Shakedown in Progress

[InLivingTuna]

That being said we do kind of have a lot of users, and most don't report probably for the same reason: Bugging mods about things is generally a bad idea.

This is a common misconception. While you shouldn't just pm mods directly with every problem you have, the report button is there for a reason. We will never penalize anyone for overusing the feature, as long as you're actually reporting posts for real reasons then it's fine.

 

[Uncle Warren]

This is a common misconception. While you shouldn't just pm mods directly with every problem you have, the report button is there for a reason. We will never penalize anyone for overusing the feature, as long as you're actually reporting posts for real reasons then it's fine.

Well for me personally it's more or less meme responses, but I rarely report since AC is pretty quiet in terms of infighting and drama.

 

[AnOminous]

Because people should reasonably try and prove themselves before they're given power over a section of the site. I've heard that I contributed like 75% of all reports before I was made a supervisor, and @CasualSeppuku had a similar story.

Snitches get stitches.

 

[Sissy]

A lot of folks are still waiting for that 2008 Chris Chan experience to return. None of us will ever forget memories that go back a decade. Watching a fat Autist eat his own cum. Laughing at a homophobic virgin. Orange soda. Posting about him was fun because there wasn't some arbiter of comedy trying to make you feel down on yourself for trying to make a joke, and then being unfunny themselves. Why can't we just make fun of retards and trannys in peace?

Let's face the reality of it, Chris just isn't as funny as he used to be. So whats wrong with trying to make a joke in a thread about some insignificant subhuman non-factor? It's not like any of it is important in any way. This isn't a board about serious discussion, and why would anyone want it to be?

There should be no mods.

 

[AprilRains]

I think you mean "Shake-Up", @Null , unless you actually plan on trying to mulct money out of us.

 

[Xerxes IX]

If so, where would non-SJWs/anti-SJWs or alt-right tumblr people go?

I've seen people bring up ideas for a Culture War board that encompassed everyone who is a cow for their politisperging, whether it be left-wing or right-wing. I think it's worth doing since the lolcow board is around half and half culture war cows/other types of cows.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

@CasualSeppuku had a similar story.

You sent pictures of your feet in exchange for mod status too? Gross.

 

[InLivingTuna]

You sent pictures of your feet in exchange for mod status too? Gross.

C'mon, you know that's a mandatory part of getting promoted, you did it too. And btw, at least I have 5 toes on both feet like a normal person.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

C'mon, you know that's a mandatory part of getting promoted, you did it too. And btw, at least I have 5 toes on both feet like a normal person.

Haha jokes on you that was a pic of Kengles feet that he kept sending to Nekoarc

 

[InLivingTuna]

Haha jokes on you that was a pic of Kengles feet that he kept sending to Nekoarc

I can't believe you lied to me like this... I jacked off to those pictures so many times...

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I can't believe you lied to me like this... I jacked off to those pictures so many times...

I jacked off to @Hellblazer's feet on many a lonely night. They're so petite, yet hairy

 

[InLivingTuna]

I jacked off to @Hellblazer's feet on many a lonely night. They're so petite

Yeah but the pink nail polish kinda ruins it for me, like damn dude you might as well get a tramp stamp and start hanging around at the street corner. @Meowthkip has some toes I wanna suck tho

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Well for me personally it's more or less meme responses, but I rarely report since AC is pretty quiet in terms of infighting and drama.

The only board on the internet comprised of a majority number of furries to be that way tbh.

 

[Uncle Warren]

The only board on the internet comprised of a majority number of furries to be that way tbh.

Ain't that a fucking ironic point.

That being said I am sure we both are aware that AC is also a very volatile place, and our halal count is quite high. Possibly explains why people aren't willing to step out of line.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Or, you know, said users could ask what's been happening instead of shitting up a topic. I don't see the harm in someone asking for an update on a cow with an 800+ page topic with an OP that hasn't been touched in years. At the end of the day, the community itself has to responsible for not being shit as well. If that means handing out a threadban or two to people calling ADF a potato two years after that joke ran its course or someone asking if Chris is getting better then fine.

Seems like with some rapid or very visible cows that could be quite a few "hey, what's up with this weirdo" posts though with varying degrees of accurate responses. I guess that is the advantage to having new threads: new, updated OP by someone more active. I wonder if there is a way to get the same effect without creating a new thread. I don't suppose there is a way to 'inherit' the original post from a no-longer active user to someone else? Other than mod edits, I guess.

 

[Null]

I think you mean "Shake-Up", @Null , unless you actually plan on trying to mulct money out of us.

I meant shakedown as in prison contraband bust

 

[Null]

@Null bean quick question--- is the lolcow wiki still avail to contribute to? I got an awesome mechanical keyboard and i want to write everything

Yes

 

[introman]

Not going to quote the numerous posts about trying to fix the bloated mega-threads and trying to streamline them.

@Null

Couldn't there be a separate thread/button that pops out a page, linked to the megathreads(like the featured thread option or the wiki that are strictly updates in a timeline order or just a cool "U" button) You just have to have a certain few(staff preferably) just add stuff by chronological date. People who just want the updates can go to to the updates thread/pop-out, while the deep philosopher persiflage posters' can do their thing.

 

[Null]

Can you tell us a bit of what problems you see or hear that are going on with Lolcow and (what you roughly know, since its technically a pinkish idk) with Lolcow General? What would you see changed specifically pertaining to those boards apart from what you've already specified?

I check a few popular Lolcow threads but I don't actively seek out threads because I'm not liable to enjoy any unless I'm referred to one. This is a mix of threads themselves being rather off-topic, but the longest and oldest threads tend to be very homogeneous and angry.

 

[Super Collie]

We all float, down here.

@bearycool
@Super Collie
@Hellfire

All would make good kiwifarmers, off the top of my head, for dear leader to touch on the shoulder and empower them to smite :autism:, assuming they are all willing.

Kind regards all, please take no offense if I did not think to tag you as I'm sure I could be here all night if I had to remember everybody who would be good to enlist. I don't envy those eventually chosen considering how often this place turns out members attempting high scores irl these days...

I was actually 3rd or 4th in line for consideration as supervisor of the Animal Control board when it initially opened.

I don't know if I am good moderator material for the Farms, though. I'm a bit of an "X" factor, and I feel like at times the administrators question whether or not they can put their trust in me for some weird reason. I think it's because I am too well behaved.