Secret Santa 2017 - Better late than never

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Name: @Gook Choy

Likes: Fit thots, femboys, medieval England, double bacon cheeseburgers, and NSFW Overwatch cosplay

Dislikes: Tom Tooter and Rat Kings

Fun Fact About Me: I've had dinner with myself in at least 4 different dimensions.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
 
Name: @Abortions4All

Likes: Abortions, babies, cats, drawings, e-cards, failure (of others), games, history, imperialist pig-dogs, Jews, kazoos, lectures, matrimony, newspapers, oration, poetry, quotations, radio, sushi, textbooks, unions, veal, writing, xeroxes, yolks, Zizek.

Dislikes: Anime, botox, chamomile, death, e-surance, failure (of self), glitter, halfassing, ipecac, Japan, kimchi, lavender, minarchists, naturopaths, offal, pimps, quackery, relativism, scripture, tentacles, usury, vampires, watercolors, xylitol, yoga, zealots.

Fun Fact About Me: I know several ways to perform abortions.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Sure. I write stories for people. They can be written real fast.
 
This warms my pea pickin lil heart
Name: @dookerbewitt

Likes: roller skating, bone breaking/sporting injury compilations, your mother

Dislikes: getting hurt in sports myself, my constant state of ennui, dark chocolate

Fun Fact About Me: lazytown memes weren't that funny

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: apologetically no
 
Name: Sylvie Paula Paula

Likes: cats, Geese Howard, big fighting game boys in general, clowns, Pokeymans, making dumb OCs & then worldbuilding for said OCs, tendies & nugs

Dislikes: myself, people who refuse to give my cum, bike cucks, snitches

Fun fact about me: I'm married to like 500 fictional men. Only fictional.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: I can! (I can provide art & anything HTML-related)
 
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Name: @Dicaprio Delorean

Likes: Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Pokemon (esp Team Galactic), Epcot, Fighting Vipers, Virtua Fighter, King of Fighters, Nintendo, Parrots, guys with bowlcuts, Initial D

Dislikes: Steven Universe, Antifa, Undertale, My Little Pony, FNAF, Feminism, SJW shit, Dragon Maid, Monster Masune, The Ghostbusters Reboot, Furries, Persona, Jojo part 6, pop music

Fun Fact About Me: I'm really flexible and can stretch my arms out far behind my back.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: nah, too lazy
 
yeah okay.
Name: @Dismaying Tree

Likes: weeb shit, cats, horror and paranormal stuff, satan

Dislikes: wearing colors other than black, people who reference memes irl, deforestation

Fun Fact About Me: I'm a tree irl, I swear.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: I have free time but not that much free time sorry dood.
 
Name: @GG Allin

Likes: crustpunk, progmetal/rock, ducks, hippie indie shit, the colour purple, Regular Show, vaporwave, really stupid jokes for musicians, the islamic content rating, alcohol, and when people say that kosovo is serbia <3

Dislikes: raspberries, sticky handcream and people who put sugar/milk in their coffee reee

Fun Fact About Me: i can choke myself when I force a double chin

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
 
Name: @Toxinophile

Likes: Foldable Military cots, Sharks, 90's comic book art

Dislikes: Unfoldable bed mattresses, Batman brand shark repellant, 90's comic book dialogue

Fun Fact About Me: The gap between my front teeth causes me to say "chree" instead of tree.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Only if you can accept mediocrity.
 
Name: @Valiant

Likes: Space, Robots, Sci Fi, Star Waaars, Doggos and other gubbins
Dislikes: hats

Fun Fact About Me: I can bend my fingers waaaaay back.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yes
 
I am down.

Name: krautkid
Likes: Lovecraft, DnD, gawthic horror, vampires, Clark Kent, assassins, Discworld
Dislikes: Troons, spiders, being cold
Fun (sad) Fact: I've been on 4chan since 2004
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: I could do one or two if you don't mind really quick sketches and stuff.
 
Okey dokey. I'll squeeze something in.
Name: Scratch This Nut
Likes: Cats, Pokemon, unicorns, Pusheen, South Park, alpacas, Disney, Marvel movies, Animal Crossing, geckos, Star Wars, polar bears, Bob's Burgers
Dislikes: the fact that I wouldn't know what to get half of you, current politics
Fun fact about me: I swam with a nurse shark this year
Can you be an X-MAS SPIRIT Bot 9000? No.
 
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Name: zebedee

Likes: shitposting, warhammer 40k, getting involved in flame wars with ten year olds and poking fun at people on benefits (called welfare in the US methinks), watching fully grown idiots cry at the life they never bothered to develop.

Dislikes: Age of Sigmar and any porn that's considered fucked up by the standard community.

Fun Fact About Me: I can make wine. Though it will take many weeks and it's too late to start for secret santa so that's off the table sadly.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
 
Name: @Raptor-chan

Likes: Delusional snowflakes, weeb meta shit, bidya gaem, fetish roleplayers, Batman, classic rock, stupid stoner memes, copious amounts of whiskey, sleeping

Dislikes: Trannies who don't even try, hamplanets, political spergs, BO, PDAs, winter

Fun fact: I stole someone's tamagochi and dropped it in the toliet in gradeschool out of pure spite.

Xmas Bot: Sure. An MS Paint masterpiece awaits....
 
I honestly thought I missed this or this wasn't happening which was a bummer.

Name: @Dr.Research

Likes: cats, the arctic, Norway, Harry Potter, Metalocalypse, Stranger Things, Type O Negative, Silent Hill, girlie mixed drinks

Dislikes: MRAs, religion, homophobes

Fun Fact About Me: I prefer not to wear shoes.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No :(
 
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Name: @A-tistic

Likes:
* Herkko Siponen the Sex God.
* People that are so autistic that it makes you question the line between man and machine.
* Tard-level internet scams.
* Creepy shit in general. Creepy pastas etc.
* Psychedelics



Dislikes:
* Political drama.
* SJW shit

Fun Fact About Me:
* I have made nigerian scammers record a porno for me.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Nope
 
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Name: @Ozul

Likes: cats, runescape memes, chris-chan, sanic

Dislikes: Islam, niggos, emos, reddit

Fun Fact About Me: I have asthma

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No sry
 
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