(Serious) advice you wouldn't tell someone without anonymity

[Yukako]

It's important to have hobbies other than mindlessly consuming media.

Medication alone won't treat your mental problems. Stop being fat, try exercise and meeting people.

On that note, don't trust anyone with a cluster B personality disorder, even if they're family. The only exception is if they've had therapy. Chances are you'll be replaced as soon as they've found someone more beneficial to them.

 

[Smar Mijou]

This is best exemplified by Daryl Davis, a nigger who convinced hundreds of die-hard KKK faggots to abandon their ideology just by doing the sheer unthinkable task of actually befriending them.

Daryl Davis isn't a nigger, he's a respectable black man.

And it's something to be said that he can talk to KKK members and others, and convince them to change their way of thinking.... but when he tried to talk to the BLM faggots he was almost assaulted and couldn't even make any inroads with them.

 

[MadDisaster]

If you're unhappy with your life, a lot of times it is actually your own fault. You make poor decisions. You treat people badly. You don't take care of yourself. You're unlikable or unpleasant. You aren’t as smart as you think you are. You are lazy.

Most people fail at improving their lives for two reasons. First, they aren't able to honestly assess what they're doing wrong. Second, they aren't willing to put in the work to make changes to themselves. They will be unhappy indefinitely, because it's easier and more comfortable than change.

 

[David Brown]

Acting like a retard can get you out of having to deal with annoying or tedious shit sometimes. If you just refuse to do something you can be held accountable but if someone wants you to do something and you just act like you don't understand or are too stupid to do whatever they ask, many times they'll just do it for you. Use this technique sparingly. Also stalling on something that someone else needs done right away (being retarded and asking dumbass questions is a good stall tactic as well) will sometimes get them to do it as well.

If you do this frequently people will catch on and it will cause you problems. It's better not to do it but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

Yes (((they))) really have the reigns of the world at this point in time.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Learn the difference between having sex and making love.

 

[femboyfagboy]

For financial success, don't work for anything unironically just rob people it is so easy and you can make millions easily.

Yes (((they))) really have the reigns of the world at this point in time.

Sounds like a loser cope but that's just me

 

[Montalbane]

Ignore advice you find online

 

[HarveyMCR]

I had a very privileged upbringing and I had the very good fortunes to attend a high-ranked, private high school on almost a full scholarship.

On one of the last days of school before we graduated, we were sat down by the administration and given several pieces of advice. Most of which on choosing college majors/careers, and finding a good life partner. That being said, we were given (as far as I can recall) only 2 pieces of general life advice that they made sure to hammer into our heads.

1) Invest as much money as possible into 401k, Roth IRA, and HSA as young as possible.
2) Never ever ever ever EVER talk to the police. Never. If you get questioned for any reason, say "Thank you officer, but I would like to speak to my legal counsel" if even that.

I am in the legal field now. Null's experiences with the Greer case are actually pretty par for the course. It's funny listening to him complain on MATI about how "this never happens" because I spend essentially every day listening to people complain about a legal situation that "never happens". The US legal system is completely fucked, and people are regularly imprisoned/stripped of property because a judge had a bad day and just doesn't care.

Don't talk to the police. Zip your mouth. You're not going to help yourself.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Say the n word as much as possible to provoke violence in the low iq individuals.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

The only exception is if they've had therapy

Thread-Advice from me after seeing the above nonsense: Don't listen to people who think "therapy" is a thing and accuse you or others of belonging to some meme disorder class beyond the usual psycho, schizo, wacko, sped and sicko. There are some based shrinks, which happen to be good people with a loicense, with whom you can have nice chats when feeling down but that's really all there's to it.
Good luck talking someone who tortured cats as a child into becoming a wholly different person. Normal people know this doesn't happen. Again, stay away from people when they seriously start quoting the DSM. Listen to people who say: "he/she seems sad, maybe he needs a good friend to talk to." -those are rare nowadays.

 

[MaxPayne]

This is best exemplified by Daryl Davis, a nigger who convinced hundreds of die-hard KKK faggots to abandon their ideology just by doing the sheer unthinkable task of actually befriending them.

Reminder that that nigger went on Tim POOL and revealed that he essentially hates Whites.

https://www.youtube.com/live/PpWWlhTTqDM?si=X-iADvE_m_G7B99y

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

(Subtext: Do not actually follow through on any of this advice, I take no responsibility for any criminal activity you engage in and will condemn you if you are persecuted.)
1. If you've worked an office job, consider how many times you've overlooked something because you just didn't give enough of a shit. I promise you, 95% of government bureaucrats do the same thing, particularly ones in welfare. If you're really hurting for groceries, just fucking lie to your state's SNAP provider. So long as you don't abuse it and make noise about it, they won't care. Illegals are doing it even more than you are right now so who gives a shit for the short-term?

2. Hospital parking lots are packed 24/7. If you've got tinted windows, they're the safest place to sleep when you're between places to stay, no one's gonna go around checking every single car and victim-based crimes are very rare near hospitals. Alternatively, if you've got good insurance or Medicare (Perhaps by lying to your state's SNAP provider), mentioning that you have chest pains during check-in gets you upwards of a 6-7 hour stay in an emergency room where they will let you sleep (if you don't mind being on EKG monitors). It ain't comfortable but it's a bed and gets you out of the elements. Just be sure to feed the usually very tired and overworked doctors the idea that it's just a pinched nerve or precordial catch syndrome and they'll write it off as that, maybe give you a motrin prescription, and discharge you.

 

[Dwarf Lord]

Reminder that that nigger went on Tim POOL and revealed that he essentially hates Whites.

Of course he does, all his white friends are in the KKK!

 

[Idiotron]

Steal whatever you can from your workplace without getting caught.
They exploit you, might as well exploit them back.
You will regret not taking anything after you move on to your next job.

Get a bodycam that can be used without anybody knowing.
I have one that looks like a button on a shirt.
Have a conversation with your boss/manager and steer it in a way where they tell you to break the law.
It happens anyway, every employer I've ever had told me to break the law to some extent at one point or another.
When the going gets tough, blackmail them with the footage.

I'm of course joking, officer.
Wink wink nudge nudge, know what I mean?
Say no more.

 

[peachlover669]

Steal whatever you can from your workplace without getting caught.
They exploit you, might as well exploit them back.
You will regret not taking anything after you move on to your next job.

Get a bodycam that can be used without anybody knowing.
I have one that looks like a button on a shirt.
Have a conversation with your boss/manager and steer it in a way where they tell you to break the law.
It happens anyway, every employer I've ever had told me to break the law to some extent at one point or another.
When the going gets tough, blackmail them with the footage.

I'm of course joking, officer.
Wink wink nudge nudge, know what I mean?
Say no more.
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Better advice would be "dont work for jews"
If your work is so bad your being forced to do this then you only have yourself to blame for staying there.

 

[Safir]

The two greatest things I've done my life, I can't tell even with the anonymity the Farms provides.

One is potentially illegal. If it is, the statute of limitations has expired, but I don't want strangers who should trust me know I did it. Note, I was in the right and the other party was in the wrong, but of course strangers don't think I'm always in the right, and I don't want them to be afraid I could do this to them if they end up on my shitlist.
This is still a private matter, I didn't fuck with or cheat the government. I could tell the story on the Farms if I made a new account.

The other is not illegal but extremely doxxxxable and could be bad for me personally, like if someone poasted a very detailed "how to legally kill witnesses as a secretary of state".

1. Be friendly and helpful in small things.
If you're female, it's part of your nature, don't buck it to be "not like other girls". If you're male, this is NOT in your nature but women love it. To not become a gofer pussy (and to do less work), take initiative, be friendly but on your own terms. Anyway, this item is not how to be friendly, it's about how incredibly useful it is. When I did my thing, the people who were supposed to catch on and stop me thought I was being friendly.
inb4 "but you tell people to get raped on here": I don't casually swear IRL though, the naughtiest word I say to normal strangers is the English word "trash".

2. Plan everything carefully. Have backups and backups for backups. Speaking of backups, let's say you need to copy data from a computer -- easy, right?
- what if no internets on the computer
- what if you don't have enough space
- what if the computer you need to copy them from is broken or infected

3. Know how stuff works, but also know that most people don't know and they act accordingly. Don't be caught off guard by people acting stupid around technology, learn how they are being stupid, and remember you can explain your own suspicious behavior by overabundance of caution (almost always works, don't overuse it) or negligence (rarely works but try it if the alternative is prison) around tech.

4. Remember that stupid people (that's everyone except cops, who are taught techniques to not be stupid) don't expect pre-planning. If you say you were in a place yesterday, as alibi, but you actually went there last week and have proof that you went at all, no one (except cops) will suspect that you didn't go when you say you did.

5. Don't lose your cool. Tech breaks, everything can be blamed on a tech fuckup. If you didn't cause monetary harm and weren't lazy, it's easy to brush suspicious things off as malfunction. If your bus pass malfulctions, you're a dirty fare dodger and deserve the rope. If your office pass """malfunctions""", oh, this shit again, go on ahead buddy, let me open the turnstile for you.

6. For things that are critically important, be generous with money as payment to helpful people, be in a happy tippy mood. If you feel bad about "wasting" money, you'll incentivize yourself to pre-plan less and cut corners, and that can fuck you hard.

7. Yuppies: mind the weather, the weather will fucking murder you. If you're fussy like a Jewish grandma in a city, it will not save you.

FINAL:
be very careful about who you tell things to. My parents know what I did, they're extremely proud. But children are stupid and can boast about your exploits in excitement. Even if you have great children who never throw hissy fits and will never rat you out to hurt you, children are bad at filtering the output, AND they're especially bad with "awesome thing you shouldn't tell people about". They'll tell their friends about their cool Dad or Mom and you will enjoy prison. Also, people change. I had a sister who pooned out. If I'd done the things before her poonout, I'd have told her and been ultra fucked now.

 

[Cats]

I don't have any anonymity here, so the only advice i can give is to love and pet your cat companion daily, and 2. dont get brain damage

 

[BiggestKai]

Read nigger, read. It is a skill in itself, and like mathematics, helps to improve brain function. And some of us need all the help they can get in the brain department.

People keep saying this but looking back at my library it's mainly fiction novels and pulp, and I feel like they mean for me to read something else. Except I don't know what exactly.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

I’ve got 2.
For the first, I’m cheating because I’ve given this advice IRL to someone but whatever. Now this may be controversial, but, if a girl wants to do anal, and you want that experience, take the opportunity. Because the majority of women will not want to or refuse, real life is not porn. (for the record idk it was fine, vaginal sex is better, I know shocker the place nature designed is better).

For the second, bullying works. It just does. Humans are built to conform and if you’ve got some annoying ass useless co-worker, start some light bullying and or gaslighting and watch the results come in. Even if they only modify their behaviour around you, at least you’re no longer being annoyed. Temperance is the key here, don’t commit any felonies against them. (And this works way way better if you’ve got other people in on it)