Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%
  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%
  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%

  • Total voters
    2,117
Watch the video again. She initially agreed to comply with his request. Instead of saying thank you or I appreciate that, he insulted her, then she rightly told him to go fuck himself.

Note he always claims to want a polite conversation while insulting people. Passive aggressive behavior par excellence.

No. The woman in the assault video I posted initially agreed, but then he insulted her, and then she rightly told him to fuck off.

The magnets can damage a paint job, either because if dust on the car surface or dust on the underside of the magnet. He still has no right to do that, especially after being told not to.

No. See above.

I think you are talking about the video I posted. Unfortunately he ran off before she could get him. I dig her moxie.
I do wish her husband was trailing behind her (she is wearing a ring,). And that's just one reason why this is foolish. What if a person or a person's spouse is a Marine with PTSD?

You act like one exception automatically refutes all the other times he pleasantly got people to return their shopping carts. You dont even have to return the cart sometimes if you're interesting and talk to him long enough


Obnoxious? Maybe. But if you're unironically trying to claim magnets will somehow damage paint, you're more fussy pussy than tiger
 
The thing with the car stuff is that cars get dinged and scratched as a matter of normal use. You cannot expect a car to remain pristine if you're driving it around on the roads and to shops. A piece of gravel from a dumptruck can just as easily ding your precious paint job.

The people driving dumptrucks actually have Real Fucking Jobs though and any damage to your car they cause is usually an accident.

This, by contrast, is a man who does not have a real job and is purposely throwing shit at people's cars in order to get a rise out of them.
 
You act like one exception automatically refutes all the other times he pleasantly got people to return their shopping carts. You dont even have to return the cart sometimes if you're interesting and talk to him long enough


Obnoxious? Maybe. But if you're unironically trying to claim magnets will somehow damage paint, you're more fussy pussy than tigera
If you think I am keeping some sort of tabulation on the times when he decent gracious and the tines he is an obnoxious cunt who should get a Rodney King style beating, you're out of your mind. Know that he incident with the woman in the truck is by no means an isolated incident.
 
If you think I am keeping some sort of tabulation on the times when he decent gracious and the tines he is an obnoxious cunt who should get a Rodney King style beating, you're out of your mind. Know that he incident with the woman in the truck is by no means an isolated incident.

Ive followed Cart Narcs long enough to tell you that your video is more an exception than a pattern.

You tell me you return carts, but something tells me you're a grumpy lazybones deep down

Edit: if you arent bothered to show me receipts, you're going to have to take my word for it too then. Im not doing the work for you, lazybones
 
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I don't know. If a woman, a stranger, is upset and repeatedly shouting "leave me the fuck alone," you are not the good guy if you keep walking toward her,

I do not think that it sets a good precedent to tell men that it is okay to harass women in public
Who knew the pussy pass also extended to not taking your carts back? Fuck off lazybones.
 
I normally always return my shopping cart to make life a little easier for the wagies and keep the parking lot uncluttered. Sometimes I’ll give my cart to someone on their way into the store.

But this thread has brought up some interesting points.

Now I’m thinking about going beyond leaving my cart in a random location. Perhaps the real move is to simply walk off with the shopping cart.

-this does not clutter the parking lot
-this does not make life harder for the wagies because there is no cart to clean up.

Perhaps I should start a vlog where I steal carts. I could show the interesting places that I leave them, like the bus stop for homeless people to use, the thicket of woods behind the strip mall, the median of the road, a busy railroad track, or the local reservoir as a habitat for fish.

Yeah I’m thinking this mass debate has swayed me.
Learn how to repair them and sell them back to the stores for a profit. Then when they buy replacement carts, steal those to sell back and earn an even bigger profit.
 
I don't know if I hate this guy for being a passive aggressive cunt or admire him for his autistic dedication towards shopping cart placement and ability to cause chimpouts
I love that he is a passive aggressive cunt and admire him for his autistic dedication towards shopping cart placement and ability to cause chimpouts.
 
Interesting tid bits in his cruddy couple video:
All of his usual excuses to harass people fall flat

1, "youre making employees you dont know go through hell!"
"yeah well actually our family works at this store we know these people"

2. "did you know leaving this cart loose here could damage property? you say im doing that to your truck with no proof yet here you are"
they seem to genuinely not know their cart could do that, eventually realize even while angry that hes right on that point and moves it in an area cars shouldnt be driving in, negating that point but he persists even though the cause is now basically just going against people who were upset at him because they werent nice to him.

edit even going with lame excuses to continue like "oh well now gravel's going to be caught in the wheels. you people complain about that" such a non issue at this point and he doesnt even have proof they complain about such things
 
The people driving dumptrucks actually have Real Fucking Jobs though and any damage to your car they cause is usually an accident.

This, by contrast, is a man who does not have a real job and is purposely throwing shit at people's cars in order to get a rise out of them.
Alright, so mainly you're just offended on principle. He's an annoying little man with a youtube channel and if he so much as displaces a single spec of paint on your car it will bother you more than if an icicle slides off the roof of a semi and smashes through your windshield. I don't agree with you and find your position more than a bit silly, but I at least understand where you're coming from and why you refuse to see reason. Not much more can be said here.

Also thank you Null for pinning this thread, its been too fun.
 
Alright, so mainly you're just offended on principle. He's an annoying little man with a youtube channel and if he so much as displaces a single spec of paint on your car it will bother you more than if an icicle slides off the roof of a semi and smashes through your windshield. I don't agree with you and find your position more than a bit silly, but I at least understand where you're coming from and why you refuse to see reason. Not much more can be said here.

Also thank you Null for pinning this thread, its been too fun.

Show me where I mentioned paint?? I personally don't give a fuck about my car's paint job but I do give a fuck if people are throwing magnets on it while I am in the car and cannot read what the magnet says, just to be dickheads.
 
Interesting tid bits in his cruddy couple video:
All of his usual excuses to harass people fall flat

1, "youre making employees you dont know go through hell!"
"yeah well actually our family works at this store we know these people"

2. "did you know leaving this cart loose here could damage property? you say im doing that to your truck with no proof yet here you are"
they seem to genuinely not know their cart could do that, eventually realize even while angry that hes right on that point and moves it in an area cars shouldnt be driving in, negating that point but he persists even though the cause is now basically just going against people who were upset at him because they werent nice to him.

edit even going with lame excuses to continue like "oh well now gravel's going to be caught in the wheels. you people complain about that" such a non issue at this point and he doesnt even have proof they complain about such things

What's funny is they have all the time to argue with the guy, but not expend the little energy needed to return the cart

Being a higher level karen to deflect all the excuses doesn't mean she 'won', especially when he just ninjas a magnet at the end
 
Throwing magnets on someone's car and getting up in their face, this is gonna end exactly the way i hope it does, i wanna see this guy shot and bleeding out.
When that day comes, I'm going to pour myself a glass of wine, pop a bag of popcorn, and enjoy the video (I hope it gets recorded). Might even pleasure myself to it (I can use the popcorn butter as lube).
 
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