Secret Santa 2023 Showcase Thread

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I got this brilliant ferocious opossum pair! It's made my day, it gives me "don't talk to me or my son ever again" vibes, and reminds me of the one Dylan Mulvaney wrangled as his pet for a bit, except I bet these two would give him a well-deserved nip. And it'd be hilarious.
Thank you, Santa, whoever you are, I'm having a very merry hisssssssmas! Hope yours is great too!
 
Due to a clerical error, I actually got two presents.

I’m calling it even since in 2021 I got nothing even though I did a Spirit Bot illustration after never receiving a formal assignment.

HOWEVER. I am also giving this illustration, a beautiful piece showing a Fire Emblem(?) character overlayed on an antique French photograph, back to the people in the spirit of Christmas. Feel free to download at your pleasure. It’s quite neat, thank you to whoever put in the work.IMG_1666.jpeg
 
Someone made me my own thread highlighting my schizoposts, lmao. The pictures of my posts broke though, don't know how to get them.

Thread title: Whiskeybone
Thread description: Alien loving stalker child. Was anally probed by extraterrestrials with a friend. Well-known jolly merry-maker.
Thread OP
Every once in a while, exceptional individuals grace this humble site with their "special" presence. While some of them earn themselves the shameful pink triangle, others go above and beyond to earn themselves a thread. Thus we arrive to the subject of our thread.
Meet Whiskeybone

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Whiskeybone first posted on the Farms on September 8, 2020 in the "Create an @ That Will Alert Everyone" thread. For the most part, he seemed like every other Kiwi on this site. Nothing stood out in particular and his interests (as seen in this thread) weren't very out there. However, his particular interest in UFOs led me down a path of investigation and to a revelation.
Whiskeybone is a schizoposter who believes he has had encounters with the third kind.


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Now, we all know (those of us who are sane) that aliens do NOT exist and that anyone claiming they do does not belong among the normal populace. Whiskey, however, is vehement and above the sheeple.


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Not only does this schizoposter claim aliens exist, but he also slanders the great government of the United States of America. As we all know, the American government NEVER lies. Anyone who claims they do does not belong among the normal populace. His schizophrenia would probably subside if he didn't get his delusions boosted by his apparent browsing of 4chan's /x/ board.


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As you can see, dear reader, this man is not to be trusted in sane society. To those of you who interact with him, I recommend you simply wish this poster a merry Christmas and happy New Year. Do not allow him to infect your mind with his UFO conspiracy talk.
If you, Whiskeybone, are reading this thread then I only have one message for you.


NO, SCHIZO CHILD, YOU DID NOT ENCOUNTER ALIENS. ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS.

Very quality effort post, and a picture to go with it.
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Thanks, Santa!
 
Thank you for this gift. I really appreciate the work that must have gone into creating this oddly funny GIF and the 3D world! Getting this gift is really white pilling and is another reason why this community and site must prevail. Thank you.

I wish my Secret Santa and everyone else a merry Christmas and a prosperous new year :)

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I didn't participate in the Secret Santa but someone gifted my a true & honest badge so I'll highjack this thread to say thank you.

Vielen Dank. Thank you. Appreciate it. And thank you for supporting the forum. Very cool.

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Now that is cool. What an awesome gift! Enjoy! (jelly)
 
Here's my gift; a poem that totally is not representative of my daily routines at all, no way.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I gooned, weak and weary,
Over many pics of children I have got from Keffals' group—
While I fapped, nearly cumming, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone guntly pinging, pinging people on my 'cord.
"That is stupid," I said muted, "pinging people on my 'cord—
Prob'ly newbie playing fool"


Ah, distinctly I remember it was in No-Nut-November;
And each separate tagging forged an anger on my soul.
Eagerly I dm'd janny;—Xe told me it wasn't spammy
As we lost an egg of ours we referred to as "Lenore"—
She was rare and proud trans child whom our people named "Lenore"—
Whose pronounce were now was/were.


And the silken, sad, uncertain, rustling feel in each Discorder
Thrilled them—filled them with a disorder;
So that now, to stop the shaking, I stood up and start repeating
"This's falsenews spread by trolls—
Evil bigots spreading lulz;—
This it is and nothing more."


Presently the dread grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Xirs," said I, "The truth is open: truly your friend is now goner;
But the fact is I was fapping, so please stop your stupid spamming,
As I want to coom to porn, just please let me goon alone;
When we cry about her body"—After that I locked the #gen;—
"Now let's fap to some female."


When I returned to my fapping, I began to moan and thinking
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, as my semen was unloaden,
Since I fapped to pics of corpses, photos of deceased humans.
When I screamed, without a doubt, what a normal man would shout:
Lenore!
Merely this and nothing more.

I'm no English buff but it reads like a parody of The Raven and isn't at all horrifying. Merry Christmas! Thank you Santa
Holy shit, this is perhaps my favorite gift yet. The way it's written really does sound like Shakespear, they somehow made a tale about Discord groomers riveting. A+
Thank you for this gift. I really appreciate the work that must have gone into creating this oddly funny GIF and the 3D world! Getting this gift is really white pilling and is another reason why this community and site must prevail. Thank you.

I wish my Secret Santa and everyone else a merry Christmas and a prosperous new year :)

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This is also REALLY cool. It's so awesome to see how so many went the extra mile for this, we have a real sense of community that is rare to find on the internet these days.
 
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