Secret Santa 2017 - Better late than never

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Name: Analar(not anal dammit!)

Likes: Big titties, asses, Null, Hitler, pinochet, russian women, planes,cars and guns, 80s action movies

Dislike: socialists, jews, most Brazilians, soccer and most anime, and Brazilian funk.

Fun fact about me: i like sand and i broke my leg by sliding on shaving cream
Can i be a sexbot?: Only for a green card.
 
@cumrobbery
Likes: History, ancient Rome, Pokemon, an anime girl that has green hair, using said green haired anime girl as my avatar, lil jon, using lil jon as my avatar, old guns, the color green, baroque era art and music, cryptids, Boston Bruins
Dislikes: people who rob cum, the word "lewd", the concept of fanon, KyoAni
fun fact: i want to learn how to ski well
No I cant be a robot
 
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Name: DrJonesHat
Likes: Mental Illness, the Dunning-Kruger Effect, powering electronics with plants
Dislikes: Shiny Happy People (actual people who are shiny and happy, not the song)
Fun Fact About Me: I once created an entire religion in 30 minutes.
I can't be a robot, I'm from a future where the robots took over. I am staunchly anti-robot.
 
Name: @Pepito
Likes: 90's Anime, Heavy Metal, Vaporwave, tards, enchiladas
Dislikes: Eggplant
Fun fact about me: I might be a giant sentient cat. Again, maybe not.
Edit: Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Sorry but not this year. My December Schedule suddenly got complicated.
 
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Name: ChurchOfGodBear
Likes: Comic books, chicken wings, the 80s, boobs
Dislikes: Animal cruelty, SJWs
Fun fact about me: I don’t smoke tobacco or weed, but love to smoke meats.
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT9000?: nope, maybe next year.
 
Name: Blank, preferred pronouns are Blank, Blank, and Be-Bye-Bicky-Bye-Bicky-Bye-Bo-Blank.

Likes: Sleep. Caffeine. Drinking Caffeine before Sleeping. Jerry Orbach is my spirit animal.

Dislikes: Fun, Art, Happiness, Creativity, Smiles, and the number 28.

Fun Factoid: I am, in fact, NOT a delicious 7-layer taco bake. Not saying I'd thinking you'd have any trouble making the distinction, but I just wanted to use the phrase "taco bake" in a sentence. It just feels, right, doesn't it? Taco. Bake. Taaaaaa-cooooo. Baaaaaake.

X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: You know what? Last year I covered for like 5 or 6 of you fuckers. So... yeah, sure. And "fuck you" in advance to those who inconvenience me for 40-50 minutes. I hate you and I want you to die. Merry Christmas. No taco bake for you.
 
I can't draw for shit but if you don't mind poetry or creative writin', I can take part in this...

Name: @Muscle Bra

Likes: comics, Game of Thrones, prog rock, heavy metal and (surprise, surprise!) progressive metal

Dislikes: circus clowns, the person I see when I look in the mirror

Fun Fact About Me: I am an ordained minister in some bullshit online church and am available for weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: If you can give me a few days warning, yes.
 
Oooh, sounds like fun! I'm a semi-okay drawfag.

Name: Cantaloupine

Likes: dinosaurs (particularly raptors, I'm a massive sperg), doggos, World of Warcraft, South Park, Pokémans, Persona games, coffee, gay stuff

Dislikes: Anything depicting harm of kids or animals, Shadman, 99% of furries

Fun Fact About Me: I don't actually like melon and I own 5 ferrets.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Sure thing! :) Not more than 2 slots though as I've got Christmas commissions on.
 
Name: Vrakks
Likes: Churning out hundreds of OCs, edgy things, lentils, and roleplay
Dislikes: Scary things, shock images, sad endings
Fun fact about me: I once lived in the woods less than 30 meters from a high-class housing estate for a whole week when I was in Scotland and wasn't attacked in my sleep once
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No, sorry.
 
Seems like fun B]

Name: rookie

Likes: YOI, Evil Within (1 & 2), writing, animating

Dislikes: Self-entitled assholes, bratty children and babies, animal/child abuse

Fun Fact About Me: I've been participating in NaNoWriMo for a good few years now, and I won for the third time this year. 8)

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Unfortunately not.
 
Name: Hunger Mythos Dollars2009 Dollars2010

Likes: Corgis, booze, pokemon (slowpoke and slowbro!), necromancy, Shin Megami Tensei (Baphomet is my homeboy), Bubsy the Bobcat, Silent Hill, Dungeons and Dragons

Dislikes: mean furs

Fun Fact About Me: I may or may not be a Cannuck

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
 
Name: InLivingTuna aka Jason "Mew2King" Zimmerman

Likes: Smash Bros and top Smash players (M2K in particular), notorious furry lolcows, Shmorky/klurf edits, weird ass European and Japanese dance music from the 90s, music-related cringe videos, old memes, drawing elaborate shitpost art

Dislikes: @Cricket

Fun Fact About Me: I've eaten one Hot Pocket in my life and I hated it so I'm probably not cut out for this gig huh

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: yes
 
Ahh screw it, why not! I can try to slap together a MS Paint abomination.

Name: @Dirt McGirt

Likes: Wrasslin, Vidya, History, Vaporwave, Edgy Mems

Dislikes: Bad/Stale Memes, Packers Fans

Fun Fact: I actually really like the last two Star Wars prequel films (more or less)

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No (trust me you wouldn't want me to be if I said yes)
 
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Name: @Deathfromabove

Likes: Hardcore Punk, Adderall, Kiwifarms, shitposting, The Cure, Photoshop, Lil Peep, Emo rap, deep side of youtub, all the regulars in chat

Dislikes: Lazy people, Indie rock, potheads

Fun fact about Me: I used to be really into making movies and writing
 
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Name: @MasterDisaster
Likes: Godzilla, One Punch Man, @_blank_
Dislikes: People walking in front of you that just keep floating from side to side so you can get around them.
Fun Fact: Did you know that a brick of cheese is a single serving?
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: I am required by law.
 
Name: Sexy Times Hitler

Likes: Most kinds of music except Country, Non-cringey YouTube videos, weed (*Rogen laugh*), tacos, alt comedy, lit fic, movies, booze, very little anime, old Vertigo Comics (Sandman, Swamp Thing, etc.), coffee, shitposting, pad thai.

Dislikes: Moviebob, Being sober, Dealing with drama, Any TGWTG members not named The Cinema Snob, Phelous, Ashens or @LordKaT, heat/being sweaty.

Fun Fact About Me: I'm the BBQ king of Westchester.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRITBOT 9000? Nah fam, sorry.
 
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