Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%

  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%

  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%
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My Earnest Opinions said:
with zero regard for the unspoken rules of human respect
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like the respect to show some basic fucking decency and put the cart in the coral?

oh wait the lazy bones doesn't consider that decency they consider it work. if the lazy bones was smart enough to realize breathing is work they'd stop doing it.
 
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Pig Boss said:
Left to my own devices I'd always put my cart back. Under the watchful gaze of this fag? I'd leave it wherever it's the least convenient. Fuck this guy, finger wagging prick.
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That is the most white suburban 'anarchist' thing I have ever heard.

Let's go hang at Hot Topic.
 
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Pig Boss said:
Left to my own devices I'd always put my cart back. Under the watchful gaze of this fag? I'd leave it wherever it's the least convenient. Fuck this guy, finger wagging prick.
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"left to my own devices i'd always put the shit in the toilet. Under the watchful gaze of an autistic janny? i'd smear it on the walls and throw it on the floor. Fuck that guy, finger wagging prick."

i don't know if you think this makes you sound cool or whatever but for most people it reads as "i'm a pathetic loser that's too scared by societal norms to just be one."
 
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R00T said:
"left to my own devices i'd always put the shit in the toilet. Under the watchful gaze of an autistic janny? i'd smear it on the walls and throw it on the floor. Fuck that guy, finger wagging prick."

i don't know if you think this makes you sound cool or whatever but for most people it reads as "i'm a pathetic loser that's too scared by societal norms to just be one."
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I just don't like being told to do what I was already going to do. I find it irritating so I rebuke. I'm not sorry.
 
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Pig Boss said:
I just don't like being told to do what I was already going to do. I find it irritating so I rebuke. I'm not sorry.
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Toddlers act that way.

Your point would be valid - if you didn't take advantage of the products and services the store provides.
"But I PAID"

There are social norms in place as well. You don't get to use the bathroom and take all the rolls of toilet paper.
You don't get to use the water fountain and break it off the wall.

Grow up. Or take a magnet.
 
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That video where the guy went zero BS mode and pulled the piece on him is perfect. It's hilarious, it's what we all expected, it's the ideal culmination of the entire series. Seconds from a Deus Ex Machina, transcending the imaginary and reality, in which the character is shot and the actor is killed. Sebastian should stop making videos now. Close this chapter of his life. Kill the Cart Narc persona. The Cart Narcs will never get any better after this clip.

And for me, the finest part of his whole shitshow, is how alien this whole problem is to me. Where I live the problem of stray carts is nonexistent. The only loose carts are few and far between, they get left only when the hobos or kids take them for a ride. And they end up everywhere but the shop parking lot.
 
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Norbert the Tiger said:
Regardless of where any one person stands in this weighty issue, Branca did a video commenting on that Texan who brandished a gun in a van. Petty interesting.


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TL;DR since the bug-eyed lawyer spends way too much time waffling on: In texas brandishing is not counted under use of deadly force, it's under a different penal code and basically the driver had the right to whip out his gun.
 
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ABE LINN COHN said:
That video just proves to me that lazybones should be shot on sight (in Minecraft). Quick to anger and violence. They're too dangerous to be kept alive.
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Total Lazybones Death
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Since the thread got bumped a little earlier, I thought I'd put in this in because Sebastian's "siren" always reminded me of it.

 
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