💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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Coach John McGuirk said:
all he does is play BfBB. Nobody’s forcing him to, it’s like he just knowingly chooses to exist in a state of perpetual fuming.
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BibiLivesMatter said:
How close is he to hitting the peak of how fast someone can beat that game without hacks? From what I seen in his older world records they're really near the peak of refinement that can be done in completing the game.
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the game is so refined at this point that most of the new discoveries are tricks that save you 3 seconds but have a high possibility of killing your run unless executed perfectly 20 minutes in,

with his current route the sun of best segments is way below 39:59 which is his current goal, so its not worth the risk to attempt something like that for sanity's sake and considering that most of his runs dont make it past the 10 minute mark.
 
I was a fan of Shift ever since he called someone a little girl and told them to go eat shit out of their own diaper
 
His stream schedule is beyond fucked. He just started his stream at 2:30am his time. He struggled to wake up by 2pm for that THQ stream announcing the new spongebob (and then he went back to sleep lol) I think if he keeps going, he will wrap back around to having a normal person schedule.
 
niggernomicon said:
His stream schedule is beyond fucked. He just started his stream at 2:30am his time. He struggled to wake up by 2pm for that THQ stream announcing the new spongebob (and then he went back to sleep lol) I think if he keeps going, he will wrap back around to having a normal person schedule.
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I was told years ago that he has some sort of a sleep pattern where he goes to bed later each night I think it was that he has '30 hour days' although these days it's probably like 25 which means his stream schedule is fucked now and then in a few weeks it would be normal times. Although for the past month it always seems he streams over night and it's probably to avoid most of his trolls.
 
Pineapple Sandwich said:
he has some sort of a sleep pattern where he goes to bed later each night I think it was that he has '30 hour days' although these days it's probably like 25
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Fascinating. Perhaps this is another manifestation of whatever mental illness he has that makes him play spongebob for 12 hours everyday.

Speaking of - I thought I'd open the thread up to speculating on what exactly is wrong with this weird ass nigga. Some kind of OCD? He doesn't seem autistic, he can act personable enough (the subathons)
 
niggernomicon said:
Fascinating. Perhaps this is another manifestation of whatever mental illness he has that makes him play spongebob for 12 hours everyday.

Speaking of - I thought I'd open the thread up to speculating on what exactly is wrong with this weird ass nigga. Some kind of OCD? He doesn't seem autistic, he can act personable enough (the subathons)
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in a past life someone like SHIFT would have been a mason building fancy statues for churches in Bavaria, scrapping the entire thing if a single imperfection arised.
i would guess he has some form of ocd, i like to think if he quit speed running BFBB some itch knowing the run is imperfect would bother him until he returned,
the first 39 is like SHiFTS mona lisa, even if he quit after that he would still feel the run is imperfect
 
Rudy Coleman said:
i would guess he has some form of ocd, i like to think if he quit speed running BFBB some itch knowing the run is imperfect would bother him until he returned,
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He will probably be playing the game for quite a while and if he's finally happy with a 39 he will probably do things like 100%

he definitely has some sort of ocd whether it's sunken cost or what who knows. He really wants to make it seem what he does is important and fulfilling to his life. I think it's partially that he's realised he's wasted 1/3 of his life playing a game nobody really cares about these days telling people who troll him that they should play the game and see how they feel and how he's not appreciated and causes him to be angry.
 
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Hey man if you keep making that face it'll stay that way

So many of his movements on cam look like the man is being fucking possessed to play this game ad nauseam.
 
It’s almost certainly OCD, and the debilitating kind. I’ve seen all kinds of crazy people in my time and unchecked severe OCD is scary shit, scarier than the schizos even. I genuinely feel sorry for SHiFT.

Rust Chole said:
There is a vastly different Universe out there where young SHiFT watched Cartoon Network Instead of Nickelodeon.
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In that universe he’s living his best life playing Dexter’s Laboratory: Mandark’s Lab? for PS1 over and over not because he’s trying to break a record but because it’s just straight up fun. :)
 
Shift has had a fairly interesting night, and to my surprise he's going into full rage mode despite getting a PB not too long ago. Usually he cools off a bit once he hits a PB but now his rage knows no bounds!

Anyone with eyes can see that it's not healthy for him to keep grinding a videogame and screaming at the top of his lungs, and typically I think his health is a boring conversation to go over. BUT, he seems to be going into some seizure like state more and more while he rages. Sometimes he doesn't even full on rage, he just convulses and seizes, then goes back to playing. SHiFTBros....this game might legitimately kill him :stress:

One more thing, I've noticed for a while that when he's done screaming his eyes dart around his room and he looks like he's confused. Just another weird thing he does while raging that I find interesting.

Gonna split my clips into 3 sections because of the seizure episodes. All clips are silent because his stream is muted 99% of the time.


This one clip might be my favorite of the night



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BiggestBuford said:
BUT, he seems to be going into some seizure like state more and more while he rages.
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From tonight. His streams have gotten pretty unbearable lately. He leaves constantly after freaking out from losing good runs and goes extremely late.
 
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From tonight. His streams have gotten pretty unbearable lately. He leaves constantly after freaking out from losing good runs and goes extremely late.
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Looks and behaves like a junkie. Spasm, empty hopeless eyes. This game is killing him in real life but also feeds him dopamine. That new record reaction "OH MY GOD YES, i needed it so fucking bad!!" - That's his Fix right there, spontaneous burst of happiness slowly replaced by usual bitching and stagnation, how it was still shit, still not good enough. How it's never enough. I won't be surprised if he drops dead playing Spongebob.
 
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DAMN THAT RESET NCIE
 

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