Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice - Dark Souls with Narutofaggotry and bosses meaner than a Souls fan on prom night

[INVCTS]

Not sure. I know I tried the Firecracker on Headless and the fucker wasn't affected by it.

There are three prosthetic upgrades that help with apparitions. There is a loaded umbrella upgrade to block terror attacks, an axe upgrade that dispels illusions, and a fire upgrade that does damage to apparitions. That said, two of those require lapis, and I don't think you would have any if you did the Shura ending first. Even with those upgrades I rather dislike the headless fight, it seems to mostly just be a item check rather than a real fight.

Edit: Forgot about one actually, so make it four. The finger whistle can be ugraded into Malcontent that staggers apparitions using a ring gained from going back to the second headless ape fight and fighting the apparition that spawns there (I think its a Shimishan Warrior). It may actually be the most useful.

 

[Islamic Creampie]

None of the Headless or orb ghost boss fights are mandatory, they just drop some unique stuff. The purple umbrella makes them completely trivial as it totally blocks damage and terror. Using it in conjunction with the Project Force skill makes them even easier.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Sekiro: Corrupted Monk Beaten by Quadriplegic Gamer

Responding to people who think Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice needs an easy mode to be more inclusive, a quadriplegic gamer posts a video of himself beating Corrupted Monk.

gamerant.com

More inclusive REEEEEE-ing about how hard it is. This whole twitter thread is a gold mine. So many different bad comparisons designed to make you the jerk because you don't want to include disabled people. Who, by the way, have not expressed one iota of fucks about this whole thing.

Just a bunch of SJW's angry for someone else's benefit.

https://twitter.com/_vixx/status/1112287102622937089

Quadriplegic gamer and Reddit user Limitlessquad posted a video to Reddit showing his Sekiro skills in action. Despite his physical disability, Limitlessquad is able to adapt and beat the Corrupted Monk, which is an especially tough boss in Sekiro. Limitlessquad created the video in response to people calling for Sekiro to add an easy mode, and specifically one post that said people with disabilities that have poor motor functions aren’t able to play the game in its current state.

lol, a quadriplegic just raped them in the asshole and did this just to dunk on them. Hahahahahahahah. I love this shit. A quadriplegic can literally play better than a gaming journalist holy fuck. Get owned you whiny dumb cunts. Actually give your spine to this guy because I think he can put it to more use than you useless faggots.

Oh wait, my bad. You niggers don't have backbones anyway. I thought you might be useful for something for a second.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Sekiro: Corrupted Monk Beaten by Quadriplegic Gamer

Responding to people who think Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice needs an easy mode to be more inclusive, a quadriplegic gamer posts a video of himself beating Corrupted Monk.

gamerant.com

lol, a quadriplegic just raped them in the asshole and did this just to dunk on them. Hahahahahahahah. I love this shit. A quadriplegic can literally play better than a gaming journalist holy fuck. Get owned you whiny dumb cunts. Actually give your spine to this guy because I think he can put it to more use than you useless faggots.

Oh wait, my bad. You niggers don't have backbones anyway. I thought you might be useful for something for a second.

I have this mental image of David from Prometheus slipping the black goo in some game journalist's drink.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Sekiro: Corrupted Monk Beaten by Quadriplegic Gamer

Responding to people who think Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice needs an easy mode to be more inclusive, a quadriplegic gamer posts a video of himself beating Corrupted Monk.

gamerant.com

lol, a quadriplegic just raped them in the asshole and did this just to dunk on them. Hahahahahahahah. I love this shit. A quadriplegic can literally play better than a gaming journalist holy fuck. Get owned you whiny dumb cunts. Actually give your spine to this guy because I think he can put it to more use than you useless faggots.

Oh wait, my bad. You niggers don't have backbones anyway. I thought you might be useful for something for a second.

He doesn't even need to use the xbox adaptive controller to do it.

Get dunked on, journalists.

 

[UE 558]

Imagine if these niggos tried to play Ghosts ‘n Goblins on NES at 50Hz

 

[Slimy Time]

That framerate drop in Ashina Castle after the Interior Minitry invades isn't great. Don't think it's as bad as Blighttown, but it does affect gameplay slightly.

 

[BrunoMattei]

The one thing I really hate about NG+ is that FROM decided -for whatever reason- that all Deathblows, even from mini-bosses, do 100% damage. So if you fuck up once, you die, resurrect, and fuck up one more time, you're done. Why the fuck it had to be 100% damage I have no idea.

 

[INVCTS]

The one thing I really hate about NG+ is that FROM decided -for whatever reason- that all Deathblows, even from mini-bosses, do 100% damage. So if you fuck up once, you die, resurrect, and fuck up one more time, you're done. Why the fuck it had to be 100% damage I have no idea.

I wasn't aware that enemies had death blows and half way into ng+ I've never been one shotted outside terror effects.

 

[Violence Jack]

I wasn't aware that enemies had death blows and half way into ng+ I've never been one shotted outside terror effects.

NG+ enemies are able to get your posture down (up?) fast they really want you to get good at the deflections in order to minimize it, but it can get pretty egregious when you're surrounded. One mistake of getting backed into a corner and you'll definitely be seeing those deathblows.

Also don't have anything to confirm this but i feel like enemies stick around longer after you die and don't immediately turn their back on you in NG+.

 

[Slimy Time]

NG+ enemies are able to get your posture down (up?) fast they really want you to get good at the deflections in order to minimize it, but it can get pretty egregious when you're surrounded. One mistake of getting backed into a corner and you'll definitely be seeing those deathblows.

Also don't have anything to confirm this but i feel like enemies stick around longer after you die and don't immediately turn their back on you in NG+.

Out of interest, what do you keep in NG+? Is it your entire inventory + skills and health? Or do you have to re-find some things?

 

[Violence Jack]

Out of interest, what do you keep in NG+? Is it your entire inventory + skills and health? Or do you have to re-find some things?

You keep everything except certain key items. All your skills, ninjutsu, prayer beads, tools. It makes the first area a quaint walk-in-the-park.

 

[vertexwindi]

I'm not even interested in this game but the salt around the difficulty makes me so happy. God bless gaming journalists.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Imagine if these niggos tried to play Ghosts ‘n Goblins on NES at 50Hz

At least keep the genre consistent and make them play Ninja Gaiden.

 

[Violence Jack]

I'm not even interested in this game but the salt around the difficulty makes me so happy. God bless gaming journalists.

lol propping up. Dude did it out of an apropos of nothing on his own time, nobody forced him to record a video. It's better than patronizing disabled people and telling them what they need in order to have fun. Citekiro just sucks at games and is using disabled people to push for shit they don't even want.

 

[Tanner Glass]

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I'm not even interested in this game but the salt around the difficulty makes me so happy. God bless gaming journalists.

Of course they're propping him up. He can't stand on his own, you insensitive ass.

This is seriously just about people being bad at a video game, because Jesus Christ. People didn't get this worked up over games that disabled people actually can't play, such as virtually (get it?) any VR game with room scale (or any VR game if you're visually impaired).

It's even more hilarious because all it took was one small change from the Souls forumla to generate this new amount of salt - you are no longer allowed to summon other players to help, which is likely how a lot of bad players were able to sneak through the souls series earlier and are now being exposed for it.

 

[Islamic Creampie]

Gonna power level a bit, but it's relevant to the discussion. My half brother has one arm and used to game all the time back on the N64 and PS2. He'd hold the controllers between his knees and somehow claw hand the sticks and buttons, and he played games just fine. Could he play Sekiro if he still bothered with games? Who knows, but he didn't whine like a bitch about it. He has a handicap and he did what he could with it.

 

[Secret Asshole]

They realize people drive with no arms right? I mean, just because you're physically disabled doesn't mean you're a fucking invalid. If one disabled guy can do it, I guarantee other disabled guys can too. You're just too fucking pathetic and we're tired of faggot normies like you in our shit. Get the fuck out you unlikeable, unloveable cunts with no talent.

Ever wonder why people like this love Communism so much? Because on a subconscious level they know they're worthless to society and have absolutely no skill, not even the marginal skill to beat a single hard video game. These people are weak as shit. Morally weak, mentally weak and physically weak.

They have to tear this guy down, when he himself publicized this to prove a point, yet they say they are so tolerant of the disabled. He did it because he doesn't like you. No one is holding him up, he can clearly do that himself. He thinks you're a pretentious faggot. I think you fucking hypocrites could use a lead sandwich in my personal opinion.

Sorry, my threshold on this shit is reaching its end.

 

[BrunoMattei]

https://twitter.com/slowbeef/status/1113607001601388555

 

[Freeman]

I keep hearing people say about how an easy mode takes nothing away from those who want to play normally not realizing it actually takes away one of the most important things in gaming. The ability to laugh at faggots who are worse than you at games.