Infected Second Life and its many strange users/uses.

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Forever Sunrise said:
Please tell us more, I LIVE for this kind of drama!

Ahem. It basically sounds like Second Life is somehow an even more insane playground of madness and insanity than F-List. Which is honestly starting to look fairly chill in comparison, considering what I've observed in this thread so far.

One query I've got is what the game's creators have had to say about all this. LL was fairly open back in the day, but have they made any major comments about the state of their community in recent years? It sounds as if SL has basically gone from 'that virtual sim with all the pedos' to 'that virtual sim for pedos'.
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You want drama? I'm talking "the dad is secretly banging the daughter who is banging her brother (who's actually a chick and lives with the mother in real life)"-caliber shit. If you're lucky you can accidentally trigger people without even trying: I made an off-hand joke about midgets while hanging out with a friend once, and her friend suddenly started raging at me about how one of her friends was a "little person" and killed herself because of bullying (and then revealed that she, herself, was a midget too). And then she told me she loved me 30 minutes later. And this was the first time she met me.

As far as the company that created the program itself, their whereabouts remain a mystery: the aforementioned compulsive pedophile chat-spammer is obviously being forced to make new accounts so there's some semblance of authority present, but that could just be an automated system that deactivates your account after being flagged for "ageplay" so many times. Nothing in-world has been built by any of the staffers (who all carry the surname Linden to differentiate from other users) since 2007 or 2008, and there's absolutely no one moderating any of the infohubs (which are the places people gather to hang out/troll others). No one's even seen a Linden account online, they're like mythical characters at this point. They're keeping the servers running obviously, but I guess they'd just prefer to keep their mouths shut and let the hordes of middle-aged sadsacks that pay them for rent do what they want unless it involves pedophiles. I mean, can you blame them though? Easy money :lol:
 
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Let's try this again.

As I said before, I've seen and hung out with Lindens but they spend most of their time on alt accounts or accounts called 'moles' that do all the mainland Linden created builds and maintain things. I seriously can't blame them at this point.

As for drama, holy fuckballs is SL brimming with it. Dude pretending to be a chick being the mistress of a guy who's married in RL and breaking up his marriage? Oh yeah, that happens a lot. In fact, most people in SL who are partnered are married in RL and the SL partnership is their little secret affair. Your fandom sims these days are often run by batshit fictivekin tumblrites and I'm sure you can imagine the drama that comes out of that. Child avatars are a whole drama kettle in themselves because they're either creepy people or attract creepy people. Sometimes both. And then you have furries and lord almighty, the sperging and drama those communities have...

Basically SL is the ultimate episode of the Jerry Springer show.
 
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I played SL a lot back in the day. It was really fun to like build spaceships and script them so they would fly around and shoot guns at people and stuff like that. It was always really awkward and funny at the same time when you stumble across a box and you looked inside and it was people fucking. Of course the only proper thing to do in that situation is start dropping bombs on them until they get mad. :^)
 
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Ray Streip said:
You want drama? I'm talking "the dad is secretly banging the daughter who is banging her brother (who's actually a chick and lives with the mother in real life)"-caliber shit. If you're lucky you can accidentally trigger people without even trying: I made an off-hand joke about midgets while hanging out with a friend once, and her friend suddenly started raging at me about how one of her friends was a "little person" and killed herself because of bullying (and then revealed that she, herself, was a midget too). And then she told me she loved me 30 minutes later. And this was the first time she met me.

As far as the company that created the program itself, their whereabouts remain a mystery: the aforementioned compulsive pedophile chat-spammer is obviously being forced to make new accounts so there's some semblance of authority present, but that could just be an automated system that deactivates your account after being flagged for "ageplay" so many times. Nothing in-world has been built by any of the staffers (who all carry the surname Linden to differentiate from other users) since 2007 or 2008, and there's absolutely no one moderating any of the infohubs (which are the places people gather to hang out/troll others). No one's even seen a Linden account online, they're like mythical characters at this point. They're keeping the servers running obviously, but I guess they'd just prefer to keep their mouths shut and let the hordes of middle-aged sadsacks that pay them for rent do what they want unless it involves pedophiles. I mean, can you blame them though? Easy money :lol:
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This sounds like a setup to some fantasy movie.

In a world where anarchy and furry sex reign supreme, only the Knights of Linden can protect the world of second life. However, no one has seen a knight in almost a dozen internet generations. As such, the order of the Kiwi must band together to form their own order in this world or die trying....
 
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The Undertale sim died, apparently. Too bad it was more of a containment sim than anything else.
 
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I keep having dreams about getting sucked into Second Life. It's a pretty accurate name because the majority of people who play it literally do build themselves a complex second life (and spend hundreds of dollars on virtual goods in the process). It seems ridiculously easy to make people mad, I never tried it back when I played but the temptation to download it and try it is strong.
 
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Calling said:
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The Undertale sim died, apparently. Too bad it was more of a containment sim than anything else.
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Doesn't surprise me. You get a bunch of fandom spergs together and they ruin whatever community they join. I'm surprised the FNAF sim hasn't gone under due to ragequit and squabbling.

That avatar though.. we could do a whole other thread about the fucked up things people do to "Kemono" avatars.

kittie said:
I keep having dreams about getting sucked into Second Life. It's a pretty accurate name because the majority of people who play it literally do build themselves a complex second life (and spend hundreds of dollars on virtual goods in the process). It seems ridiculously easy to make people mad, I never tried it back when I played but the temptation to download it and try it is strong.
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Oh it is ridiculously easy to upset the 'hardcore' users who take themselves entirely too seriously. You can upset them by just showing up in their Oh So Accurate Gor Slave Pit in a furry avatar.
 
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PetalPinkPuppy said:
Doesn't surprise me. You get a bunch of fandom spergs together and they ruin whatever community they join. I'm surprised the FNAF sim hasn't gone under due to ragequit and squabbling.

That avatar though.. we could do a whole other thread about the fucked up things people do to "Kemono" avatars.
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Woah, the FNAF sim is still open? I thought it died when Undertale got big. My god.

As for the Kemono, where would you be without a pussy head (NSFW)?
 
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vodka said:
I'm not sure if anyone posted this but it's hilarious.
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I know this was posted months ago and I'm totally late to the game but it must be said...

What.The.Actual.Fuck? Just wtf. Truly.

That said I can't believe second life is still around. It's boring and pricey and dramatic. I suppose it's the dramatic that allows it to continue on. Admittedly it'll be pretty cool to see whatever renders the game/world obsolete. A bigger and better escape mechanism. I recall AOL and Sierra Online had their own little avatar hang out places back in the day. Knowing they both eventually evolved into what Second Life is today is pretty cool from a technological stand point at least.

Second life always came across as sitting in a cafeteria surrounded almost exclusively by hyper sensitive occasionally disturbed retarded shut-ins all while trying to figure out wtf the point of it all is. My guess is to point and laugh then wonder wtf you're doing with your life.

Fun fact: Pete Doherty of The Libertines and Babyshambles is a second life enthusiast.
 
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Slow night in Second Life. Suddenly, I heard that old familiar ring: someone spamming a group chat with an invite to a slave auction.

Go time.

Teleported in, hit caps lock, started running around and shouting "FREE THE SLAVES" in local chat while bumping into as many people as I can (when you use the shout button in text it actually increases your chat radius so more people see it). The owner IMmed me and told me to stop being rude or I'd be ejected.

My response? "MY ANCESTORS FOUGHT AND DIED IN THE CIVIL WAR LIBERATE THOSE SLAVES YOU SCUMBAG"

Ejected, I walked up to the edge of the sim and started shouting "FREE THE OPPRESSED" and a slew of other things. Opened up the "nearby people" tab, IMmed every single one of them and did everything from telling the slaves to "RISE UP AGAINST (their) OPPRESSORS" to telling the auctioneers off. Finally, the landowner appeared behind me and banned me entirely from the land.

I IMmed him and said "Maybe you won't fucking spam group chats with that stupid shit now that you know that people will do this."

They take that shit so super serious, great way to rustle jimmies.
 
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Oh, I forgot a detail! One of the slaves actually got pissed at me and then started threatening to make me suck his cock: at first I was laughing but then I thought "Wow, this is the only way this guy can get anyone to pay any attention to him." and got sad.
 
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If I had a better internet (mine is shyte, no two ways about it), I'd totally give trolling SL a try. It sounds like a blast. Makes me wish I had known about it during the heydays when SA was still the leaders in trolling efforts.
 
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Forever Sunrise said:
If I had a better internet (mine is shyte, no two ways about it), I'd totally give trolling SL a try. It sounds like a blast. Makes me wish I had known about it during the heydays when SA was still the leaders in trolling efforts.
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It's fun for about 5 minutes and then you find weird porn and if you have a female avatar, random guys trying to have unsatisfying 3-D sex with you while typing "mmmmmmmm" in the chatbox
 
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