Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

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Pickle Inspector said:
Chris inconspicuous as ever with his bright blue hoody.
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On Reddit, someone speculated that if "Honor Roll" went to Akihabara, he wouldn't really stand out among "weebs" who visit there.

Somehow I doubt that, seeing how "Honor Roll" is a freak of freaks. The Japanese usually do not see foreigners like "Chris Chan".
 
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This is a pivotal moment in Christory. Before now, Chris had barely left the state of Virginia (spare for conventions and ween-induced trips to Ohio).
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Probably the final nail in the coffin of old Chris-Chan. Gone are the days of Charlottesville being the "Big Apple", Germany being north of Michigan, Australia being a place you could drive to, and Virginia being the model for every other place in the U.S. Now our boy is globe trotting.

I kind of lament this fact. Part of the charm of the early internet days is you could find some weird hilbilly whose only exposure to the outside world was movies, tv and nintendo. All of Chris-Chan's knowledge came from that and he incorporated it into his comics and his discussion on what the world was like, and because of Christian's tism, believing in hero/villain dynamics straight from the media he consumes. It created for a strangely fascinating person.

Now the more Chris has exposed himself to wider society, and his completely inability to show discernment in parsing out this information, he becomes more and more basic.

I hope he does something noteworthy on this trip.
 
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I hope he gets into a fight with some SVL members and somehow happens to win and it ends up on video
 
here's the logic behind why I and some others figured that Flutter was romantically after Chris Chad

-first sighting was around September 2023. Chris was showing how to use some coin machine to a female midget dressed like aspies usually dress. I personally figured "oh, that's the young social worker / disability assistant / whatever-the-fuck-it's-called helper the state of Virginia got, to guide the recently released motherfucker who was in jail for over a year and a half

-then pics came out him looming over her, possibly kissing her; reports of him being touchy feely towards her, as expected; if she was a hired social worker (I literally forgot the role for young people hired to help disabled people, might not even require a college degree) she probably would have been reassigned to someone else; if she was just someone trying to be Chris's platonic friend she probably would've given up after being felt up by someone much taller and heavier than her, who has a reputation for being overly persistent in his attempts to complete his Love Quest that he fucked his own mom

-at that point I was making multiple provocative posts about them being romantic, even though I figured it was possible she was some poor "social worker" (for lack of a better phrase) that was going to eventually be reassigned, or a naive White Knight who was going to give up soon, but nope...more pics of them came out, in different places, at different points in time. This all happened before the end of 2023, so by the start of 2024 I was >90% confident that Flutter was dating Chris

-all the counterarguments were easily disputable. "Chris would brag about it!" --> he spent ~1.75 years in jail and went through tougher negative scrutiny than he ever had before for being too open about his motherfucking! ; "she is being hired by Caden" --> why would Caden hire a tiny frail womanlet to tard wrangle Chris? Chris doesnt even need to be tard wrangled nearly as much as before, if at all, he's been cowed by his troubles with the law that took place ; "she's a drug trafficker who just hangs out with Chris to put on a front or as a side job" --> that's an awfully tangential side job if she goes out of her way to travel with him to various conventions, some in other states, and while the economy sucks there are logically better opportunities to make $ as a frail womanlet than to hang out with the Motherfucker

probably the most reasonable counterargument is that she's been a platonic friend all along but it's confirmed Chris likes to feel her up and probably does so a lot in private. So...the fact that she's been with him in multiple different instances since September 2023 or even a bit earlier, traveling BY PLANE from some other place, shows a level of willingness to tolerate Chris that fits the profile of someone ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED in Chris rather than someone who just wants to hang out with him just as a friend

Use your brain folx!

also, not to mention the fact that the reddit post that spotted them in a Walmart near Liberty University, in July 2024, stated that Flutter was putting on a cutesy anime girl voice while Chris was "teaching" her how to properly bag groceries which indicates they were doing a father-daughter LARP. Possibly not a serious one, just a cutesy casual one to have a fun social interaction, but that's not really the kind of thing a womanlet REPEATEDLY going out of her way to hang with Chris would do if she was just a platonic friend or hired by "drug lord Caden", is it?
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Flutter isn’t a girlfriend to Chris, flutter is a Honeytrap set up by Caden to get Chris trust so Caden can monetize Chris and skim off the top of his earnings.
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Or Flutter may be using Chris to more easily obtain residency in the US by claiming to be in a relationship with an American citizen - basically, a relationship of convenience à la mail-order brides, only in reverse. The travel, etc. would help to bolster her case with ICE and she'd be financially underwriting the whole thing. Yeah, she'd have to put up with Chris during the process, but if she's autist enough herself she may not even notice how revolting he is.

Note that I don't for one second think that Caden isn't exploiting Chris; the little shit is clearly known for doing that. But Flutter may be working independently of that dipshit.
 
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dukekinny said:
Or maybe she actually likes him?!
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See my earlier comment re: the 'tism blinding her to his awfulness. Neither one is mutually-exclusive, though straight-up infatuation could have the same effects.

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Maybe just maybe she didn't even know who he was when she first started writing to him because he was posted on a website for snail mail pen pals?!

https://signalpenpals.net/
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This seems less likely. Chris can't go nine seconds without telling people he's just met about how he's CPU Bluenipples the Seaweed-Green Pony Messiah Sonichu. He almost certainly opened his yap about it to her right off the bat, if for no other reason than to (in his mind) soften the inevitable shock of her finding out about his illustrious past by getting his biased version of events out there first. Normal thing to do when you've got a record, but for Chris it's been SOP for his entire life.
 
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Retarded_FAG said:
Wait what? Flutter may actually like chris chan? Since when and how
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one word: hybristophilia

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also, unlike other felons, Chris is much less likely to be able to leave her for another woman. Women naturally do not want to ever be abandoned for another woman - of course, they're also naturally attracted to men who CAN abandon them for another woman, but Flutter is obviously someone who seems a bit femcel and therefore might settle for a Chris Chad rather than a 'regular' Chad.
 
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