Lurker]

I have a long stride so I return carts. I simply fight for the right of parents to not do all of society’s bitchwork.

it was their choice to be parents. also, it takes maybe 30 seconds or less to put a fucking cart away, it is hardly an inconvenience. what were you going to do instead? sit in traffic?

also how do you "forget" the cart? how did you bring the food to your car? how do you somehow "forget" the giant fuck-off cart right next to your car that you'll have to actively avoid when leaving your parking spot?

 

[Johnston]

I'm conflicted on this one. On one hand, leaving the cart out for some employee to take care of is kind of based, but on the other hand it's the kind of shit only a nigger would do. I'm certainly not opposed to the idea of leaving the cart out, but I've never done it and when I see people do it I think they're pieces of shit

 

[Buckaroo]

those dont exist in my country so i don't really know, do these even sell real food? i thought they just have snacks like potato chips, coca cola and beer, like a gas station store

The ones in my area have hot chili, nacho cheese, and hot dogs under heat lamps along with various toppings. Personally, I wouldn't classify it as real food but it certainly looks like real food at a glance.

 

[mindlessobserver]

i thought it was because of mcdonalds and especially because they drink gallons of coca cola and pepsi
but those sodas are definitely sold at convenience stores so yeah i can see how it relates to the fattening

Can't use Benefit money at McDonalds. Honestly they would probably be skinnier if they could. Some stuff on the McDonalds menu is not that bad for you. Hell, the cheeseburger is actually pretty healthy if you take it out of the bun its in. But no, no restaurant food. Which means there is a choice between uncooked ingredients, or Hostess snacks. Keep in mind a large reason why these people are poor is because they are a combination of very low IQ and Lazy. Two things that don't trend well to being able to cook competently.

So when the choice is two iced Honey Buns and a 2 litre Coke for 8 dollars or Half a pound of Ground Beef and some String Beans for the same price, the choice is simple. They go for the Honey Buns. The cynical part of my brain (which at this point is 90% of it) says this is by design. The progressives want these people to die of coronaries, but not before they overload our healthcare system necessitating revolutionary change.

I WISH they could use their EBT at McDonalds. It would honestly be better for them. Healthier too.

 

[Berrakh]

it was their choice to be parents. also, it takes maybe 30 seconds or less to put a fucking cart away, it is hardly an inconvenience. what were you going to do instead? sit in traffic?

also how do you "forget" the cart? how did you bring the food to your car? how do you somehow "forget" the giant fuck-off cart right next to your car that you'll have to actively avoid when leaving your parking spot?

Actually we need parents. The rest of what you said is just autism imo.

Anyway, I challenged the Cart Cultists here to show me him confronting an actual groid. None has been provided. Ergo this does nothing to counter negrification like has been claimed. It is simply over.

 

[Pissmaster]

I've always put the cart back but now I'm not gonna anymore just to spite half this thread.

I might even take a little poop in there

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

This OP was not written by a whuiate man.