Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[BobDayWalker]

I love that he is a passive aggressive cunt and admire him for his autistic dedication towards shopping cart placement and ability to cause chimpouts.

I don't disagree but god I get second hand pissed hearing this dude talk even if I agree with lazy fucks needing to return their carts.

 

[Mikoyan]

I put my carts away thank you very much.

I'm just shocked we haven't gotten a Liveleak exclusive video that ends with him choking on his own blood trying to get out "Weewoo, weewoo, that's not where the lead goes"

 

[Dr. Butt]

If he actually gave a shit then he wouldn't be filming.

 

[Unique User Name]

The lazybones in this thread can't help but mald about the existence of the cart narc and post about it. I wish I could custom tag posters, this would be a great place to find all the cart leaving niggers that post on the farms.

 

[Shardy Hernandez]

You can tell a lot about a person if they're a cart leaver. It stems from a bigger problem than just laziness. This is a person who is incapable of recursive behavior. There is no problem with leaving my cart in this parking spot, because there isn't a car there. Their mind can't conjure up a hypothetical scenario where this might inconvenience another human being later on.

Ask a cart leaver how they would have felt if they didn't eat breakfast yesterday. They'll simply respond by telling you they did have breakfast, and your question makes no sense. There is no internal monologue. There is no life behind those eyes. These people are not the same as you and me.

 

[Heathen_76]

So many dumb lazy niggers in this thread, bitching about doing a megacorpo's bidding by taking a cart back, or lacking the authority to call people out for not. When in fucking reality it's a common courtesy, so the cart doesn't run into someone else car and scratch the shit out of it when they were just trying to buy some toilet paper to wipe their ass. But this is 'murica, and so many useless shit stains think it's their god given right to be a lazy fucking dreg.

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

I don't get why you guys think this faggot is doing a service for the workers when all he's doing is driving away customers for an issue that has people hired specifically to do it. He's a clout chaser and no you will never be white for putting your carts back.

 

[Seora]

I guess carts in the US don’t have the coin incentive where you need to return your cart and connect it to get your coin back. I guess you could always let someone else collect it but then you’re being cucked out of money each time.

 

[SomethingFishi]

I love this dude. Fucking return your carts you fat lazy assholes. You can find him annoying, and that's fair, but think of what you get in return; rednecks and drunkards losing their shit over something as menial as returning a shopping cart.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I find it hard to feel sorry for these people even if they aren't just actors hired for the bit. How many shopping carts did they leave in other people's way that day? In a metaphorical sense as well, how many inconsiderate things did they do throughout the day that another person had to clean up?

I think this comes down to people going "if someone threw a magnet on my car I'd be mad as hell!" but you guys wouldn't be in that situation cause you'd bring your carts back right? Right?

 

[JT Marlin]

this entire thread is just people arguing about carts so instead of trying to moderate it i am moving it directly to mass debates and featuring it to decide once and for all if cart narcing is based or unbased.

Hey, wanted to let you know there's a double "is" in the featured content title for this thread. Thanks for your help in advance.

 

[LiquidKid]

Reminds me of an old video from 2009 or so when Guptil89(yes the Top 10 Hottest Sonic Characters guy) made a rant about people not returning their shopping carts,

In all honesty though, I feel like this guy is just trying to be e-famous and is exploiting a niche. He’s not like the autistic dude clearing storm drains,

 

[I don't like jews]

All is nigger

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I don't know. If a woman, a stranger, is upset and repeatedly shouting "leave me the fuck alone," you are not the good guy if you keep walking toward her, trying to start a conversation about one misplaced shopping cart, in hope that she will have a full-blown meltdown so that you can get more clicks on your Youtube channel. I think that clout-chasers shoving cameras in people's faces over minor bullshit, trying to provoke a chimpout, is a bigger societal menace than unreturned shopping carts. I hope he dies on the job.

Wishing death on the guy is pretty fucking gay and lame. Hate him all you want but on a scale of annoying to deserves death he rates a 3 at most. Out of 50

 

[Tilapia]

I think this comes down to people going "if someone threw a magnet on my car I'd be mad as hell!" but you guys wouldn't be in that situation cause you'd bring your carts back right? Right?

It's the principle! There are a lot of people who do shit that I do not like every single fucking day, but I do not believe that gives me the right to confront them with a camera in the most obnoxious way possible and throw shit at their car so that I can have a nice meltdown to upload to my YouTube channel for those sweet clicks.

 

[John Wesley Hardin]

this entire thread is just people arguing about carts so instead of trying to moderate it i am moving it directly to mass debates and featuring it to decide once and for all if cart narcing is based or unbased.

But is it based or cringe, dear feeder?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Some people ITT are really working hard for a pink triangle of shame.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

It's the principle! There are a lot of people who do shit that I do not like every single fucking day, but I do not believe that gives me the right to confront them with a camera in the most obnoxious way possible and throw shit at their car so that I can have a nice meltdown to upload to my YouTube channel for those sweet clicks.

Would you feel bad for magnet guy if he got hurt?

 

[mush mouth bong bitch]

making claims of "big i" vs "little i" internet, yet can't correct his own featured posts' grammar.

 

[MeltyTW]

What's funny is they have all the time to argue with the guy, but not expend the little energy needed to return the cart

Being a higher level karen to deflect all the excuses doesn't mean she 'won', especially when he just ninjas a magnet at the end

..... its a white trash parking lot argument over a shopping cart, of course they didnt win. its just funny that he uses a certain set of points to endlessly attack people and they just evaporate. yeah an employee now still has to get the cart but alot of the more serious shit they negated. like if you stir people into furious anger calling them fatasses who you can outrun by just walking backwards (even if its true or especially when its true) i think them just hearing him out on how it could damage vehicles and moving it somewhere safer, albeit to spite him not in the correct position. while furious is reasonable end to these kind of things.

i dont think its reasonable to stir people up and then just refuse to accept anything other than them bowing before you and being lead by the ear in their diapers to be a good lil boy. like what is he harassing people for at this point in this video? "fuck you bitch, ughhh fuck fine ill move it somewhere safer but fuck you im not doing exactly what you told me to" an angry sentiment an employee having to move one cart.

Hey, wanted to let you know there's a double "is" in the featured content title for this thread. Thanks for your help in advance.

"null, hey null, null. sir, sir! thats not where the 'is' goes" hey sir!