Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%
  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%
  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%

  • Total voters
    2,117
Because it's fucking funny.

Now the real question is would Fatrick return the cart, or does he say "No, child. I will not return the cart"?
I’m sure if it was a “right-wing” place like Home Depot or Lowe’s, or bass pro shop, he doesn’t return the carts, as his little pedestrian way of rebelling.
 
He confronts people when their brains are turned off. I'm surprised he's survived this long. I'd think at least one of the zombies would have run his ass over by now, even by accident.

I wonder if deep down he might be suicidal.

People saying they want to see the death video are idiots. Who would post it? He's not doing these live.

I'm a former cart wrangler. A manager tried to make me quit by assigning me to just doing cart duty. I loved it. I didn't have to mop or really even deal with customers.
People absolutely have their brains shut off in the parking lot.

As to shopping carts being some sort of litmus test of humanity? Fuck that noise.
For the record, I always put my cart back, but I intentionally park by the cart coral. Ironically, it's the place your car is least likely to get hit by carts because of the guard rails. And the space tends to be empty because people think the opposite is true.
 
I do think Seb is a sperg, but he is doing great justice by calling out lazy faggots that feel entitled to leave their carts everywhere for other people to pick up. I can't really hate the guy for doing the right thing.
This is Karen behaviour on display by the guy
 
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After you asked three times now for someone to show you a video where Cpt. Cart Narc confronts an actual groid: it's in the OP.

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Nigger, I already acknowledged it. And I asked for real hood rats. Not just any melanated individual. Also note the plural (other posters have posted more and I said I was more convinced by that).
The fact retards have clung to the shopping cart question because it’s a simplistic thing to grasp is why it’s dumb anyway
 
For the record, I always put my cart back, but I intentionally park by the cart coral. Ironically, it's the place your car is least likely to get hit by carts because of the guard rails. And the space tends to be empty because people think the opposite is true.
Fellow cart-corral adjacent-parking Chad detected and acknowledged
 
I don't understand. Is this an American thing? I live in South America and we never pay attention where we leave the carts. Nobody here complains about that, not even the employees.
European countries make you add a coin to your cart you get back once you return it to the proper location.

Asian countries just visably shame you for not doing it.
 
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I don't understand. Is this an American thing? I live in South America and we never pay attention where we leave the carts. Nobody here complains about that, not even the employees.
This is because the white colonists didn’t take care of business back in the day like the English colonists did with the natives here.
 
Nigger, I already acknowledged it. And I asked for real hood rats. Not just any melanated individual. Also note the plural (other posters have posted more and I said I was more convinced by that).
The fact retards have clung to the shopping cart question because it’s a simplistic thing to grasp is why it’s dumb anyway
The mother fucker did it in Detroit. Is that hood enough for you?

 
NGL, this one has me supporting both cali-cart-fag and the guy who's eventually going to brutalize the fuck out of him.

On the one hand, courteous people take the cart to the cart rack (of which there are usually many in any given lot), on the other hand this guy sounds like a bitch and hopefully he'll die like a bitch for our viewing pleasure.

>inb4 MATI.

Not MATI, just fuck niggers who leave their carts wherever, and fuck this guy with a rusty screw driver in particular.

Also @Lady Rackets Ass did nothing wrong, and is 100% right, and I'm not just saying that cause everyone here wants her tuchus planted firmly on their face. Definitely not.
 
You're a goofball if you think this channel goes beyond agitating people and filming their reactions. Sebastian is playing a character, and posts these videos because they get views. This has nothing to do with shopping carts. He's Frank Hassle working under a thin veneer of morality.

Also, if you don't return your cart, you're brown. Go change your smoke alarm battery, faggot.
 
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