Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Festivus]

imagine the fucking pineapple on pizza crusader, running around making sure nobody taints their a pizza pie with the wretched fruit

A lot of restaurants in Europe flat out will not serve that so it kind of exists in a way. I honestly can't remember ever seeing it in Continental Europe so maybe they already have said Crusader, that is where Crusaders come from after all.

Edit: You really are a cunt

 

[Digital Spider]

imagine the fucking pineapple on pizza crusader, running around making sure nobody taints their a pizza pie with the wretched fruit

You say that like it's a bad thing. We could finally get rid of that hollandaise abomination Null calls a pizza.

I thought those little islands were purpose built so you can immobilize your carts and allow the next person to fetch one cart out of convenience. Why else would they bother putting islands with raised concrete edges in a utilitarian place like a parking lot?

Those are usually there to allow plants to grow. Even utilitarian places have need for shade that trees provide. How could you possibly think that's a place to put your cart?

 

[Unique User Name]

This thread is now at the bottom of featured and will fall off after today. It was an honor sperging with you all, lazybones or not. If there's a single takeaway, it should be that this thread deserved to be featured more than Cyrax being punched.

 

[The Nameless One]

this man is what happens when someone takes internet memes too far and bases their entire life around fighting for their honor

"haha people who dont return their carts are such assholes" is a reddit tier popupar-thing-to-say on par with "nokia strong" "pineapple on pizza bad" and "minecraft good", but some people just have nothing going on in their life besides actually fighting for those real world updoots

imagine the fucking pineapple on pizza crusader, running around making sure nobody taints their a pizza pie with the wretched fruit

The difference is that putting pineapple on pizza doesn't hurt anyone, while leaving your shopping cart in the middle of the path is antisocial, parasitic behavior. Also, pineapple on pizza is good and everyone should try it.

 

[Doseferatu]

Watching those videos and reading this thread has really opened my eyes.

I had no idea that people didn't return their carts and slip in a few lit fireworks.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

On a related matter, is this a man of culture with sophisticated taste, a deranged pervert, or hopeless romantic?

 

[Crimson Fucker Ţepeş]

this man is what happens when someone takes internet memes too far and bases their entire life around fighting for their honor

"haha people who dont return their carts are such assholes" is a reddit tier popupar-thing-to-say on par with "nokia strong" "pineapple on pizza bad" and "minecraft good", but some people just have nothing going on in their life besides actually fighting for those real world updoots

imagine the fucking pineapple on pizza crusader, running around making sure nobody taints their a pizza pie with the wretched fruit

I feel the same way about anti pitbull karens. That is peak reddit/twitter brain. The bite statistics are actually a lie and easily debunked with minimal effort.

 

[JamusActimus]

(((Seb Daskywicz))) looks like a retarded man getting paid pity bucks by Walmart to keep the carts in order.

Kinda inspiring actually.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I thought those little islands were purpose built so you can immobilize your carts and allow the next person to fetch one cart out of convenience. Why else would they bother putting islands with raised concrete edges in a utilitarian place like a parking lot?

It's landscape design and also allows you to meet greenspace requirements

 

[Netizennameless]

Yeah, lift up your waistband and show them your piece, niggertrash.

The guy is wearing a hi vis vest and has a gay little airplane wand and you want to escalate it to an armed standoff before he says a word; you're the reason we have licenses to carry in public.

first, it's not my problem if the existence of a handgun is intimidating to you. Second, you excluded the fact that he starts his encounter by running at people.

Third, since 2021 in Texas a license to carry is only useful to skip the background check when buying a firearm and to be reciprocated in other states that require a license to carry. There is no license requirement for either concealed carry or open carry in Texas.

Also: cope, seethe and dilate all you want. But you'll keep your distance anyway.

This thread has been illuminating. Dollars to donuts, the people who don't return their carts are also the people who leave chicken in the cereal aisle because they've decided they don't want it anymore, or the ones that use the on/off-ramp merge lanes to get 10 car lengths ahead in heavy traffic, ultimately making it that much harder for traffic to flow again.

Newsflash: you haven't discovered the cheat code to life; you're just an asshole who thinks their time is more important than everyone else's.

Statistically speaking, my time is more valuable than most of the people i encounter at the grocery store. Not that it matters in terms of being courteous.

The cart argument is stupid because the store pays people specifically to corral the carts. If the cart corralling is poor quality that's an issue for the business. Do you sperg out on other customers when the gas station bathroom is dirty?

 

[Shiawase]

Recently there was some big shopping cart rally/parade in Chi-town, and Agent Sebastian has kindly filmed part of this event for us.

He is an odd one, but his devotion to the carts is heartwarming.

 

[Digital Spider]

The cart argument is stupid because the store pays people specifically to corral the carts. If the cart corralling is poor quality that's an issue for the business. Do you sperg out on other customers when the gas station bathroom is dirty?

Do you go into the gas station bathroom and smear shit on the walls because "the store pays people to clean the bathroom"? If you do, someone should more than sperg out on you. There's a reason the corrals say to return the carts there. Not only does it make getting carts faster and easier for everyone. It also keeps them out of the way of cars.

 

[autistic dog]

A lot of restaurants in Europe flat out will not serve that so it kind of exists in a way. I honestly can't remember ever seeing it in Continental Europe so maybe they already have said Crusader, that is where Crusaders come from after all.

Edit: You really are a cunt

I thought that was just because pineapples cannot grow in that desolate wasteland?

 

[Synthetic Smug]

I only clicked on this thread to see if he had gotten stabbed yet. I'll check back.

 

[autistic dog]

Cart return cucks: Mr Beast is on your side but he has additional minimum wage level labor to ask of you! People who don't freshen up the shelves should be holocausted.

 

[Bob_]

first, it's not my problem if the existence of a handgun is intimidating to you. Second, you excluded the fact that he starts his encounter by running at people.

Third, since 2021 in Texas a license to carry is only useful to skip the background check when buying a firearm and to be reciprocated in other states that require a license to carry. There is no license requirement for either concealed carry or open carry in Texas.

Also: cope, seethe and dilate all you want. But you'll keep your distance anyway.

Statistically speaking, my time is more valuable than most of the people i encounter at the grocery store. Not that it matters in terms of being courteous.

The cart argument is stupid because the store pays people specifically to corral the carts. If the cart corralling is poor quality that's an issue for the business. Do you sperg out on other customers when the gas station bathroom is dirty?

I bet you don't bother parking between the lines either. Cause fuck it, you time is so valuable why bother straightening your vehicle up.

 

[Rickenbacker]

Narcing is cringe and gay and ruins the sanctity of the cart test! The cart question is meant to be a simple binary question that someone answers out of instant rather than deep thought. By introducing narcing into the question it adds outside influence to the next which can alter how someone would answer the question of returning the cart or not.

 

[LiquidKid]

Reminds me of an old video from 2009 or so when Guptil89(yes the Top 10 Hottest Sonic Characters guy) made a rant about people not returning their shopping carts,

In all honesty though, I feel like this guy is just trying to be e-famous and is exploiting a niche. He’s not like the autistic dude clearing storm drains,

Update: found said video. https://youtu.be/iX_gDAarc8w

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

If the guy also trolled people with bright ass headlights or shitty mufflers I'd give to his Patreon

 

[Crimson Fucker Ţepeş]

I feel the same way about anti pitbull karens. That is peak reddit/twitter brain. The bite statistics are actually a lie and easily debunked with minimal effort.

Pit bull is a collection of 4 different breeds to inflate statistics like they do with white people when they add Hispanics to inflate white on black hate crime. Only ine of these is actually called a pit bull. Over half of all "pit bull" bites have 0 percent dna from any of those 4 breeds. Over half of the ones that do have dna from one of them have less than 50% dna and are mutts not pitbulls. Prove me wrong you twitter brain reddit Karens.