Selecting a Despot for the Autism Thunderdome

Rich Evans Ayypologist said:
cringe, marriage is cringe, it is far more based to come up with elaborate shoestring theories about why you can't get a woman that manage to deflect all blame from yourself onto some shadowy illuminati controlling them through hypnosis ferried through feminine hygiene products
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK, ABUSING YOUR WIFE IS ONE OF THE MOST BASED TRADITIONS, IT IS THE PILLAR OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION
 
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Megatardingo said:
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, ABUSING YOUR WIFE IS ONE OF THE MOST BASED TRADITIONS, IT IS THE PILLAR OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION
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ٱلرِّجَالُ قَوَّٰمُونَ عَلَى ٱلنِّسَآءِ بِمَا فَضَّلَ ٱللَّهُ بَعْضَهُمْ عَلَىٰ بَعْضٍ وَبِمَآ أَنفَقُوا۟ مِنْ أَمْوَٰلِهِمْ ۚ فَٱلصَّٰلِحَٰتُ قَٰنِتَٰتٌ حَٰفِظَٰتٌ لِّلْغَيْبِ بِمَا حَفِظَ ٱللَّهُ ۚ وَٱلَّٰتِى تَخَافُونَ نُشُوزَهُنَّ فَعِظُوهُنَّ وَٱهْجُرُوهُنَّ فِى ٱلْمَضَاجِعِ وَٱضْرِبُوهُنَّ ۖ فَإِنْ أَطَعْنَكُمْ فَلَا تَبْغُوا۟ عَلَيْهِنَّ سَبِيلًا ۗ إِنَّ ٱللَّهَ كَانَ عَلِيًّا كَبِيرًا

Inshallah
Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High, Exalted, Great.
 
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MundusVivendi said:
you'd think anyone unwilling is fitting though? nah son for being a jannie younshall be born jannie.
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MundusVivendi said:
If anything I'm not participate in the run for the mod seat. I have experience, but I don't want to lose both my patience and sanity again, I had army service for this shit.
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Apologize for double posting
 
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What the shit said:
Alright, here are my serious nominations for janny for A&H since I think it would be funny to see how people feel when they get nominated for such a prestigious position.
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where am i on this prestigious list. am i not important enough for even a joke nomination? well fuck you, i'll make my own nomination

Pity nomination
 
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What the shit said:
Alright, here are my serious nominations for janny for A&H since I think it would be funny to see how people feel when they get nominated for such a prestigious position.
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Hold on a damn second, why am I not on there? I have stated that I would crash this forum, with no survivors nor pay. That is a fantastic deal for Null, an incredible one.
 
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What the shit said:
Alright, here are my serious nominations for janny for A&H since I think it would be funny to see how people feel when they get nominated for such a prestigious position.
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I want Tommy Tooter for janny purely for entertainment. He’d probably just post a bunch of articles then argue with anyone that comments on said articles with a dissenting opinion.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
I want Tommy Tooter for janny purely for entertainment. He’d probably just post a bunch of articles then argue with anyone that comments on said articles with a dissenting opinion.
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i want @secret watcher as a mod, since he's unable to have a job due to being so debilitatingly autistic, he'll have all the free time in the world to be a janny on a forum that makes fun of retards exactly like him.
 
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Flowers For Sonichu said:
Apologize for double posting
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