Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%
  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%
  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%

  • Total voters
    2,117
Seriously though, just put fucking coin locks on them, like most eurofag countries do, and this issue would disappear overnight. Even if all you have are your worthless quarters, all the leftover carts would be tidily put back by a horde of druggies and menials who want every penny they can get heir hands on. It's a self-sufficient system.
 
I do understand the frustration that people get with this kind of guy, it feels like he lack a sense of proportion in regards to his actions and motivations like a true subhuman, even if he is playing a character it is just "pretending to be a retard" kind of idiocy. It should just be like "Hey, leaving your cart here is bad!", "Ok, I will put it back!" and if they say no then he should say "Ok, bye it is not good to leave it here by the way!" or put it back and pull his weight since he is such a good and dedicated boi, like that one kid in school that tells the teacher every bad thing that the other students did.

Someone autistic enough should bait him and fuck around with him and be very mean and see what happens next, a true autismo battle. If that didn't happened already, it should. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
 
If a poor, vulnerable woman is genuinely frightened by this scrawny little douche in a hi-vis vest brandishing magnets she would lock herself in her car and call the police, or she would pull out her pepper spray and blast him in the face. She would not stand out in the middle of the parking lot and engage in a verbal altercation with him.

Assuming that anyone, ever, has been genuinely intimidated by said scrawny little douche, I would bet money he immediately shuts off the camera and de-escelates out of self-preservation. We just never see that happen because he would never post a video where that happens.

A woman literally did blast him in the face with pepper spray in one of his videos and he posted it anyway.

I do not think that it sets a good precedent to tell men that it is okay to harass women in public and that a woman does not find them intimidating unless they are locking themselves in their car or macing them. A "leave me alone" should suffice unless it's important. I do not think a misplaced shopping cart is important.
 
A woman literally did blast him in the face with pepper spray in one of his videos and he posted it anyway.

I do not think that it sets a good precedent to tell men that it is okay to harass women in public and that a woman does not find them intimidating unless they are locking themselves in their car or macing them. A "leave me alone" should suffice unless it's important. I do not think a misplaced shopping cart is important.
Lol I haven't seen that one but good, that's funny.

Again, you can just fucking leave. He is not preventing anyone from leaving the situation. This is fucking gay and retarded.

Like, have any of you cart-leavers been to a big city? A crazy person comes up to you and starts talking about shopping carts. Do you A: ignore them and leave or B: continue to engage with them?

This is not that difficult.
 
This guy is a tard who picks fights for clicks and he deserves anything that comes his way - but what kind of asshole just leaves their cart in the fucking street? if you can go out of your way to not put something where it belongs, you can do the 9 second legwork it takes to walk over to the correct location they go in. Your telling me you can hike all around the store but won't walk to the cart drop-off? Your Mother.
 
Lol I haven't seen that one but good, that's funny.

Again, you can just fucking leave. He is not preventing anyone from leaving the situation. This is fucking gay and retarded.

Like, have any of you cart-leavers been to a big city? A crazy person comes up to you and starts talking about shopping carts. Do you A: ignore them and leave or B: continue to engage with them?

This is not that difficult.

When people try to leave he throws shit at their car in an effort to lure them out of their car and upset them again!

I dislike when crazy people approach me in the parking lot. I ignore them but I am on high alert. Just because I'd handle the situation differently than any given woman in his videos does not make his behavior OK.
 
This is an interesting moral quandry, but if I recall the Shopping Cart Theory correctly, the whole reason it's a conundrum is because nobody actually forces you to do it.
Seb is interfering with the natural order of the perceived issue in the name of personal ethics. That's how the kind of vegans who want to make natural predators like cheetahs and other carnivorous animals into vegan creatures think.
Anyways, you're all autistic and holy fuck calm down and laugh at the autist.
 
The real lolcows are the ones we meet along the way.

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It's really telling how many of these people immediately fall back on some kind of illness/disability to excuse their laziness. Hey, maybe the guy shouldn't keep putting stickers on people's cars but a vast majority totally overreact to him. So many cry assault and harassment the second he inconveniences them, as if them leaving carts out isn't an equal inconvenience to what he does when he initially starts on someone.ing

I really LOLed at the woman in "Throwing Arm." She apparently didn't realize you can be both a lazybones and disabled. When you know people like this IRL it feels good to see them get told off.
Watch the video again. She initially agreed to comply with his request. Instead of saying thank you or I appreciate that, he insulted her, then she rightly told him to go fuck himself.

Note he always claims to want a polite conversation while insulting people. Passive aggressive behavior par excellence.
People are assuming the guy chimps out at everyone he sees with an unreturned shopping cart, but Sebastian actually treats people who return their cart very civilly. He even returns carts when he fails to convince them to.

No. The woman in the assault video I posted initially agreed, but then he insulted her, and then she rightly told him to fuck off, with a lot more happening after that.
Nigger you can just get in your car and leave. He isn't doing mid-level violence, he's being gay at you. Laugh and drive away.

Again, if the reason for leaving the cart is you're sick or in a hurry the last thing you should care about is some cart nerd squawking at you.

It takes two to tango, people
The magnets can damage a paint job, either because if dust on the car surface or dust on the underside of the magnet. He still has no right to do that, especially after being told not to.
What's funnier is the people who *know* that all he's adding to their cars are harmless magnets. They're the ones that get even more pissed
No. See above.
A woman literally did blast him in the face with pepper spray in one of his videos and he posted it anyway.

I do not think that it sets a good precedent to tell men that it is okay to harass women in public and that a woman does not find them intimidating unless they are locking themselves in their car or macing them. A "leave me alone" should suffice unless it's important. I do not think a misplaced shopping cart is important.
I think you are talking about the video I posted. Unfortunately he ran off before she could get him. I dig her moxie.
I do wish her husband was trailing behind her (she is wearing a ring,). And that's just one reason why this is foolish. What if a person or a person's spouse is a Marine with PTSD? Even if not, he is antagonizing and pestering a wife and mother.
 
This guy vaguely reminds me of Fedsmoker. He's acting like a lolcow himself but it's the response he gets from other people chimping out at him that is the funniest part. Imagine being unhinged enough to scream at someone for 5 minutes in public because they said you have "lazy bonesitis" lmfao
 
This guy is such a chode that I searched videos of shopping carts getting destroyed/misused and made a comp to smite him.


Videos are links instead of embeds because KiwiFlare is having a bit of difficulty sneeding right now.

Kids put shopping cart in front of freight train:


Crackhead leaves hopping cart in front of railroad crossing. Cart is crushed under freight train:


Classic video of a train hitting a cart from the engineer's perspective:


Guy throws shopping cart into woman's car rear windshield:


Middle schoolers throw shopping cart off bridge:



Throwing shopping cart off railroad trestle bridge:



Kids throw shopping cart off bridge into harbor:



Old lady tries to take shopping cart down escalator, takes tumble:



Throwing shopping cart off a cliff:



Kids throw one of those big carts from Home Depot off a loading dock:



Guy throws another shopping cart off a fucking cliff:
 
I do understand the frustration that people get with this kind of guy, it feels like he lack a sense of proportion in regards to his actions and motivations like a true subhuman, even if he is playing a character it is just "pretending to be a retard" kind of idiocy. It should just be like "Hey, leaving your cart here is bad!", "Ok, I will put it back!" and if they say no then he should say "Ok, bye it is not good to leave it here by the way!" or put it back and pull his weight since he is such a good and dedicated boi, like that one kid in school that tells the teacher every bad thing that the other students did.

Someone autistic enough should bait him and fuck around with him and be very mean and see what happens next, a true autismo battle. If that didn't happened already, it should. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I think the big grievance is those faggy magnets he throws on stranger's cars. Random weirdos making police horn noises at a supermarket parking lot are usually druggies or homeless people and most people don't want those types of people touching their cars or putting crap on their property.
 
When people try to leave he throws shit at their car in an effort to lure them out of their car and upset them again!
I've addressed this in a previous post, suffice it to say its the only thing he does that I think borderline crosses a threshold. Even so, its just a fucking magnet. The instant you identify that its just a fucking magnet is the instant you stop caring, unless you're driving around a freshly-detailed beemer or something and the magnet somehow someway caused some damage to it. In which case, why the fuck are you driving to walmart in such a nice car?

The thing with the car stuff is that cars get dinged and scratched as a matter of normal use. You cannot expect a car to remain pristine if you're driving it around on the roads and to shops. A piece of gravel from a dumptruck can just as easily ding your precious paint job. So I really even find the magnet issue to be mostly cope from the cart-leavers and I don't have much sympathy for it. The magnet is going to do so little to it compared to any of the other hazards that will inevitably damage your car that I just don't care. Leave your porsche in the garage or drive something more practical.
 
Seriously though, just put fucking coin locks on them, like most eurofag countries do, and this issue would disappear overnight. Even if all you have are your worthless quarters, all the leftover carts would be tidily put back by a horde of druggies and menials who want every penny they can get heir hands on. It's a self-sufficient system.
Junkies don't return carts. They steal them.
That coin is easily reclaimed with a set of bolt cutters.
 
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