Lolcow Sherwin Shayegan / "The Piggyback Bandit" - Piggyback Fetishist

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This is Sherwin.

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Looks like a normal kind of guy right?



No my friends. This is a man with a piggyback fetish.
From his facebook (now deleted): ‘Give me a piggyback ride!’ and that he wants to meet ‘good looking boys. Preferably at libraries when no one else is around.’”

Sherwin's typical modus operandi is to sneak into a high school athletics function. Basketball, Baseball, Hockey, whatever, and pose as a retarded waterboy, or a team manager, photographer, interviewer... whatever he thinks will work. He often wears a disguise to blend in.
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Once he has infiltrated the team, he will look for a target. When he finds the target, usually a young male on the team, and often the best player (he will do his research online to know this), he will hurl his 240 pound body onto the student's back, and piggyback ride him for as long as he can get away with it.

Police officers who have witnessed him do this describe his actions in purely sexual terms.
Lawrence: “You’ll never forget watching him get off that kid’s back and the look on his face. He could have been masturbating. Honestly, that’s the look on his face. Am I wrong?”

Ranalli: “No!”

Lawrence: “Like euphoria. Ahhhhh.

He has done this over and over and over again, going to schools all over the country, and doing the same routine.
While his mother claims he has Aspergers, it does not seem to be that serious. However, he will often pretend to be severely mentally challenged as a way of getting sympathy or more piggybacks. Every now and then, he'll get even creeper about it, touching players, and sometimes grabbing player's arms and attempting to pull them into the locker room.

A local news story about him.
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/l...hool-Hockey-Player-in-Virginia-285417601.html


https://www.facebook.com/sherwin.shayegan
Here's his facebook. He's remarkably proud of his accomplishments.
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He even helpfully provides links to his latest escapades.

He even has his own Wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piggyback_Bandit
 
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I like it.

What would cause such a singular focus?
 
Is he still active online? His Facebook hasn't updated since 2012.
 
There isn't really much here. Just a weird sperg that does weird shit. Even less interesting if he really is just awaiting extradition.
 
While his mother claims he has Aspergers, it does not seem to be that serious. However, he will often act completely retarded, pretending to be severely mentally challenged as a way of getting sympathy or more piggybacks. Every now and then, he'll get even creeper about it, touching players, and sometimes grabbing player's arms and attempting to pull them into the locker room.
Autism (condition) doesn't make you retarded
Autism (insult) makes you retarded

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I like it.

What would cause such a singular focus?
probably a greentext story
 
That was in February 2015. They said he got 12 months with 10 months suspended, so he would have been out some time in April, in all likelihood.
He was also subjected to mental health evaluation after he got out too. What if he fails the evaluation?.
I really wonder what happened next since I can't find anything else. Probably his internet was chopped down to prevent him from researching more young boys?, or he's just hiding on a basement?.
 
More than one source provides a sort of origin story for his madness.

Autism.

Growing up, Sherwin was heavily involved in his school's sports program. He was the "manager" for the school’s soccer and football teams. Mostly, he was just a waterboy. Occasionally, the players would even give Sherwin celebratory piggyback rides. These were the happiest days of his life... but everything changed when he graduated.

Suddenly, Sherwin’s life changed. He was forced to be responsible, and have jobs and stuff. He hated being a grownup, so he started creeping around his old high school, but got banned. So instead he started visiting other schools, looking to relive his glory days... in the creepiest possible way.
And so, a legend was born.
 
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More than one source provides a sort of origin story for his madness.

Autism.

Growing up, Sherwin was heavily involved in his school's sports program. He was the "manager" for the school’s soccer and football teams. Mostly, he was just a waterboy. Occasionally, the players would even give Sherwin celebratory piggyback rides. These were the happiest days of his life... but everything changed when he graduated.

Suddenly, Sherwin’s life changed. He was forced to be responsible, and have jobs and stuff. He hated being a grownup, so he started creeping around his old high school, but got banned. So instead he started visiting other schools, looking to relive his glory days... in the creepiest possible way.
And so, a legend was born.
so he was just a typical nostalgic autist
 
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so he was just a typical nostalgic autist

Yes, sorta. Except in this case there's a very strong sexual element. Piggybacks make him all tingly down there, and there's strong pedophilic desires connected to it. It's not just the piggybacks, it's the touching, and in a few cases, he's tried to force students to do... something.
Fortunately he's a big fat slob who is probably easy to overpower for even an average teen, to say nothing about a star football player. So we have yet to figure out exactly why he might be trying to pull athletic young boys into a locker room.
 
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