Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%

  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%

  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%
  • Total voters
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Toxinophile said:
Regardless of evidence, I feel these arguments still use the same reasonings. I'm not saying that face masks work, I'm saying that people believe that wearing a face mask is common courtesy, just like putting away shopping trolleys is as well.
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I know what you mean but nah, these things are justified by their purposes and whether or not they functionally fulfill those purposes, masking up doesn't work, putting carts away does. Grocery carts are a bigger pain to deal with than someone not wearing a chin diaper. If masking up really prevented the spread of respiratory diseases, the flu and tuberculosis would be extinct by now.
 
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Caesare said:
That's the issue. If you have to "troll" the heavily armed public for content, your content stinks and you are indeed a cow.
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Politely disagree. While Frank Hassle's content can border on fucking retarded and he has deserved an asskicking repeatedly I think the hot dog bit is one of the funniest things in internet history.
I just love spergouts and I have no shame about it.
It's the oldest form of reality television. Watching normal people react to absurd shit.
 
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Homer J. Fong said:
Politely disagree. While Frank Hassle's content can border on fucking retarded and he has deserved an asskicking repeatedly I think the hot dog bit is one of the funniest things in internet history.
I just love spergouts and I have no shame about it.
It's the oldest form of reality television. Watching normal people react to absurd shit.
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I'm not watching any of this. Just the idea of a grown man making siren noises with his mouth and calling people cutesy names makes me sick. I can judge this as heavily homosexual behavior without even watching a single second.
 
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If you've ever even bothered to look at elderly people, you'll recognize that they get tired after walking around the store. Sometimes they have to sit down in the middle of the shopping, sometimes their food will get warm as it waits to get back into refrigeration. It's not like this guy only targets young assholes, there's a video of him almost giving and elderly man a heart attack while he harasses him. The fact that he can get away with this indicates the genuine NEED for his thread, since he's a spoiled shithead who gets away with whatever he wants and, thusly, produces quintessential lolcow content. Do the right thing jannies, sequester the argument into AT and let OP stay to his diligent archiving.
 
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Over here we put money/tokens into our carts, so we tend to return them.

You can also often find some homeless or beggars to leave the cart with like 50c in it if you're lazy, so winwin imho

Guy found a grift and he's getting the views, so if you chimp out, it's kinda your fault. If he threw some shit at my car though, that would piss me off, so I'd draw the line there, probably
 
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IrrelevantJackDoe said:
He already makes siren noises with his mouth. His flamboyant and silly demeanor helps seal the trolling. "WHAT IF HE MADE THE VIDEO GAME NOISE" would just ruin the esthetic of a retard telling you to take your cart.
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Hard disagree.

Making mouth noises comes across as childish and low effort, doubly so if he's an adult.
If he is to troll, he better put some effort in.
 
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dzonatan said:
Hard disagree.

Making mouth noises comes across as childish and low effort, doubly so if he's an adult.
If he is to troll, he better put some effort in.
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Not every troll requires machiavellian efforts, sometimes the old way is best. Sometimes the simplest tool is the most versatile.
 
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Autism Spectroscopy said:
Over here we put money/tokens into our carts, so we tend to return them.
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This is how you actually solve the Cart Question.
If you are actually in a emergency scenario or extremely tired, 50¢ doesn't matter. If you're just a lazy argonian or khajit, you'll want that 50¢ to spend on skooma.
Toxinophile said:
Somebody could argue that not wearing a face would have been hazardous to someone else's health, at least back in 2020.
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Yes, and they'd be wrong, unless they're wearing an N95 mask.
Those cloth masks did jack shit at best or spread COVID faster at worst. We knew this before the pandemic hit America.
Even if you believed that masks could help, there shouldn't be any reason to crawl up someone's ass about wearing/not wearing a mask because it was at least sort of debatable.
A cart can ding your car. That should be common sense. No one can argue against it without looking like a retard.
 
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