Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

I really don't know what is even happening with Chris now? Is this the happy ending for him? He rapes his mom and then three years later gets to finally travel over seas?

 

[Vibralldo]

Cris around this time trying to get Kris to make a company with them and try to make Sonna you go mainstream.

Did you use voice to text to write this?

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

We really do have agents all over the globe lol.

Nothing is beyond our reach.

I love that your display pic matches your post.

I wonder what Chris's intentions are, do you think he's going to marry this Flutter Chick?
And can a reddit fag not get a good picture of this chick?!

 

[Argh My Cigar]

If chris has a kid it would be likely to be very retarded and quite possibly the type to need round the clock attention and care for its whole life right?

I'd honestly feel bad if the kid's born neurotypical yet has to adhere to Chris's fucked up parenting "sensibilities". I can only imagine the shame of growing up under the internet's scrutiny as the spawn of CWC too.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

The USSR couldn't invade Finland, but CWCville did.

communists are inferior to Sonichus confirmed

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

maybe this was addressed and I missed it, but is this sourced from yet another reddit account with exactly no posts other than this for the past four years since it was made, similar to the other Flutter "sightings"?

 

[Sargon_poster]

NO! I wont take this lying down.
Motherfuckers VITTUUN SUOMESTA!

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

If chris has a kid it would be likely to be very retarded and quite possibly the type to need round the clock attention and care for its whole life right?

Chris could have the healthiest, most functional baby ever and he’d still be entirely unable to raise it.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Chris and Flutter are in Finland. Yesterday they were spotted at the Mall of Tripla in Helsinki.

Neither of them are allowed in the Hyperborean ethnostate. They are both cavebeast kuffar.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

what in the goddamn

 

[Executive Petrel]

Chris has succeeded at his love quest now.

Raping Barb changed his life for the better. That's a bitter pill for his A-Logs to swallow, and a sad indictment of the justice system.

Darktriadmaxxing always gets the job done.

 

[Sargon_poster]

Local finnish men trying to help flutter back to shore (2024)

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

If there's a wedding will @Null recieve a invitation to attend?

isn´t null living in Serbia? it´s...technically close to Finland, come on Null, you can be the best man

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Also, fuck, Chris is in my continent.

Yep, he's yours now. We never thought another country would willingly take him, but here we are.
This must be what it's like when your kid finally moves out, you're so fucking proud of them, you love them, but my god in heaven; it's so good to have them out of the house and you hope they never come back.
As his new legal guardian here's a list of things you need to know about handling and housing Chris-Chan.

1. If there are toys anywhere nearby, They are his don't touch them. You don't know where they've been
2. He has access to pepperspray. We don't know how he keeps getting it. If he feels threatened or if the color of a fictional character's design changes; you will be assaulted.
3. Money for any reason is not to be given to Chris, It disappears the instant it touches him. It's like a fucked up magic trick.
4. If Chris reads, watches, or hears of something he likes, he will literally insert himself into it. (eg. if you show him Sonic or Pokemon he become Sonichu, or if you show him The Bible, he becomes CHRIST HIMSELF)
5. Do not leave unattended Fanta near Chris. He WILL change the chemical composition of the beverage when you are not looking.
6. Do not leave unattended chocolate cake near Chris. He WILL fart on it.
7. Under no circumstances are you to leave his or your elderly mother in his viscinity; he will fuck them.
8. The Merge is now YOUR responsibility to handle.

Anyways; good luck! And remember, if you try bringing him back; we will consider it an act of war!

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Imagine sitting on an 15 hours flight next to Chris Chan

IDK if someone saw a video of a drunk karen that got arrested in the plane and she spit passengers and the policeman that arrested her...that´s a little less horrible than being next to Chris Chan in a plane for 15 hours

 

[McSneaks]

Imagine sitting on an international flight beside this thing my god. The smell alone


And a 4 second video (with the phone hidden at first) from 3 miles away is the best we can do? Are these weens really more autistic then chris? You just know he was shaking and sweating the whole time too

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I assume the CIA is behind this, and Christine is infiltrating Russia?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Just as foretold:

 

[Sargon_poster]

Me defending my elderly mother from the weird Jenkki. (2024)


Young finnish boy observing a foreing lolcow (2024)

 

[Yankee Shogun]

I don't think he's there to try to get permission go marry, but he's probably just holidaying. Not Finnish but the knowledge Chris is now thousands of miles closer to me and can now travel cross-continent makes me deeply uncomfortable