Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[autistic dog]

It clearly does not bother the stores. If it did there is already existing technological solutions they could implement like Aldi did. The people who think themselves smug heros for putting a cart away are just as bad as people who don't put carts away.

 

[Hack for crack]

It clearly does not bother the stores. If it did there is already existing technological solutions they could implement like Aldi did. The people who think themselves smug heros for putting a cart away are just as bad as people who don't put carts away.

I can assure you an autistic man accosting your customers clearly bothers the store.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Don't supermarkets employ niggers and legit retards to collect carts around?

You are doing a favour to those people when you leave the cart anywhere because you give them a reason for their employment.

 

[LargeChoonger]

There is a third option. I have 73 carts at home

 

[TokiBun]

I am honored to be a part of the beginning of this spergtastic spergtest. Anyways put your cart back LAZY BONES

 

[Shitting_Dick_Nipples]

If you just leave your cart in the parking lot for other people to have to deal with you are a subhuman troglodyte. Simple as.

To me cart narc is cathartic because these types of people just go through life carelessly inconveniencing others at every turn, so fucking with them for a change is nice. That being said, I understand that this will absolutely not change the behavior of these types and probably makes it worse. To them, some dude fucking with them in an over the top manner makes them a victim and reinforces the notion that they dindu nuffin.

I don't even think being inconvenienced by someone else's cart being left in a parking spot or scratching their paint would change the behavior. In their world their reason for leaving the cart laying around is always legitimate and everyone else is just being a lazy retard by doing it.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Don't supermarkets employ niggers and legit retards to collect carts around?

You are doing a favour to those people when you leave the cart anywhere because you give them a reason for their employment.

Just a couple of points of clarification:

Usually it's the baggers who are in charge of the other maintenance/cleaning duties rather than a dedicated cart-grabber. Having been a bagger bitch myself as a teen I can say that you aren't helping them, you are actually taking away from what little downtime they are afforded.

The job is to get the carts from the corral, and would still be necessary even if people weren't lazy, entitled faggots.

Now, on the flip side to contradict what I said above:

When I was working as a bagger I worked for a douchebag who would literally have me cleaning shit that is already clean or that I literally just cleaned because the dumb faggot didn't understand employment and thought that if I wasn't doing something literally every second he was wasting money paying me even if it meant me doing something completely pointless or redundant. So I actually really appreciated people who left their carts all over the place because it gave me an excuse to take my sweet ass time walking as slowly as possible to grab them because wasting time grabbing stray carts was effectively the only real break I got.

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All in all this channel is hilarious to me because it's an autistic retard starting unnecessary confrontations with lazy assholes and no matter what the result of any given video is I get to laugh. The serious and heated debate on this thread is just the icing on the cake for me.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Don't supermarkets employ niggers and legit retards to collect carts around?

You are doing a favour to those people when you leave the cart anywhere because you give them a reason for their employment.

That's why when I'm at the store I just drop merchandise on the ground if I'm done looking at it, then say "you're welcome!" in an aggressive tone when an employee comes over to pick it up.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Don't supermarkets employ niggers and legit retards to collect carts around?

You are doing a favour to those people when you leave the cart anywhere because you give them a reason for their employment.

They employ the tards to collect them from the corrals. An uncorralled cart will roll and bang into someone's car and scratch the shit out of it. Not to mention they take up parking spaces. The cart tard will eventually get it but it is an inconvenience until they do. I will agree the cart Karen is a whingy bitch but if you don't put your cart back, you are a lazy ignorant asshole.

 

[Candida Auris]

Cart narc is a complete sperg but he exposes the subhuman filth that has infested our society.
People that don't have a medical reason for not returning a cart should be beaten with bats.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

Who gives a shit about whose job it technically is? That's not the point. People who inconvenience other people out of sheer laziness or shitty upbringing are terrible people who deserve to be publicly shamed. If you make a service workers job suck more than it already does than you are a douchebag. Leaving a shopping cart behind after you load your bags into the car is a sign of lazy selfishness and I hope the cart narc tazes you for it.

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

I think people like OP who are bothered by this guy need counseling, or at least an emotional support animal. I remember one of his videos where a lady started sperging out but then suddenly realized what was going on and told him, "You're funny."

However, any adult who goes on the Dr. Phil show, especially with their mother, is squarely in the cow category. I can promise you it will not end well for Sebastian. Sooner or later he'll be exposed for getting pegged, jerking off to fart porn or some other degenerate shit and his autistic cart videos will be an afterthought.

 

[Desktop User2]

I think people like OP who are bothered by this guy need counseling, or at least an emotional support animal

he´s angrily stickering every post till page 47. He´s a closeted cart narc.

 

[stun_edgelord]

The best part about putting the cart away is knowing lazybones don't know how to. It's important to remind lazybones that they aren't allowed anything good in life. They are allowed to have blocked parking spaces and scratched up cars, and that's about it.
Hey, that a pretty good cart centipede, not like a lazybones would know!

 

[Empresa is a rapist]

This guy is great. Just fucking with random people who don't return their carts. Real (((chosen one))) behavior to claim people are paid to clean up after your laziness and inconsiderate behavior.

 

[Cuban Pete]

The Cart Narc is being replaced by the Wigger Dollar Lock TM. In order to get a cart, you need to insert a dollar. In order to retrieve your dollar, you have to lock the cart to another cart. If you don't have a dollar, you're fucked. Drag the entire line of carts with you. If you don't want to lose a dollar, you have to find a cart and pair it up because they link to one another. Despite the minor inconvenience of not having a dollar, these locks are generally good for all of humanity. Never in my life have I ever seen a dollar inside of these.
You know some serious shit is going down in the area or in someone's life if someone has left their dollar alone.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Speaking as a former Cart Wrangler this man is the second coming of Jesus. Lazybones beware, the day of the Narc is near.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

I'm sure its been mentioned already but if not, behold anti lazy bone technology-

stores that waste enough resources on cart wrangling invest in this annoying bullshit. you have to pay to get a cart, and you are given your money back after returning it. usually it's only a quarter because that's enough to make the ape brain do what you want. it's a pain in the fucking ass and good luck if you need to do a quick shop on a day the apes have broken something.
imo shit like this, and park benches you can’t lay down on or ugly paint to defeat graffiti, is the real dystopian hellscape. everyone is "free" from social mores or rules to obey, and the walls of our collective pen are just built narrower and shittier to account for the lowest common denominator.

 

[kcbbq]

The Spartans would have returned their carts with a snappy salute, but it's very French to whine about carts not being returned. It's a conundrum, but snitches get stitches is the law.

 

[TaterBot]

Well, this guy is one of the most amusing characters to come along in awhile. It gives him something to do and he seems to like the attention, negative as it is. It's all pretty damned funny, actually.

Because shopping carts are ubiquitous and free to use, this marvelous metal apparatus is underrated and abused. We should appreciate them more. lol

My grandmother always put her cart in the cart corral, even in her wheelchair. Once she saw a /lazybones leave one in the lot and without saying a word, with a sad disappointed look on her face, she began to wrestle the cart back to the corral herself. Two men hurried over to help her before I could get out of the car. A worthy strategy, I think.