Selecting a Despot for the Autism Thunderdome

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's funny. Bitch about not being notified endlessly, yet do the exact same thing.

I replied to your post, pussy. Even your fellow A&Hers generally agree that you're a huge pussy

 

[X Prime]

That malfunctioning vocabulary module on the fritz again.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Or just be a generally good poster that someone randomly buys you T&H. Happens more often than people think

This speaks volumes about my shitty posts and makes me cry.

I vote for a time limit to post in A&H. Not points though, that would just make people whine about stickers even more.

If you wanna fix A&H for real, just make a gigantic mega thread called "YOUR GAY BOOMER MEMES/ FUCK NIGGERS/JEWS/PEOPLE WHO GIVE ME BAD STICKERS MEGA THREAD" and keep it as a garbage container, lol

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Support the site, even I did it!

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I hereby nominate myself, Commissar @MarvinTheParanoidAndroid to the position of despotic planetary governor of Apocalypse & Hell.

When I am elected, I will build a great, big, beautiful wall and we'll make the Warp pay for it all.

Why vote for the gibbering mad-man when you can vote for the gibbering mad-bot?

#MakeKiwiFarmsGreatAgain

 

[Sithis]

I say this with all warmth and mirth: fuck you for even insinuating I want either.

Ok but I said what I said with love and you can't stop love.


Sidenote, see, this is the type of bantsing I think should remain allowed.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Support the site, even I did it!

I constantly show women at the bar pictures of Josh and claim he is my boyfriend and he's a mega power top. I personally think I contribute pretty well.

 

[X Prime]

Ok but I said what I said with love and you can't stop love.


Sidenote, see, this is the type of bantsing I think should remain allowed.

Great, now the thread is going to become homosexual.

...

Excuse me. More homosexual.

 

[Penis Drager]

Support the site, even I did it!

Only if he makes me despot of A&H.

 

[Lurker]

I constantly show women at the bar pictures of Josh and claim he is my boyfriend and he's a mega power top. I personally think I contribute pretty well.

"this man is my boyfriend and he owns a gossip forum for women"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I constantly show women at the bar pictures of Josh and claim he is my boyfriend and he's a mega power top. I personally think I contribute pretty well.

Does it work for picking up chicks?

 

[Lurker]

I just want to point out how funny it is HHH gets mad people dont' tag them when they talk shit while talking shit in an area that the user in question cannot enter or see.

oh, look, another poorfag who won't contribute to the site whining about our super sekrit cool kids forum.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

I hereby give everyone permission to shit talk me wherever they want without quoting or pinging because lmao who cares.

There's always some rule or etiquette that they ridicule you for not knowing or not following. They just want to ridicule you for something. It puts you off and makes you doubt, when the reality is who the fuck cares, you made up that "rule" anyway. As a quibble it seems to have no grammatical purpose, just a vehicle for invective.

 

[Kenya Jones]

My point is you don't have people wailing and gnashing their teeth over that section "not integrating", and I assume you already knew that.

Well it's also partially because WW doesn't make up over half of the sites new users.

Explain to me, first how the hell is A&H a hugbox when there's literally nothing stopping anyone from posting in it other than "waaaaaaaaah people were mean to me!!!!".

Nobody with a functioning brain wants to seriously post in A&H because as mentioned, it's a hugbox, no room for actual discussion. I've seen actual misinformation and lies get posted with impunity and everybody believes it.

Great, now the thread is going to become homosexual.

...

Excuse me. More homosexual.

I've already injected you with your weekly dose of estradiol cypionate.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That malfunctioning vocabulary module on the fritz again.

Aww, poor little pussy is still scared of meanie HHH. Don't worry, I won't hurt you. I can't hurt you over the computer.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Does it work for picking up chicks?

No, but it does get me free shots of Knob Creek from women in sympathy as I explain in sorrow that he cares more about making fun of fat women online instead of being with his one true love. One day, I will find the one white woman who will make me her fix-up project.

 

[X Prime]

Now we're just being optimistic.

 

[Maskull]

You are all gay.

 

[X Prime]

Keep up, I said that pages ago.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Namely that others take the bait.

As moderator, I would punish those who both cast bait and those who bite bait.

My only request is that I be granted a sheriff's star next to my name* and addressed as such when users file reports. Something like, "Sheriff Mega Man 2, could you round up a stray varmint in this here thread? He's gittin' pert near intolerable with all of his mudslingin' and bickerin'." And I'd ride out to see what all the fuss was about and sometimes the riding out would be enough, and sometimes a man's got to spend his time in the hoosegow.

*I don't care how it's interpreted by "certain posters", the Old West came first

Not necessarily to "protect an identity or culture", no. Even politically neutral forums were transformed by TDS sufferers who seemed relatively normal or at least tolerant for well over a decade prior, and suddenly I was ostracized or banned for not bending the knee. I wasn't even very political before or during 2016, so it wasn't me who changed.

You know what pard you're a rational poster and there's a lot of rational posters with similar stories of woe. Then you've got people who act like they just woke up on the internet yesterday and are gonna pretend not to notice their own posting habits or the posting habits of their fellows. And here's the truth of it. They know what they're doing and they know why they're doing it. And if the hand of moderation is ever laid upon the land in a fair manner they will bitch to no end about vast right-wing conspiracies... but it ain't the right-wing folk doing the drive-by one sentence troll posts.

God's honest truth I don't want to engage in political moderation but the most troublesome lot are all in the same political camp so what's a body to do?

Something's got to change in this town...