Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Judge Holden said:
Ok here is a VERY rough reconstruction
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EDIT: HOLY SHIT ITS THE CREEPY DOCTOR FROM THAT SHITTY TOM AND JERRY MOVIE!!!
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Just had to refine it a tiny bit

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Darndirty said:
Let's be fair. No body is celebrating jake. Hes unwelcome in every community left or right.
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Unfortunately his Patreon suggests he has a small group of 'friends'. Not celebrating him, but certainly enabling him.

Lolcows show that even the most repugnant people, especially troons, can have support. Hell, even Lou Gagliardi has his own dmol in some DID-LARPing troon and their headmates.
 
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AnOminous said:
It must have taken a lawnmower to mow down the gnome beard.
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I wonder if he took the photo because he had a fresh shave.

I know Jake bitched about getting Medicaid to pay for his laser hair removal but I have a hard time believing, even if he got tax $ to cover it, that he could withstand the discomfort of a year or two of regular laser hair removal sessions.

From what I’ve read they hurt like hell and it takes a long time to remove all the follicles of a guy that can grow a beard like Jake. (Nevermind the back, shoulder, chest, belly, arm and leg hair he’s carpeted in.)
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
From what I’ve read they hurt like hell and it takes a long time to remove all the follicles of a guy that can grow a beard like Jake. (Nevermind the back, shoulder, chest, belly, arm and leg hair he’s carpeted in.)
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Never mind it's probably pretty difficult to remove gray hair that way because of the lack of contrast. I'm not even sure they can do it when it's salt and pepper like Jake.
 
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Shaka Brah said:
Well I take back what I said. Getting multiple selfies means there really is a leak.
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The question is, who in Jake's inner circle is actually mad enough to leak them to a kiwi? And what did Jake do to deserve it? We know these people are slavering at the chance to put someone up on a pike, even if it's one of their own; most of Jake's troon friends wrote Zoeposts right after his original.

I think it's SFthewolf, because Jake treats them like shit on their streaming sessions and have drawn time/attention away from their own pursuits, with zero reward or thanks. It's probably been a long time coming. I don't know enough about "Ramona" or the others to think it's them yet.

It could be something even simpler, just Patreon jealousy. Jake is earning the most out of all of them by far, for doing absolutely nothing.
 
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Haramburger said:
I think it's SFthewolf, because Jake treats them like shit on their streaming sessions and have drawn time/attention away from their own pursuits, with zero reward or thanks. It's probably been a long time coming. I don't know enough about "Ramona" or the others to think it's them yet.
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I'm still leaning toward some kind of successful catfishing or infiltration campaign. I can't imagine a context in which any of his rat king confidantes could find a way to hate him more than they hate this forum.
 
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kaien said:
I'm still leaning toward some kind of successful catfishing or infiltration campaign. I can't imagine a context in which any of his rat king confidantes could find a way to hate him more than they hate this forum.
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Lots of them hate this forum but still read it to keep up with the dirt on the other members of their circle. I'm sure that if they really wanted to take someone down that they'd have no problem with making a burner account here to post or just anonymously hand off the goods to a regular.
 
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