Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

Where did this marriage thing come from? I haven't kept up with Christory for some months.

It’s a current unsubstantiated theory, because Chris appeared to be awol for a few months a while back.

I suspect it’s a case of two and two makes five.

Edit.

After a quick check, they wouldn’t be able to just get married in Finland as Chris won’t have a Finnish social security number.

It’s possible to marry without one, but Chris would have to prove that he is unmarried in the US, with documentation of his marital status.
 
Where did this marriage thing come from? I haven't kept up with Christory for some months.

He wrote about it in the blog section of his newly created website.

He claims to be getting married.

Has Flutter really been taking his Bent Duck™️ this whole time?

Relevant screencaps and archive link for those of you who don’t want to give him clicks. Forgive my mobilefaggotry.
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Where did this marriage thing come from? I haven't kept up with Christory for some months.
Chris posted this on the FAQ section of his new site CWClight:
I am also to be wed with my one destined and personally chosen partner of the 1218 Half of this Earth as prophesized in my dreams and even within the pages I have written and drawn so far.
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Well the person has a profile created in 2017 and has made Finnish comments on other subs before, so I think they're legit. That said when the first clip was posted I was sort of suspicious at first. View attachment 6468860
That’s true, it’s just for whatever reason most photos and videos seem to come from accounts that are active on Reddit yet have never posted on the ChrisChanSonichu Subreddit and they also happen to never capture Flutter’s face, it’s a bit strange.
 
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It’s a current unsubstantiated theory, because Chris appeared to be awol for a few months a while back.

I suspect it’s a case of two and two makes five.
No, he made a post about getting married last Friday on his blog. Also I don't think they are there to get married IN Finland, I suspect he's gone there with her to meet her parents if this is in fact the real deal.
 
No, he made a post about getting married last Friday on his blog. Also I don't think they are there to get married IN Finland, I suspect he's gone there with her to meet her parents if this is in fact the real deal.
I need to know what does she see in him? Is it really the fame, even if so it just does not make sense to me as the repercussions of associating with Chris (let alone marriage) are pretty severe. Feels like a net loss to me and a loss at that for someone who fucked his mom.
 
I need to know what does she see in him? Is it really the fame, even if so it just does not make sense to me as the repercussions of associating with Chris (let alone marriage) are pretty severe. Feels like a net loss to me and a loss at that for someone who fucked his mom.
you don’t want that sonichu duck?
 
It’s a current unsubstantiated theory, because Chris appeared to be awol for a few months a while back.

I suspect it’s a case of two and two makes five.

Edit.

After a quick check, they wouldn’t be able to just get married in Finland as Chris won’t have a Finnish social security number.

It’s possible to marry without one, but Chris would have to prove that he is unmarried in the US, with documentation of his marital status.
The real question is about what marriage means to Chris at this point. Documents and laws are meaningless in the face of an autist officiating his own wedding.
 
I flipped out when I saw this on the CWCki. We were right. And this has gotta be the first time Chris has been outside the US right?

So I guess this theory about her identity holds no credence:
Not a joke: I believe I have found Flutter's real name. If my sleuthing is correct, I believe her real name is Alexis Marttila. She is indeed of Finnish descent and appears to be from Lynchburg (her grandmother Laverne Martilla and immediate family lives in the area). Her grandparents and great-grandparents are from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, an area of the United States with a large population of people of Finnish descent.

But how did I find this?

It was this easy:
  1. Hear that Flutter may be Finnish-American
  2. 2 seconds on Wikipedia will tell you that a good majority of Finnish-Americans are in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan
  3. Search several Upper Peninsula news sites for "Lynchburg"
  4. Find 2 separate obituaries naming Laverne Marttila, a woman with a Finnish last name who lives in Lynchburg: the obituary of James "Gary" Lyttinen, published in The Keweenaw Report in 2018: http://www.keweenawreport.com/obits/obituary-james-gary-lyttinen/ (archive) and the obituary of Thomas Marttila, published in The Mining Gazette in January: https://www.mininggazette.com/obituaries/2024/01/thomas-marttila/ (archive)
  5. Search "Marttila" in the archives of Lynchburg's News and Advance
  6. Flutter (possibly) found in the April 11, 1999 edition of the News and Advance in the weddings section. Highlights were done by me: note that Laverne Marttila is named here. Guessing by the relationship this is from her aunt's wedding, where she was listed as a flower girl.
  7. I believe Sheri, Kevin, and Brent are Laverne's children, from what I was able to gather.
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Why do I think Alexis Marttila is Flutter?

- The Marttila family is literally the only Finnish family I have found so far who is in the Lynchburg area, and by extension Virginia. The only other people with that surname that I could find had ties to Virginia were international student atheletes.

- A wedding in December 1998 and a possible birth year of 1992 or 1993 would be a pretty standard age for a flower girl at a wedding.

- The audio from the airport sighting strongly suggests that Flutter has a name beginning with "Al-". This would fit if Flutter's first name is indeed Alexis.

I was able to find literally nothing with Alexis Marttila's real name on the Internet (so far). Not even any records on people search sites, which suggests she did probably wipe her online record very well. Unfortunately, she couldn't delete newspaper archives off of the Internet.
 
How the fuck did he escape containment to America?

It’s possible to marry without one, but Chris would have to prove that he is unmarried in the US, with documentation of his marital status.
As an American who got married overseas, all he has to do is go to the local US Embassy, sign an affidavit (they already have them preprinted for the local authorities) and pay them $50 to stamp it.
 
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