Secret Santa 2023 Showcase Thread

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Oh, good call! I DO like gold. It's warm and shiny and yellow. That'll be why. Makes me like the picture even more.

And it is pretty valuable too.

 

[wrangled tard]

I'm not sure what movie this is a reference to but I'm keen to watch whatever is! It's very cool very swag and I like it

Spoiler: autistic nudity

 

[Gorby-Chan]

Kiwi Forever!
Thanks, I love it

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

I got a neat collage of my likes, how did they know Tigrex was one of my favorite monsters? I also love the little verse at the top, and the neat funky dragon image, the colors and scale of it are neat. Merry Christmas fellow Kiwis, and keep the gift sharing coming, it warms me to see such fantastic gifts being shared here.

 

[Probably An Autist]

I'm phone posting and can't watch the vids, but really enjoying the submissions from everyone. Good efforts all round

Here's my gift; a poem that totally is not representative of my daily routines at all, no way.

Spoiler: NSFW poem

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I gooned, weak and weary,
Over many pics of children I have got from Keffals' group—
While I fapped, nearly cumming, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone guntly pinging, pinging people on my 'cord.
"That is stupid," I said muted, "pinging people on my 'cord—
Prob'ly newbie playing fool"


Ah, distinctly I remember it was in No-Nut-November;
And each separate tagging forged an anger on my soul.
Eagerly I dm'd janny;—Xe told me it wasn't spammy
As we lost an egg of ours we referred to as "Lenore"—
She was rare and proud trans child whom our people named "Lenore"—
Whose pronounce were now was/were.


And the silken, sad, uncertain, rustling feel in each Discorder
Thrilled them—filled them with a disorder;
So that now, to stop the shaking, I stood up and start repeating
"This's falsenews spread by trolls—
Evil bigots spreading lulz;—
This it is and nothing more."


Presently the dread grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Xirs," said I, "The truth is open: truly your friend is now goner;
But the fact is I was fapping, so please stop your stupid spamming,
As I want to coom to porn, just please let me goon alone;
When we cry about her body"—After that I locked the #gen;—
"Now let's fap to some female."


When I returned to my fapping, I began to moan and thinking
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, as my semen was unloaden,
Since I fapped to pics of corpses, photos of deceased humans.
When I screamed, without a doubt, what a normal man would shout:
Lenore!
Merely this and nothing more.

I'm no English buff but it reads like a parody of The Raven and isn't at all horrifying. Merry Christmas! Thank you Santa

 

[NaggotFigger]

Mobilefagging, but here is mine

Absolutely beautiful for the almighty Lord Raiden. Thank you, I loved it.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

THANK YOU SO MUCH SANTA I LOVE HER!!! Omg this tickles all my serotonin producers: best girl Peach, lovely bright colours, adorable lol kiwi bro, this has it all. 100/10 for kawaii desu goodness would recommend


EDIT: I have made this my Christmas userpic as it is the season of good will and the generous folks on here deserve better than ALR with half chewed food dribbling out from her gaping maw. Have some eyebleach you wonderful autists.

 

[Rickenbacker]

I got this lovely image of my ice fishing setup outside my cabin. It brings back alot of fond memories of ice fishing with my family. Thank you and Merry Christmas my secret Santa and to all kiwis!

 

[Oliver Onions]

I love mine so much it's actually making me feel guilty for not making my own SS better. Thank you and merry Christmas to whoever did this, it's perfect.

 

[7 Grandad]

My secret santa made me a goddamn Simpsons puppet show.

I love everything about it, from Bart drinking diet coke and watching Star Trek, Lisa playing her sax over some avantgarde-ish music, and the ending is *chef's kiss*. I can't believe how much dumb shit you included from my list into it, I'm sure I missed some because I was giggling so much on first watch.

Thank you so so so much Secret Santa, and merry christmas!

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That’s amazing work! You’re so lucky!

 

[Rembrandt]

Reading the farms can in fact be a coin toss, a colossal one at that depending on the thread, but it sure is worth it either way

 

[Incompetent Human Filth]

Super Cute! I love it so much, Thank you secret santa!

 

[Brute Male!]

-previous post-

Can't edit my post for some reason. Seeing others making pfp's out of their gifts inspired me to do the same. The bird speaks to me on some strange primal level and I love it.

 

[Inside your walls]

I got my secret Santa gift! I love it. I am pleasantly surprised the Secret Santa has a drawn a character from Requiem Vampire Knight/Requiem Chevalier Vampire series, given that the series isn't something mainstream or common you see around these days.

This is a wonderful gift and I hope the Santa behind it has
comfy and happy holidays. Once again thank you so much.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I love my gift! I described in my likes how I like both Library Of Ruina and art. Specially art in which I see that effort was put into it and that's the case here.

To make this post short. I specially like the colours and the frame. The attention to details from the game is appreciated too! Then when I saw the text I laughed my ass off and it painted a big dumb smile on my face. My Santa has a good sense of humour and teased me for my tastes in women .

I also saw the gift I made posted here already and I am glad that they liked it

 

[Penis]

Merry Christmas!

END THE FEDERAL RESERVE

 

[Load Bearing Drywall]

That’s amazing work! You’re so lucky!

I know!! I'm terrible at gushing with praise, my description really didn't do it justice.

I put hours and hours into my gift for my santee, so it felt really good to also get an insane santa willing to go the extra mile for a fellow internet rando.

 

[gobbles]

I was given a very wonderful and heartwarming poem! I love it, and I'm going to embroider (at least some of) it onto a Christmas piece. Thanks, mysterious kiwi fren <3 <3

Spoiler: Poem

To you, dear one, as snowflakes gently fall,
A poem of Christmas, a tale for all.
In the quiet hush of this festive night,
I pen these words beneath the starry light.

Beneath the tree where tinsel glistens bright,
A dedication wrapped in love and light.
Your presence, a gift, in every season's song,
In the heart of Christmas, where you belong.

May Christmas blessings,
like snow, gently fall,
In the warmth of friendship, let spirits enthrall.
To you, dear Kiwi, with love I send,
A festive good day, and good wishes to send.

Edit: I haven't stopped smiling since I read it this morning, and I'm also pretty sure it's in iambic pentameter which makes me very, very impressed with my fellow kiwi.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

@Null There's your next stream opening song BOY

The Sidty farms

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

To whichever kiwi remote viewed into my house to draw this wonderfully cute picture that suspiciously resembles my cat, thank you. But please cease any and all psychic activity targeting my domicile.
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Seriously though, Merry Christmas everyone. I love seeing all this artwork you are all so talented.

I thought the coffee cup was fused to the cat’s mouth like quagmire toilet.

Spoiler: What it reminded me of