Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

It’s a cart bro let the beaners and niggers who get paid to do that shit put it back

idc what u say about nigs but leave the spicarinos out of it!

I understand that the majority of the pro-return posters here are low wage low IQ workers. For them it might make sense to return their own carts, clean public restrooms, tidy and stock the shelves themselves. However for the rest of us this is simply a misallocation of skilled labor. Every second we spend doing menial labor to support a grocery chains profits is time we are not performing high value contributions to society or even worse it is eating into our work life balance. That can have catastrophic consequences such as failed rocket launches, delayed product releases, or even losses of millitary engagements.

We are correctly focusing our advanced abilities into things that your cart returning selves simply cannot do instead. I understand some of you lowly spics, hicks, and niggers take great pride in your automobiles and could take great offense to the possibility of them being damaged but without us combustion engines and precision engineered vehicles wouldn't even be possible.

If you see me leave a cart out go ahead and put it away for me as is fitting of those of your station.

TYFYS

 

[Nigor]

Someone has probably said exactly what I am about to say, but this seems like a decent idea just done by the wrong guy. I'd like to see someone who isn't clearly looking to create conflict 9 times out of 10 do this, like just go up to people and ask if they forgot to put back their cart. Although I suppose that type of person wouldn't also record it and post it online for wholesome good boy Internet points

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Why are all people with sebastian in their name raging faggots? Cart nark, Linus, the list fucking goes on.

If the list goes on and on why did you only name two?

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I wonder if there was a guy in India who went around *WEEP WEEP SKEETILY WEEP WOOP* "That's not where the poo goes" there would be melanated individuals this enraged by it.

>he doesn't know
https://www.hindustantimes.com/delh...ath-instead/story-qicMfDJFG4RGbhshyK6JVO.html
https://archive.ph/wHJfG

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

I agree with @internet friend, this sounds like really high quality entertainment.

I also enjoy this idea because their clothes are different from my clothes.

 

[Secret Messages]

He’s kind of annoying but I’m gonna have to say he’s based just because he makes fun of fat people who can’t catch him because they’re fat and zoomers could really use a role model like that.

Also most of his victims are tough guy low iq boomers and honestly I really don’t care how flimsy the pretense is for humiliating those kinds of people, it’s funny to see them actually have to follow up on their gay chest-puffing for the first time in their life and being totally helpless against one skinny metrosexual queer. “Boy if you put that magnet on my truck one more time... Alright, that’s it motherfu-“ *huff* *puff* *cough* *dies from heart attack*

edit: i also hate niggers

 

[Crimson Fucker Ţepeş]

I just put it in the closest cart rack or prop up on a curb so it doesn't roll into someone's car.

 

[MG-34]

I just put it in the closest cart rack or prop up on a curb so it doesn't roll into someone's car.

I thought those little islands were purpose built so you can immobilize your carts and allow the next person to fetch one cart out of convenience. Why else would they bother putting islands with raised concrete edges in a utilitarian place like a parking lot?

 

[oramge cat]

You sound more like a black cat than an orange one.

Orange cats are actually the unchill crazy ones of the cat races. But I've always thought of this argument as irrelevant when it's less about contributing to society and more about contributing to Walmart's bottom line. If this was like, some little hood grocery store in one location I'd support cart narcing. But I would prefer to clean up carts than cashier or or clean toilets at Walmart. It's a paid cig break!

I can't believe this is even an argument, I'm pretty sure it's just retarded Amerifats and 3rd worlders who oppose it. It's probably an urbanite thing too, where they think they don't have to care about anybody except themselves and their own day.

It's just a common courtesy - do you litter trash because "there is a trash collector"? If you see someone get injured do you just walk past, because "someone else will probably help them"?

If you want to live in a nice, civil society, you have to do nice, civil things. People who don't return their shopping cart are spiritual niggers

If you really get logical about it it's just a cost-benefit analysis. If the cost of the grocery store hiring cart wranglers is less than the opportunity cost of the time spent returning the cart, it's more sensible to return the cart. If the time spent returning the cart is greater than the opportunity cost of returning the cart, leave it wherever. The real "are you white" question is would the business owner return his own cart, which he would almost always not unless you're at some shitty little bodega where the owner is like, the closing cashier.

 

[internet friend]

>he doesn't know
https://www.hindustantimes.com/delh...ath-instead/story-qicMfDJFG4RGbhshyK6JVO.html
https://archive.ph/wHJfG

Can't wait to hear the defence for his murder because he vandalised those kids. Those two rupees can cause scratches in the skin after all.

 

[Crimson Fucker Ţepeş]

I thought those little islands were purpose built so you can immobilize your carts and allow the next person to fetch one cart out of convenience. Why else would they bother putting islands with raised concrete edges in a utilitarian place like a parking lot?

Yeah that's what i use them for too if im not right next to a rack. Pretty convenient.

Can't wait to hear the defence for his murder because he vandalised those kids. Those two rupees can cause scratches in the skin after all.

That's what they get for using pointy gems as a currency.

 

[gay]

I wonder if there was a guy in India who went around *WEEP WEEP SKEETILY WEEP WOOP* "That's not where the poo goes" there would be melanated individuals this enraged by it.

please rise for India's National Anthem.

 

[DamnWolves!]

Also to all the people here saying "it's a public place they can film you, it's common decency" first off you are wrong it's not public it's still premises for the supermarket and second of all the guy is filming you! That right there is cause for violence in my eyes...If some faggot comes at me aggressively about why I didn't put my cart back and pointing a camera at me I would totally knock him out, grab the phone and continue recording while grabbing him and driving to the police to file a police report on him harassing me on the premises of the supermarket.

The rules about "being in public" refers to "places of public accommodation", which, as a general rule, is any place you enter without knocking. Or, if you'd like, any place you could get in trouble for refusing niggers entry. The store could ask you to stop filming, and trespass you if you refused, but that's an entirely unrelated concept.

If you sperg out and assault someone because some dipshit is filming you, A) he was probably right to be filming you then because it's only a matter of time before you go full Chris Brown on someone else, B) if you tried to bring them to the police station, you'd get off light with an assault charge because the cops would be fully within their rights to charge you with kidnapping or forcible confinement (and if you didn't already know, you'd find out that carries substantial jail time) and C) you belong in jail with the rest of the niggers who can't regulate their emotions upon being faced with minor inconvenience. Maybe they'd put you in the "destroyed a Popeye's because they ran out of chicken" section of the jail, because that's where you'd belong.

I'm showing that person I am armed long before they are in sticker range.

Yeah, lift up your waistband and show them your piece, niggertrash.

The guy is wearing a hi vis vest and has a gay little airplane wand and you want to escalate it to an armed standoff before he says a word; you're the reason we have licenses to carry in public.

We've grown to not give a shit about laborers and view a minute of our own time as more worthwhile than others' and the idea of paying it forward, even as a gesture, going away makes me a tad less hopeful for the future.

This thread has been illuminating. Dollars to donuts, the people who don't return their carts are also the people who leave chicken in the cereal aisle because they've decided they don't want it anymore, or the ones that use the on/off-ramp merge lanes to get 10 car lengths ahead in heavy traffic, ultimately making it that much harder for traffic to flow again.

Newsflash: you haven't discovered the cheat code to life; you're just an asshole who thinks their time is more important than everyone else's.

 

[MG-34]

This thread has been illuminating. Dollars to donuts, the people who don't return their carts are also the people who leave chicken in the cereal aisle because they've decided they don't want it anymore

Not quite but if I have the time I always leave pork products where the Halal food is kept for fun.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

you're just an asshole who thinks their time is more important than everyone else's.

My time is more important than everyone else’s because it’s MY time. You feel the same way, but keep lying to yourself. Time is a precious resource don’t waste it being a cuck for corporations.

 

[MG-34]

My time is more important than everyone else’s because it’s MY time. You feel the same way, but keep lying to yourself. Time is a precious resource don’t waste it being a cuck for corporations.

I really can't see a fault here. Let the CEO of ZOGmart hire some people to police the cart. Worrying about carts is like supporting tipping culture.

 

[atoi]

My time is more important than everyone else’s because it’s MY time. You feel the same way, but keep lying to yourself. Time is a precious resource don’t waste it being a cuck for corporations.

imagine how many shopping carts you could have returned in the nearly 3 weeks you've spent sperging on this post

 

[Super Guido]

My time is more important than everyone else’s because it’s MY time. You feel the same way, but keep lying to yourself. Time is a precious resource don’t waste it being a cuck for corporations.

Bro, you're not "fighting the man" by not putting your cart back.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Bro, you're not "fighting the man" by not putting your cart back.

And you’re not some bastion of a free society for returning them either

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

this man is what happens when someone takes internet memes too far and bases their entire life around fighting for their honor

"haha people who dont return their carts are such assholes" is a reddit tier popupar-thing-to-say on par with "nokia strong" "pineapple on pizza bad" and "minecraft good", but some people just have nothing going on in their life besides actually fighting for those real world updoots

imagine the fucking pineapple on pizza crusader, running around making sure nobody taints their a pizza pie with the wretched fruit