Infected Second Life and its many strange users/uses.

[Randall Fragg]

I gotta try this this weekend.

 

[Drossel]

I remember playing this many years ago, back when I was oblivious to the horrors of roleplay and the people who engage in it.
The lessons about humanity that Second Life taught me are not ones that I wanted, or needed.

 

[Eldritch]

My SL adventure of the day: I found a coptic church

Also found a ZOMG EDGY otherkin clubhouse, but did not think to take a picture.

 

[Strelok]

I used to play a similar game back in the early years of the internet, but the avatars were just floating heads. It was equally as creepy. Wish I could remember what it was called.

It wasn't Worlds was it?

 

[The Letter h]

In the vast land of the internet lies a (relatively large) community of people.
The range of fandoms varying in this large community, most of them being relatively cringe-worthy.

Second Life's slogan/motto is "Your World. Your Imagination."

With that being said you can guess what would obviously come from this "beautiful" land.

What does appear in this place that I personally deem inhumane creatures? Well..

Then there are some who are adventurous enough to brave these mortifying lands..

If you were to find a land more condensed than Second Life with lolcows, I wish you luck.
Share your virtual experiences, my friends.

 

[cumrobbery]

I randomly teleported to some place because the user interface is fucking bullshit and I ran into a Nazi brony rally

 

[The Letter h]

I randomly teleported to some place because the user interface is fucking bullshit and I ran into a Nazi brony rally

I've found quite a few Bestiality Sims and found multiple pedos while using a scripted simhopper, this land is quite terrifying.

 

[EI 903]

Merged a new thread into the old one and moved it into Community Watch.

 

[The Letter h]

Merged a new thread into the old one and moved it into Community Watch.

Many thanks, didn't think I should revive an older thread, so I started a new one, glad you got that changed for me!

 

[Dismaying Tree]

I once got kicked from a jazz club sim for saying there was an invisible cow on the dance floor.

The longer story was that me and a guy I knew from SL both troll users regularly. I knew of this jazz club sim that was really stuck up and strict, you could get ejected for wearing a knee length skirt. So we were there spouting stupid shit in the chat and basically pissing off the hosts while keeping a private conversation going between the two of us so that we could plan our next moves. So my friend says to me "woah, i just saw a cow go by on the dance floor. look at that shit."
Naturally, I say in local chat, "ladies and gentlemen I have been informed that there is a cow on the dancefloor. Stay calm, and please evacuate the dance floor."
It was after I said that in local that my friend says, in all caps, that the "cow" was just a lady with gigantic tits. Half her body weight gigantic--it's more common on secondlife than you think. So anyway, I fucked up. By this point everyone is raging in the chat about the idiot who let a cow onto the dance floor. I then say that it was only an invisible cow but there is still need for everyone to evacuate the dancefloor.
Five seconds later we got ejected, and the invisible cow is our new mascot.

 

[SentinelValue]

http://thejackaloperanch.tumblr.com/post/131666451264/i-didnt-steal-anything
I'm going to leave this here. It's very late and I can't provide context for those unfamiliar with the game, but please note that when you file a DMCA with Linden Labs, they simply remove the marketplace listing or the inworld vendor selling copyright infringing items. Therefore, filing any kind of report to Linden Labs in this particular situation will result in a grand total of nothing being done.
Also keep in mind that Blackheart is a nonbinary tumblr, is the butt of 90% of furry drama these days, and has actual real life children dear god why has she reproduced. If I didn't vehemently avoid her, I swear I could write an entire thread on her.

also first post i think yay

 

[Tranhuviya]

Second Life biker gang. They don't even have motorcycles, and all they do is get pissy at some guy for stumbling on their clubhouse

 

[Count groudon]

Second Life biker gang. They don't even have motorcycles, and all they do is get pissy at some guy for stumbling on their clubhouse

The fact that the guy in the thumbnail just has the word "ASSHOLE" written on the nametag of his jacket had me in tears.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Also keep in mind that Blackheart is a nonbinary tumblr, is the butt of 90% of furry drama these days, and has actual real life children dear god why has she reproduced. If I didn't vehemently avoid her, I swear I could write an entire thread on her.

Ah geez, Blackheart and her store just creep me the fuck out. This might just be sperging to people who don't fuck around in secondlife, but...
Summary is that her store is a haven of furry fetish shit. Tit implants(yeah, this game has implants), things to make an avatar's ass inflation levels of big, and several types of virtual dicks for anyone who wants to have a quick round of cybersex. Compared to the cows on here, her stuff isn't that lulzy I guess, but it says a lot when you put that much time and effort into making nsfw furry stuff for a shit MMO that belongs in 2003.
EDIT: for he who dares, here's the link to her products: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/114822

 

[SentinelValue]

Ah geez, Blackheart and her store just creep me the fuck out. This might just be sperging to people who don't fuck around in secondlife, but...
Summary is that her store is a haven of furry fetish shit. Tit implants(yeah, this game has implants), things to make an avatar's ass inflation levels of big, and several types of virtual dicks for anyone who wants to have a quick round of cybersex. Compared to the cows on here, her stuff isn't that lulzy I guess, but it says a lot when you put that much time and effort into making nsfw furry stuff for a shit MMO that belongs in 2003.
EDIT: for he who dares, here's the link to her products: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/114822

I guess I'm really numb to dicks and breasts and asses, especially when they're for the kemono avatar (which is what blackheart makes), since that thing looks like a little girl without addons. That being said, other companies make addons that have PG options, while she doesn't bother. Her products aren't the tip of the iceberg here. There's plenty of furries making dongs and nipples. They sell a pretty penny and if I had less dignity, I wouldn't waste the opportunity for a quick buck either. If you want to see really ridiculous hyper shit, though, look no further than Anthroanim: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/160470
Or my absolute favorite store, SKING: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/41507
(You probably need to log in to see this stuff. )

Anyways, what fascinates me about Blackheart, and what's made me avoid her entirely, is the massive swath of drama that surrounds everything she touches.
For example, look at this:

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/BI-Grimm-Tailbeast-Rikku-Pink/5468891
It's a series of skins/parts, and each color is dedicated to one of her friends.

Out of five colors, two of them have had their dedications/names altered, following fallouts with friends.
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/BI-Grimm-Tailbeast-Green/5468936
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/BI-Grimm-Tailbeast-LMFAO-Purple/5468941

Then there's the time she let a friend sell one of her products, and summarily accused her of stealing her profits.
http://phoebedesmons.tumblr.com/post/120425931600/im-going-to-point-this-out-since-it-wasnt-clear

Also, her group once set up a blog dedicated to shaming customers who, in this somewhat confusing game, make mistakes when buying products. http://terminallyridiculous.tumblr.com/
They were very quickly shamed by most other tumblr SL people.

I wish I had actual chat logs saved. What I've seen is straight up hilarious, though sometimes sad (she is apparently an emotionally abusive individual.)

 

[White Knight]

I have always known in my heart of hearts that this body I inhabit is not my own. Every day I am tormented by the injustice of being trapped in the confines of this assigned mortal shell yeaning to be free. SL has finally allowed me to live as what I truly believe I am.

I log in and lo, I become my other kin. A flying swastika made of wolf and dragon penises with a vagina in the middle that acts as my mouth.

I envy no man.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

God, this takes me back to my IMVU and Second Life days. It was somehow wilder before the advent of Bronies and furries coming out of the closet.

 

[vodka]

I'm not sure if anyone posted this but it's hilarious.

 

[Count groudon]

I'm not sure if anyone posted this but it's hilarious.

Wow, that is a whole new level of sad.

 

[Wafflehaus]

I made a bunch of 3D modeled clothes awhile back when I was having fun with a giant sandbox I could easily import things I made into for moving around and combing. I put 'em on the marketplace and still make about 100 irl bucks to my paypal every 2 weeks or so even though I haven't logged in in months. It pays for my movie dates haha.