Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Skint]

All this effort-posting about the cart dilemma is great

 

[MLV199]

Hello here to assert my opinion no one asked for on a fresh account.

The Cart Narc is amusing, Rather or not you take your cart back I think you shouldn't hate him for his existence alone it's just raw content. He runs around bugging people for leaving their carts out, and his tactics have changed throughout the years. I love it- and albeit his accents are gay and stupid at times, it's still amusing content in honesty.

His cartoons have never been funny but I do find it funny to watch people bash him, or throw stuff at him and all he does is come back like a pesky fly, or mosquito. Unfortunately a few of his older videos seem to be removed, but I recall thoroughly his antics as he's gone on.

He used to do the "Pit maneuver" in which he would take the cart the person left, and put it behind their car. This would be the first time I could say you're probably right in calling him a nuisance. There was one video recorded where they just backed up into it, that causes all kinds of car damage on top of legal trouble. Obviously narc is in the wrong here. I guess clearly legal matters saw this as the same, because all instances were removed from his channel. I did find one instance on the Woody Show however.

The other thing he did was the "Lazy Bone" which was around 2021 I think. The Lazy bone was just a plastic bone sculpture on a suction cup & string, he would put this on someones car window- well plastic bone banging on a car... And then the person takes it and flings it about- all sorts of possible damage here. Cart narc again, in the wrong. You can see someone deal with this right here.

There was another one which was a suction cup "flag" that essentially called them a Lazy bones. Much like the bone itself, I think the flag was retired for legal matters much like everything else, because the person would take it off and fling it, well that's a metal flag flying around to scratch peoples cars. I haven't seen him use this in a long while either. Someone almost hits a passing truck with said flag here.

The most recent incantation of this has spurred into giant oversized magnets, of course- just like the smaller magnets but huge. You can see him fling this massive magnet onto someones car here.

All and all, I think the narc is pretty amusing. Does he do it for the Carts? Well I doubt, to some capacity. He is from the Woody Show and even has "Merch" This is a gimmick, but an amusing one. He isn't the good guy, he's the agitator. I think that's what's most important to understand here. The Narc shames you for not taking your cart back, but on top of that wants you to get angry, because it's free content. Regardless, I find both sides amusing. People should take their carts back, but a smart person doesn't just start arguments with people for not doing it. They take it back, and be quiet.

 

[Tilapia]

I don't know. If a woman, a stranger, is upset and repeatedly shouting "leave me the fuck alone," you are not the good guy if you keep walking toward her, trying to start a conversation about one misplaced shopping cart, in hope that she will have a full-blown meltdown so that you can get more clicks on your Youtube channel. I think that clout-chasers shoving cameras in people's faces over minor bullshit, trying to provoke a chimpout, is a bigger societal menace than unreturned shopping carts. I hope he dies on the job.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

All this effort-posting about the cart dilemma is great

Yes, and I love that people have mentioned cart culture in their countries and we have had former cart collectors share their experiences. Kiwifarms stay informative and entertaining!

 

[SentinentCloud]

This thread its one of the funniest spergouts i ever seen in this forum

We are reaching dangerous levels of autism

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Sebastian is playing a character, and posts these videos because they get views.

Yeah this is like your typical shlemazel/schlemiel type bit

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Why the fuck is this featured?

What, do you want some gay vtuber shit featured? This is the conversation America needs to have, and I'm proud Null's site is a front in the battle against the behavioral browning of America.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I just want to say that I regret saying this and I won't be saying this to anyone in the future. It was dumb.

But I am a lefty and voted for the corpse.

 

[John Wesley Hardin]

Also, if you don't return your cart, you're brown. Go change your smoke alarm battery, faggot.

Lol this is really fucking funny, especially because I changed my smoke alarm batteries over the weekend, but that’s particularly because I see a lot of house fires around here.

 

[Kinoplex Robert]

Sometimes I take other people's carts back for them just to build up some credit incase I ever encounter the narc

 

[whatever I feel like]

Just watched the one if him having a gun drawn on him. I am laughing uncontrollably. Thanks thread.

 

[Pringles Can]

In history we have had many great heroes, but none as powerful as the cart narc army. They truly are the final boss of the super market.

 

[DickCheeseEarCheeseBeyond]

I understand if he doesn't want to bring a gun or lethal weapon with him, but he should at least get some kind of Pepper Spray or Stun Gun. Like either a can of Mace or one of those Pistols that shoot balls of pepper spray.

My opinion on whether or not he's doing the right thing is irrelevant and most of you guys probably don't care, but I seriously think he should have some kind of protection if he's gonna put himself in the throws of wild nignogs and fat karens.

 

[Sundae]

Return cart, or return to monke. The choice is yours.

Bruh I would love to be a monkey

 

[zionlion1488]

I don't know about you retards but I don't even think about this when I go to the store. I usually do put the cart back but I don't care one way or the other. This idea that this is such a big deal is pretty ridiculous. I feel like the only ones who rage about this type of shit are retirees and NEETs. The rest of us are too busy to even give a fuck about shopping carts.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I don't know. If a woman, a stranger, is upset and repeatedly shouting "leave me the fuck alone," you are not the good guy if you keep walking toward her, trying to start a conversation about one misplaced shopping cart, in hope that she will have a full-blown meltdown so that you can get more clicks on your Youtube channel. I think that clout-chasers shoving cameras in people's faces over minor bullshit, trying to provoke a chimpout, is a bigger societal menace than unreturned shopping carts. I hope he dies on the job.

If a poor, vulnerable woman is genuinely frightened by this scrawny little douche in a hi-vis vest brandishing magnets she would lock herself in her car and call the police, or she would pull out her pepper spray and blast him in the face. She would not stand out in the middle of the parking lot and engage in a verbal altercation with him.

Assuming that anyone, ever, has been genuinely intimidated by said scrawny little douche, I would bet money he immediately shuts off the camera and de-escelates out of self-preservation. We just never see that happen because he would never post a video where that happens.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

put the fart back

haha lol where do you put it??

 

[MetalOwls]

I don't know. If a woman, a stranger, is upset and repeatedly shouting "leave me the fuck alone," you are not the good guy if you keep walking toward her, trying to start a conversation about one misplaced shopping cart, in hope that she will have a full-blown meltdown so that you can get more clicks on your Youtube channel. I think that clout-chasers shoving cameras in people's faces over minor bullshit, trying to provoke a chimpout, is a bigger societal menace than unreturned shopping carts. I hope he dies on the job.

He pretty much leaves you alone if you return the cart, or politely ask him to do it for them. The entertainment inevitably comes because karens rather triple down and scream over walking 10 feet and admitting defeat.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

They're rare, but they're around. I don't remember them ever being common, but I'd imagine they're even less so nowadays with how popular credit cards are, so most people don't just have a quarter bouncing around in their pockets.

You only ever see them around here at Aldi, which is a European chain.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Why the fuck is this featured?

Because its funny.

What's funny about this thread is you can CLEARLY tell who puts their carts back and who doesn't.

Look, we all know that 88% of Carts left abandoned in the parking lot or in a public park somewhere are done by just 14% of the population. But that is no excuse for demonizing an entire group of people. Frankly I am not offended by them at all, for they like any animal are acting in accordance to their nature.

No, I am offended by the people who should KNOW better, but decide to act like the animals anyway. They are traitors to their kind. While the animal deserves sympathy and maybe some mild training, the traitor deserves only death.